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    This is a poly Au with Karl, Dream, George, and Sapnap.

    Dream is an electrician
    George is an interior designer
    Karl is a counsellor at an LGBTQ Youth centre
    Sapnap is a piercer.

    These will all be little snippets of their relationships throughout the years.
    ALL FICS ARE POSTED IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER ACCORDING TO THE TIME LINE NOW

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    These are main pieces that were meant to be part of a bigger story that won't get finished. I still liked them though so I'm posting them here.

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    Ilya’s laugh is loud and delighted and absolutely infuriating. He leans back on his hands, eyes lighting up like Shane just told him the funniest joke ever. “Oh my god,” he says, murmuring something in Russian that’s too quick for Shane’s mind to translate. “You want to have a not-sex competition.”

    Shane shrugs. “You said I couldn’t resist you so…”

    “Hollander,” Ilya says fondly, shaking his head, “You have finally lost it.”

    “Or,” Shane counters, stepping closer, “You’re just not used to losing.”

    Ilya’s grin widens. He looks Shane up and down, slow and obvious. Shane’s body has never been subtle where Ilya is concerned and he can’t help the heat that floods his cheeks with Ilya’s eyes on him so intensely.

    “Fine,” Ilya says easily. “We’ll see how long you last.”

    Shane doesn’t hesitate. “Longer than you will.”

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    5 times they don’t give in, +1 time someone finally does

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    29 Jan 2026

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Ilya spirals after a lost game, blaming himself for all of it. Shane takes care of him and takes him out of his own head.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    Maybe if the video ended there, Shane thought, it would be okay. Okayish. Still incriminating. Still a fucking disaster. Still embarrassing, to have his breakup with this beautiful actress filmed and disseminated on Reddit of all fucking places, but not a nail in his coffin, burying him alive. But the video didn’t end there.

    “Can I ask if you’ve ever been with another guy?” she had to ask.

    And he, tears visible in his eyes, had to nod.

    Just once. Just a single nod.

    Why did he have to nod?

    “Have you ever told anyone that before?” He shook his head. “Was it different? With a guy?”

    “Of course.”

    Of course.

    “Was it better?”

    “Yes.”

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    Shane’s conversation with Rose is secretly recorded. Months later, after the All-Star game and Ilya’s confession in Russian, the video gets leaked online. Shane is outed to the world while Ilya is in Russia, and must now finish the 2016-2017 season with the entire world in on his secret.

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    17 Jan 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has a "tiny car accident" (his words). Shane Hollander has a full-scale, system-shutdown panic attack about it. Meanwhile, a horrified Hayden is praying for someone to throw him in a lake and tell him that this is all just a big joke, or maybe for a meteor strike; he is really not picky. J.J., on the other hand, is trying to bleach the image of his sweet captain making out with Ilya fucking Rozanov from his brain.

    It's a very normal day for the Montreal Canadiens.

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    14 Jan 2026