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Winter Fair for Beginners by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Jan 2026
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Aziraphale adores farmers’ markets and the clever things the humans sell there. Crowley is sceptical; after all, how hard can it be to do something like that? One thing leads to another, and they make a bet: each must do a stall at the Crawley Winter Fair—the human way, no miracles involved! Their clandestine preparations are slightly complicated by the fact that they live together in their South Downs cottage and greatly complicated by the fact that neither of them has marketable craft skills. How will our heroes cope?
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Was Hercules ever like, "Yo, I don't wanna fight Cerberus?" by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
07 Jan 2026
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The great hero Aziraphale, fresh off his encounter with the Nemean Lion, is sent on his second quest: slaying the Lernean Hydra. But things are not quite as they appear. The Hydra is nowhere near as monstrous as the rumours report, the hero not quite as bloodthirsty, and the Nemean Lion enjoys head scritches far more than tearing apart passersby…
Chapter 5: Aziraphale takes a creative approach to taming the mares of Diomedes, and we get a sneak peek at new year's resolutions made by him and his household.
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Mohawk, Tartan, and Scales by MM2022 for CrowleyIsSnek
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jan 2026
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An old Hellish curse leaves Crowley stuck as a snake right before a punk concert he wants to attend. Aziraphale comes to the rescue, and together our heroes ponder the big question: how to make a snake look punk?
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Mr.Brown's wittering about the Christmas lights has an unexpected effect: the shopkeepers of the Whickber Street unite in their decision to decorate their shops for the holiday. The decorator they hire for the rush job brings more than a few simple strings of lights into their lives...
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Five times Crowley discussed holiday lights with Aziraphale and one time he discussed them with Mr.Brown (and then with Aziraphale).
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- Part 16 of Good Omens Christmastime stories
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The Nutcracker and the Deranged Christmas Tree by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Dec 2025
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Later, whenever Crowley told this story, he always said it was the Christmas tree’s fault.
A faux fir tree, lavishly decorated and mounted on top of an oversized Roomba, it cruised the foyer of the theater before the house doors opened and then during the intermission, playing Christmas songs. Crowley found it slightly unsettling; trees, even fake ones, were supposed to stay stationary and quiet, not chase you down the hallway belting out “All I want for Christmas is you” like a drunk diva.
What happens if you add a singing tree robot to the theater foyer for The Nutcracker production? Minor mayhem and destruction, or heart-warming holiday magic? Why not both?
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- Part 15 of Good Omens Christmastime stories
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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Secrets, Snakes, and Snuggles by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Dec 2025
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Aziraphale had been dating Crowley for three months, and he had yet to see him without a hat.
Admittedly, he hadn’t seen the man without his sunglasses either, but that was easier to understand: Crowley mentioned having severe photophobia, which meant that most public spaces, even the restaurants that boasted “intimate lighting”, were too bright for him.
The hats, however, puzzled Aziraphale. In September, when Crowley’s search for ophiology books brought him to Aziraphale’s bookshop, he sported a black beanie embroidered with adorable little snakes. As the weather cooled down, he rotated through a selection of knit caps, toques, and bobble hats, mostly in black and red, often with snake embroidery or pins.
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- Part 14 of Good Omens Christmastime stories
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The Court of Frost and Moonlight by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Dec 2025
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The fae come on Samhain, when the veil between the worlds is the thinnest and the creatures of other realms roam the human land unchallenged.
Fae are not unheard of where Crowley lives. There are stories. Some old, almost fairy tales—people stolen away, turned into animals, or given impossible tasks. Others happened just the other day: a friend of a friend disappearing on Beltane, a cousin thrice removed going mad after dancing with a stranger, a drunkard rambling about other realms.
Crowley had more than his fair share of brushes with these stories himself. What Crowley had not expected was to become a part of a fae story himself.
Jeweller Crowley gets three impossible challenges from fae. The prize? A place at the fae court, magic of his own, and fae hand in marriage. The price of failure? Nothing major, just being erased from existence.
Includes gorgeous art by Maon25!
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- Part 1 of The Court of Frost and Moonlight
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Cirque de la Nuit by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Nov 2025
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Aziraphale loved his job. Being the artistic director and ringmaster at Cirque de la Nuit was already a dream come true, and in addition, Aziraphale had a hypnotism act. There were minor inconveniences, like not being able to draw his own moustache. But the greatest trouble came from needing to keep dozens of inhumans safe and in line. And one day, capital-T Trouble arrived when a boy got too excited about visiting the circus...
