17 Bookmarks by Loserface_4

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    If Crowley can feel a color change in the Bentley, then what else can he feel? And where?

    (A crack fic where a Simpkin in the Bentley is a gateway to Crowley's effort.)

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    10 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    In life, Charles had developed a system of tricks and cheats to get all the touch he needed without arousing suspicion. It had worked very well, and he’d been proud of himself for working it out. Then he’d gone and died, and the only person he could feel anymore wasn’t big on touch. 35 years on, he finally figures out Edwin’s trick, and decides to do some testing to make sure he’s got it right.

    Or, five times Charles gets hurt so Edwin will touch him, plus one time he just asks like a normal person.

    Or-or, five times Charles puts himself in Situations and Edwin gently takes him back out, plus one time Edwin very gently (and consensually) puts him in a Situation they both very much enjoy.

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    23 May 2025

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    Over the years, their music collection grew, until a shelf for their records joined the shelves for their books. Edwin was proud to say that the acquisition of the record player had made their office more lively, ghosts though they were. He certainly enjoyed their dancing lessons.
    If Edwin noted Charles’ quiet singing during this time, it was only to classify Charles as having enough musical talent to not clash horribly with the original singers’ voices.
    Some decades later, Edwin discovered the magnitude of his error.

    Or: Charles attempts to woo Edwin with the power of Queen.

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    19 Feb 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    Charles Rowland never expected to see Crystal Palace again, especially not after their fallout over her abusive ex boyfriend. Their meeting brings them to the doors of the Tea and Kettle, an unassuming little coffee shop well out of Charles’s usual commute to and from Uni. However, inside he doesn’t only reconnect with Crystal, he meets Edwin. Who then saves his life, as his past reappears once again for one last hurrah. Now, Charles has a best friend for life…one whose eyes won’t leave his head.

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    15 Jan 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    In a universe where The Royal Family presides over the entire population, becoming a consort to a member of the family is a sought after honor. Getting a key into the palace, perks, benefits, a salary placing you in the top 1% of the population, and the chance to one day even marry into the family. (hell, it even comes with free dental). Even if Alex Claremont-Diaz vehemently disagrees with the entire existence of the Royal Family, it doesn't stop him from applying (after much external pressure) once he gets scouted by a Royal Officer.
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    OR Prince Henry and his Royal Consort Alex.

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    30 Dec 2024

  6. Public Bookmark 22

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    Nepo baby CEO Morpheus tries to get his crush's attention by taking over Hob's company and making Hob be his personal assistant. But if he thinks Hob's going to be the one taking orders in this scenario, he's very wrong.

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    16 Dec 2024

  7. Public Bookmark 51

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    The length of an emissary's life is entirely dependent on how well they please the demon on the hill. Hob just may yet live for a very long time.

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    16 Dec 2024

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    “Dream,” he says carefully, sitting down on the coffee table across from him. It’s new to him still, this name. Pulled from his stranger’s hoarse throat on their way out of the manor. Dream. His poor friend.

    Dream looks up at him. His expression is guarded. Wounded. “I owe you,” he says, in his low, sibilant voice, “a boon.”

    As a reward for his rescue, Dream offers Hob what he's always wanted most. Dream himself.

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    13 Dec 2024

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    “Well, that was a thing,” Crowley said once they were out of earshot. Without talking about it, they were both heading down the field, towards the lake where the photographer (and likely a few more people from the TV crew) was waiting.

    “That was a wedding,” Aziraphale replied, surprised at his own annoyance that somebody called a wedding a ‘thing’.

    “Yeah, obviously, didn’t miss that part,” Crowley said with a shrug, and waved abruptly in Aziraphale’s general direction. “Neither did you, from the looks of it, since you’re dressed like a wedding bride and everything.”

    “Excuse me, I am a—“ Aziraphale stopped himself, and started over.


    In which Aziraphale ends up marrying a rude stranger who wears sunglasses.

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    04 Dec 2024

  10. Public Bookmark 10

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    12 Nov 2024

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    Welcome to the Garden of Delights! A "something for everyone" highly structured sex club that has invested a lot of infrastructure in turning the ethos of "Safe, Sane & Consensual" into a functional business operations model for all types of sexual encounters. (I pitch this to fellow Americans as "like a sexy Dave & Buster's.")

    Aziraphale, a club veteran, and Crowley, a club newbie, keep running into each other in different areas, or grottos, of the club and delighting in how sexually (and perhaps romantically?) compatible they are. Unfortunately, given their mutual penchant for anonymous consensual non-consent encounters, they don't always recognize each other...

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    02 Nov 2024

  12. Public Bookmark 73

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    When Aziraphale steps into the stall of the rotunda, the poor darling he’s to cultivate is yanking against their restraints and breathing harsh through their nose as they shout muffled invectives through the silky gag covering their mouth. The ripening sling they’re suspended in sways in sinuous arcs as they thrash, and Aziraphale is put in mind of a furious snake writhing without traction, helpless, on silk sheets.

     

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    A bit of a bastard is back at the sex club for more consensual non-consent, and a familiar serpent is ready to be trussed up and cultivated.

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    02 Nov 2024

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    When meeting Bee’s fiancé Gabriel, Crowley never expected to fall for his brother. However, Bee’s made one thing very clear: Crowley must not get involved with Aziraphale.

    But try as he might to honour his promise, Crowley is hopelessly drawn to him. Amidst the secrets and lies, the boys must decide if they're willing to risk it all.

    Forbidden fruit has never been so tempting.

    Or

    “Anthony, under no circumstances are you going to have sex with Aziraphale, is that understood?”

    “Yep. Completely understood.”

    Crowley was definitely going to have sex with Aziraphale.

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    28 Oct 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 21

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are roommates. They are also idiots. They may even be in love with each other. (Not that they’d ever admit it, of course.)

    If Aziraphale needed help– If he were desperate–
    Crowley would help him with his heart broken.
    He would help him with his heart whole.
    That was what roommates did, wasn’t it?

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    7,112

    28 Oct 2024

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    A year after season two, Aziraphale is trapped in Heaven.

    He sees Crowley living on Earth, all alone and in trouble. With help, he manages to act accordingly.

    Crowley’s heartbreak leads to him to being a damsel in distress.

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    Aziraphale recalled what he’d seen out his office window. With it’s close and clear view of London, Earth.

    He hadn’t meant to zoom in where he did. The scene had appeared against his will.

    A certain demon. All alone and buying several cases of the worst scotch he’d ever tasted. Oodles of it.

    Something he drank when he didn’t care about quality, only getting drunk as fast as possible.

    Crowley looked bad. Aziraphale didn’t think he’d ever seen him with a hair out of place, and certainly never in dirty clothes and flip flops.

    But there he was. The only familiar part of his attire had been his sunglasses.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    28 Oct 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 99

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    Heaven and Hell are no longer in the picture. Now these two idiots need to figure out how to be a group of the two of them, after 6000 years of repressed feelings and a complete ignorance on how to romance and be domestic together.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    135
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    462
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    99
    Hits:
    10,208

    28 Oct 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 17

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    24 Oct 2024

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