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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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08 May 2026
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Banshee In A Well by bugbee, liverobinreaction (bugbee)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
02 Apr 2023
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Tim is five years old when he drowns in his parents' pool. He dies quietly, waiting for parents who love him, but will never be there, to realise that something is wrong. They never show up, and he sinks into oblivion.
When he wakes up and claws his way out of the water, the sun has set, and the lights of his house are on. He is cold and wet and his lungs burn.
But most of all, Tim is alone.
(If you die and no-one is there to see it, were you ever alive in the first place?)
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- Part 1 of bury the dead where they're found
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- 5/5
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24 Apr 2026
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There's a Chapel in the Airport by 27dragons
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
09 Jan 2026
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Viktor's decision to play a little prank on the man next to him on the airplane almost backfires when he claims an attractive but dangerous-looking stranger is his husband. But much to Viktor's delight, the man goes along with the prank.
Jayce's on-the-spot decision to play along with some kind of prank he's walked into almost backfires on when the passenger he's helping to prank suggests visiting a chapel once they've landed to "renew their vows" and tags along to serve as their witness.
But there's a spark between them that neither can deny, and when Jayce suggests that they take a honeymoon trip to give their fake-but-real marriage a trial run, Viktor is intrigued enough to agree.
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08 Apr 2026
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To secure her throne and prevent rival heirs, Queen Alysone of Alderheim decrees that her younger brother, Prince Nykolas, must enter into an arranged marriage with a man: a much older, low-ranking prince from a neighbouring kingdom. Long isolated from Alderheim’s court, Nykolas is in no position to stop his sister’s scheme, though he finds it difficult to swallow the humiliation—a humiliation his groom seems to thoroughly enjoy...
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07 Apr 2026
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John Watson is left-handed.
He’s tried not to let it affect his life, but as any Lefty knows, that’s almost impossible.
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- 9/9
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06 Apr 2026
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11 Feb 2026
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“Tell me what you did, and I will go easy on you.”
A fallen angel arrives in Hell, freshly clipped of his wings, seeking protection the only way he knows how: by offering his body and his life to a demon. He isn't expecting his new guardian to be the Night Prince, one of the oldest demons there is.
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25 Nov 2025
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industry standard by runesick (mitskook)
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
22 Oct 2025
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Jayce Talis has had a meteoric rise from B-list TV actor to Oscar nominee, a result of constant work and dedication to his craft. It should be the stepping stone to bigger and better projects.
Yet, when he receives a letter from his old writing partner after seven years of zero contact, he drops everything to fly to New York and work with him again, this time on the stage. New conflicts rise amongst old tensions, but Jayce knows that in the end, making art with Viktor is worth all the heartache. Right?
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02 Nov 2025
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That Story About Death by Spideypool_supremacy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), X-Men - All Media Types
27 Jul 2025
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"I don't understand how help from him," Spider-Man said, throwing a pointed look at Deadpool, "is any better than mine."
Logan glanced between them. "He was not planned."
"He's right. My parents didn't use any protection for their nasty business. They quickly realized the perks of safe sex after that."
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A roadtrip with Deadpool, Spider-Man, Wolverine and vague signs of depression
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25 Sep 2025
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I can teach you, but I have to charge by chubsonthemoon
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
27 Jul 2025
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“Hi!” says a voice.
Viktor turns. Looks up.
Nearly dies.
Because there is an actual angel hovering over him, now. The first thing Viktor notices is his smile, friendly and sweet, with an adorable little gap between his front teeth. Viktor’s eyes travel down, to his chest slick with sweat, to the sunglasses hanging off the low scoop of his crop top, to the happy trail of dark hair that starts at his navel and leads down, to the little pudge of his stomach spilling over jean shorts that are very short. Their length—or lack thereof—showcases strong, muscled legs, a dark leg brace, and finally, the same four-wheeled skates the other servers are wearing.
The first thing Viktor thinks is: I want to eat him.
The second thing Viktor thinks is: What the fuck?
Jayce works as a carhop. Viktor is suffering.
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19 Sep 2025
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find a new place to be from by chubsonthemoon
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
15 Aug 2025
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The first time Viktor hears the name Zaun outside his childhood kitchen is at the end-of-year Councilor’s gala, the year after he and Jayce invent Hextech.
