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  1. Rec 2

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    "The stranger at the door is not his husband.

    He has a similar face and equally broad shoulders, is about the same height, and even his green plaid shirt resembles the one in the photo Usagi used to make the posters. He's also a red-eared slider, which makes things even harder to see.

    Usagi doesn't know this man, and everything in him screams that he should slam the doors, bolt the windows, and pray that the thing standing in his doors can be killed by human hands."

     

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    Leo is a con man who needs a new identity and had stolen the worst one possible.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    The suspense and word buildup is insane I love it

  2. Rec 7

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    What if 2003's Usagi and 2012 Usagi were one in the same?

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    11 Apr 2026

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    MY FAVORITE HEADCANNON

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    A separated AU where Splinter raised the turtles in an abandoned apartment for four years. Then Draxum found them and he had to make a hard choice, sacrifice one son for another.

    Years later the “sacrificed” son S AKA Leo lives his life as a slave serving the Great Baron Draxum. He spends his days trying to complete impossible tasks, murdering whoever he’s ordered to, fighting for his life in the arena, receiving gruesome punishments for every small mistake and getting mixed up with all kinds of underground businesses like yokai trafficking, drugs, assassinations and of course prostitution.

    Who would have thought that his life as a lowlife slave eventually lead him to his meddling hero brothers? But as much as Leo S would love to reconnect with his family, can a crook like him ever belong with a bunch of heroes?

    This fic is inspired by Shattered_ontheInside 's Where Loyalties Lie !!!!

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    07 Apr 2026

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    The tags make it seem sketchy but omg this is so good I 100% recommend reading this if your older than 16

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    Usagi crossed his arms. “You want me to become his best friend? Easy. I’m very likable.” Big Mama snorted, and Usagi pretended not to hear.

    “More, actually. I want you to become his…more than a friend.”

    If Usagi had drunk something, he would have spit it all over Draxum.

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    Usagi is given a simple task by Baron Draxum. Spy on the four Hamato siblings for him, gather information, feed it all back to Draxum. The only draw? Usagi has to pretend to fall in love with Leonardo.

    Chaos ensues.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    THE leoichi fic of the century

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    “Raphael,” she said gently. “I know it’s difficult for you to use the past tense-”

     

    “It’s not difficult, it’s just wrong,” Raph growled. He couldn’t look at her. This was the thing. The thing that made everyone look at him with pity. Like he was defective or broken. Like he was some stupid idiot who couldn’t get with the program.

     

    But it was everyone else who was wrong. Raph was the only one who was living in reality.

     

    “Leo. Isn’t. Dead.”
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    It's been two years since Leo's disappearance. The city has erected a monument in Bryant Park to honor and mourn New York's bravest young hero.

    While Leo's statue sits in the park, Raph sits in therapy. Everyone believes Raph is too traumatized, too wounded to process the loss of his brother.

    But there's something Raph can't explain, something only he can feel, something everybody wants him to ignore. It whispers softly somewhere in the deepest corners of his mind: he's still here.

    Raph listens.

    [non-canon compliant with Tales of the TMNT. Written pre-release of Tales]

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    12 Mar 2026

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    This HURTS