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“My Eleventh.” Her tone softened. “You understand, then, what I am asking of you? This operation will not be easy, nor will it be quick.“
All too well, as Tartaglia had never been known as one to accept the easiest option, anyway.
“I understand, Your Majesty. Your will is mine.”
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After a career-ending injury, Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger, is sent to Liyue under the guise of a new concubine within the Imperial Harem to investigate the rumors of an assassination plot against the Emperor. Fighting off assassins, he could do, but pretending to be a concubine? Not so much.
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- Part 1 of Swan Song + Extras
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Childe has feelings for Zhongli. Zhongli has feelings for Childe.
Things could be so easy, but not when you're a fatui harbinger with abyssal taint and a literal god. Both of them having to deal with their difficult pasts and presents, on top of their obvious differences and their own insecurities. Because if you ask either of them? There's simply no way that the object of their affection could ever have feelings for them. Not after everything they've done in their past.
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- Part 1 of After Everything Universe
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A Minor Villain’s Attempt at Survival! by ignistae
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Jan 2025
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When Ajax, your average, modern man, wakes up and finds himself inside the world of his younger sister's favourite novel "When Gentleladies Succeed," he thinks life couldn't get much worse. However, when he looks in the mirror and sees the unmistakable ginger hair of the minor villain "Tartaglia," whose traitorous schemes led to a gruesome demise, he fell into despair. With little other than a strong sense of determination, Ajax resolved to survive, and wondered how he could return home...
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[ Ding! Welcome to “Supernatural Phenomenon: World CL00567”.
Survival Condition: Survive 7 days.
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Players are recommended to actively interact with the world to unlock side missions for improved rewards! ^-^Welcome Player 999341!]
[Ding! This is a C level world, players are advised to actively find ways to survive!]
[Ding! It has been found that this is Player 999341’s first world. This world has a mortality rate of 70%! System will provide novice advice:
“Tehe tehe~ one head gone two heads together. Intertwined erroneous vines can come loose with a knot made with the hope of a dreamer.”]
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Authors note:
- Work is original, and written after pulling my hair out for the plot lol
- right now it’s only posted here, if you find it anywhere else lmk
- edits will probably be made at some point in timeCopy right belongs to author (me, the owner of this account) koiius, 2024 ©
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20 Jun 2024
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At Teyvat University, the Fatui reign supreme with their hacking skills, until someone reports them. Zhongli, Childe's perfect classmate, is suspected of betrayal. Seeking revenge, Childe creates a fake online persona to embarrass Zhongli through flirtation. Little does Childe realize that this prank might lead to unforeseen consequences.
"Listen, what if I create a fake profile to flirt with him? It would be fun to embarrass him with stupid, exaggerated messages!"What seemed like a perfect idea to Childe, completely unrelated to the fact that he still quite liked Zhongli, generated a bewildered reaction from the rest of the Fatui.
"What kind of idea is that?" protested Signora. "Do you want revenge or do you still like him?"
For the Zhongchili Mini Bang.
Updates weekly on Wednesday.Series
- Part 3 of Childe/Zhongli Longfics
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08 Apr 2024
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"It is calming, I suppose. To be here.”
“To be stuck in a bookstore?”
“To live a life that is strangely mine,” says Zhongli. “To experience something, albeit limited, that makes me feel a little more human. Though human is the furthest thing I truly am.”
“But do you? Want to be human?”
“Perhaps,” says Zhongli. “But when I am a ghost stuck in a bookstore–I am not quite a human, am I?”
OR: How Childe goes to college in Liyue, ends up with 3 crazy roommates, and falls in love with a thousand-year-old god who's stuck in a bookstore and time.
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Time-capsule for the future by Kasuna_Kotonoha
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Jan 2025
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When 28 people find themselves in a strange place, with strange technology, and no way out, a young woman offers to make a deal with them
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My take on Genshin Impact reacts to their future. Because I've yet to see anyone do this, so I might as well do it myself.
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Fear of losing you after the events in Port Awa have awakened feelings in Yona, and the true reason why she's afraid of losing you.
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Diluc Ragnvindr, billionaire tech mogul, gets taken in by a Khaenri'ahn prince scam.
To the man on the other side of the email, this is hilarious.
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Every journey has its final day, and Zhongli is ready to end his.
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- Part 1 of Zhongchi Stories
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That’s why, when Yue hears a wordless, hoarse noise of pain from Touya, Yue’s wings snap out without thought. He goes to move forward, but finds, to his crippling horror, that his legs won’t move. They’re rooted to the cold rooftop, and no struggle will move them an inch.