Viktor goes home, in more ways than one.
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19 Sep 2025
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What We Pretend We Can't See by gyzym for shecrows
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2017
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Seven years out from the war, Harry learns the hard truth of old history: it’s never quite as far behind you as you thought.
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14 Sep 2025
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Every so often Viktor finds himself wanting. He wants so much that it feels like a monster inside of him.
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or: they're roommates. they're bestfriends. they adopt two cats together. they take naps together. it's definitely not complicated (it gets very complicated).
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06 Sep 2025
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Shut-in Viktor cannot stand the manosphere sensation that is Jayce Talis. He will do whatever it takes to humble the so-called Man of Progress, even if that means signing up for his men-only retreat.
Viktor needs to take Jayce down.
It's his wildest fantasy.
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- Part 1 of machine 4 man
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05 Sep 2025
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Thorin hadn’t really wanted to go on holiday. That was why he hadn’t been on one for over a decade – not, despite what his siblings might say, because he had problems letting go of work and letting other people have control over their own hotel, which definitely wasn’t his entire life, no matter what the opinions of his family might have been on the matter.
In which people go on holiday, and find a little bit of home.
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11 Aug 2025
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Astarion thought he'd escaped his past. Then he inherited it.
Summary: When Astarion learns that he has inherited both Cazador's title and his horror show of a palace, Astarion wants to ignore the whole mess in the worst way, but Gale insists they return to Baldur's Gate and do the paperwork to truly rid themselves of the last of Cazador's ugly legacy. However, the house is haunted and has its own agenda for Astarion. Between a bureaucracy more convoluted than the schemes of the Dead Three, corrupt Patriars who want Astarion to step into Cazador's old shoes, and a tax bill large enough to crush Waterdeep, Gale and Astarion learn that Cazador is almost as much trouble dead as he was alive.
Canon Caveats: Plausible as post-canon canon-compliant fic, with some magical realism and exceptions to strict 5e magic rules.
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03 Aug 2025
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Astarion is near the docks when he feels Cazador's compulsion on him snap. He doesn't think twice. He just takes the next available ship out of Baldur's Gate. Its destination: The City of Splendors. Waterdeep.
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Gale takes back the glass, now empty, and then seems to fidget a little. “There is something I wanted to get your opinion on- but it can wait until you’ve recovered. You don’t look well at all- no offense meant, of course.”
“None taken,” Astarion says sweetly. “Please go on. Tell me exactly what it is about my appearance that you find lacking.”
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29 Jul 2025
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How to Succeed on Your Government-Mandated Language Test Without Really Trying by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
07 Apr 2022
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Take the four-month PRO contract, Kakashi had said. It’ll be fun, Kakashi had said. Well—no, what had actually happened was that Kakashi had taken Sasuke out to a bar in downtown Gatineau, bought him two shots of tequila, and said, “Here’s the thing. PRO is hell and you’ll be more miserable than you’ve ever been in your life, but if you can tough it out then I can transfer you back to the NCR as a program officer no problem. I’m talking indeterminate position, salary bump, benefits, vacation, prospects for advancement, the whole package. Think on it, okay?”
And now here Sasuke was—back in the NCR, mildly scarred from four months working under Kabuto—only to find his apartment uninhabitable, his relationship moving faster than anticipated, his out-of-touch manager even more out-of-touch than he remembered, and the future of his brand new indeterminate-with-benefits-and-vacations position hinging on the achievement of a successful BBB on his language test. And his Excel sheets, left for four months in Naruto's incapable hands? Don't even get him started.
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- Part 2 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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21 Jul 2025
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It didn't take long for it to become clear that no one had actually put any thought into how to rebuild a kingdom. The fact that it was haunted wasn't making things any easier.
In which Bilbo is going to fix things, come hell or high water.
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19 Jul 2025
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Prim, proper Zuko, who’s more of a monk than Sokka’s actual monk brother-in-law, has gone and gotten himself these sexy, diplomatic, tantalising, ritual nipple piercings. He got them for world peace, and now Sokka’s world is falling to pieces.
Zuko gets his nipples pierced for ritual purposes. Sokka needs to get his mouth on them.
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17 Jul 2025