“He’s not a part of this!” Sakura yells, but she is still far away, close to the enemy. “Yue! Let him go!”
The blood in Yue’s body freezes. For a terrible, interminable second, the only thing Yue can perceive is the whistle of wind past his ears.
Yue looks to his right.
His own pale arm, cloaked in the white sleeve of his robe, is clenched tightly around Touya’s neck.
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Yue has a nightmare.
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She starts wearing the binder because chest compression is helpful considering Sasuke shoved an arm through her tit during the war. When she pulls back her hair and a stranger calls her 'young man', it spirals from there.
Or, the one where the boys of Team Seven try to teach Sakura how to be a dude, Shikamaru has a sexuality crisis because his crush is hot in every gender, Ino is a wardrobe consultant to the stars, and Sakura figures out how comfortable he can be in her own skin.
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venti: does anyone have the answers for ms. ying’er’s english hw
jean: you added the entire school to cheat in a class not even all of us are in?
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There is a popular game in Snezhnaya, one that originates as an activity to keep children occupied during the long winter days stuck indoors while arctic winds howl outside, knocking against doors and windows and carrying with it a violent storm of ice and frost. The game has since been adopted into a drinking game by bored young adults similarly trapped inside those cold, dark grueling months.
The game’s rules go something like this. Each person takes a turn telling two truths and one lie about themselves while the rest of the participants have to pluck out the lie. If the guessers guessed wrong, the person telling the information gets the point. If the guesser guessed right, then the person gets no points.
There is no real end to this game. Children play it until they become bored, adults play it until they become drunk.
Childe plays it until…
Come to think of it, Childe’s not entirely sure why he’s playing.
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A Childe introspection story where he tries to find his heart.
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That’s got to be the weirdest looking dog Ajax has ever seen in his life.
At least, Ajax thinks it’s a dog. It’s got scraggly little ginger tufts of fur around the neck and a strip of wild fur running down the spine like a mohawk, ending in more bushy, fluffy fur bits sprouted at the end of the tail. There are also some sort of strange protrusions from its head, like antlers, or maybe tumours? Fuck if Ajax knows, he’s not a medical professional.
But even with his lack of medical knowledge, he knows the dog-thing is in bad shape; it’s so covered in dirt and blood that Ajax can’t even tell what colour it is beneath all that grime.
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In which Ajax finds, what he calls in his mind, a "Dog-Lizard", on his random walk around the city and accidentally becomes a pet parent without realizing he's adopted a god.
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Childe has a bit of a problem. He can’t help but pine for the extremely handsome albeit rather strange customer who comes into his shop almost every day. Every time Zhongli of the venerable Wangsheng Law Firm steps into Childe’s shop, he finds himself walking away with a large bouquet, though what he does with so many flowers after that is anyone’s guess. Discouraged about the possibility of his crush ever developing to more, Childe has no idea that help is just behind the door.
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There was never much room to make conversation, let alone try to work his charm that seemed to roll off of his body like sweat. And with the way this customer always came into the shop looking his best (think 3 piece suit every day, even on weekends), Childe had to assume that he was some important hot-shot whose only resource that he didn’t have in abundance was time. But this time would be different. This time, he wouldn’t let anything get in his way. He would suggest going out for drinks over the weekend. Super casual. Although, now that he thought about it, maybe he should ask for his name first...
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- Part 3 of Chili Prompt Week!
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On the night Kaeya's father was supposed to leave him at the winery, he is injured by an abyss mage and is forced to stay at the winery alongside Kaeya and the Ragnvindrs.
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aka Diluc and Kaeya get to have two dads
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07 Jun 2022
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maybe the real treasure was candice all along by mochingo
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Jul 2025
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venti: someone send help now
venti: i’ll personally serenade you with the shape of you x wap mashup that i created on my hot flaming mixtape
venti: for free
childe: i’ll do it
xiao: i should’ve known childe would agree to this fucking bullshit.
beidou: wait no be quiet, i want to see how this goes down.
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Xiao: VENTI DONT FCUKINH TELL ME YOURE GOJNG TO TURN IN PORN FOR YOUR ESSAY
Xiao: YOU IDIOT
Venti: ITS BETTER THAN HAVING NO ESSAY AT ALL
Xiao: ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PORN
a genshin impact highschool au chatfic where everyone is gay, horny, and depressed.
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[02:49] Lumine: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY BROTHER OR DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH
[02:49] Lumine: I WILL ABSOLUTELY STRANGLE YOU
[02:49] Childe: lmao can you even reach my neck