A collection of 666-word ficlets following the life of the Cirque de la Nuit and its members.
Chapter 3: Aziraphale, Crowley, and five juvenile vampires go to London for winter break. There is ice cream!
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A Snake in a Scarf by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Nov 2025
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“What'ss that?” Crowley poked at the pile of wool in a gift box listlessly. He could tell it was some sort of knitwear, soft and cosy, but he felt too lethargic to investigate closer. Much better to watch his angel, also soft and cosy, unpack his own box and to ask questions.
Aziraphale buys Crowley and himself matching scarves. However, there is more than one way for Crowley to wear a scarf, some much nicer than the others...
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- Part 13 of Good Omens Christmastime stories
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How can we bewitch you today? by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Nov 2025
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Aziraphale is a guardian, and everybody knows guardians cannot be bewitched. Or… can they? Maybe a cup of hot chocolate and a few words of understanding offered by a handsome witch will do the trick where all witchcraft had failed?
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Spooky Sweet by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Nov 2025
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Crowley, a famous artisan chocolatier, moved from London to Tadfield and opened a chocolate shop, setting off a sequence of events that changed the whole village, culminating in a scandal on Easter. Half a year later, Crowley works hard, both to keep his shop afloat in a small village (which is not exactly a major consumer of artisan chocolate) and to keep himself from going too fast for Aziraphale...
This is the first sequel of the fic Chocolat. It can probably be read on its own if you're just here for the fancy (and spooky) chocolate, but you probably won't be as invested in Crowley's life (and the lives of other characters mentioned) without reading Chocolat first!
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- Part 3 of Chocolat AU
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In Magic Disguise by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Oct 2025
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Aziraphale is secretly a fan of the show Penn and Teller: Fool Us. When an episode is filmed in London, he applies immediately and miraculously gets in. Then the Heaven reprimands him for frivolous use of miracles, so he has to go without for the filming itself. Fortunately, Crowley comes to the rescue and helps Aziraphale disguise himself as a stage magician with an unusual trick...
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Remedial Yoga for Shapeshifters by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Oct 2025
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Crowley is not very good at shapeshifting. He should be able to easily change into half a dozen different animals, but he can only manage one form other than human. His best friend Anathema signs him up for a session of remedial yoga - a class designed to guide kids through shapeshifting practice and help adults get in touch with their inner animals. Will the company of unruly kids and a gorgeous instructor help Crowley overcome his shifting block?
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Naked. Lace. Fashion. Climb. Chocolate. Angel.
Six men share their breakup stories in a bar. Or, rather, five men and a demon. An angel eavesdrops.
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The Ritual of Quests by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Oct 2025
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Seelie lord Gabriel is growing tired of lady Aziraphale turning him down, so he invokes the Ritual of Quests - the ancient ritual in which the intended gives the suitor three near-impossible tasks to accomplish through wit and magic. As Gabriel works his way through Aziraphale's quests, his offerings remind her of another courtship interrupted years ago...
A fill for Good Omens Monster Kinktober day 3 prompt "Fairies & Inhuman Courtship Rituals"
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- Part 4 of Inhuman Courting Rituals
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In Bats' Image by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Sep 2025
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Aziraphale was reading in the garden when a rat flew by with a squeak.
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The Nice and Accurate Potions of Agnes Nutter, Witch by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Sep 2025
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Magic is hard, not least because of all the ingredients required for potions and spells. How is a witch supposed to gather fresh bat’s drool or scorpion’s venom? Luckily, Anathema’s familiar Crowley is a shapeshifter willing to help her get some of those, even the secret ingredients. However, one time a spell backfires, forcing them to question some of the ingredients…
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The Last Siren by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
14 Sep 2025
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There was something off about this ship, Antonoe thought as she sang. Her sisters and herself had lured plenty of ships to their death over the centuries of their lives, and this one was different. The oarsmen rowed towards the sirens' rocks, but they didn't look enraptured by the song. No, if there was a common emotion on their weathered faces, it was grim determination. And the one properly enthralled guy was not on the oars; he was tied to the mast...
"Maybe we should skip this one," Antonoe stopped abruptly. "This doesn't feel right."
Five times Crowley tried to silence someone and one time Aziraphale silenced her.
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The Copper Coin Test by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Sep 2025
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Dragon lord Lucifer doesn't want his son Crowley to marry, definitely not the stuffy bookwurm who is courting him. Can Aziraphale pass the test devised by the old serpent?
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- Part 3 of Inhuman Courting Rituals
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Le Petit Duck Shoppe by MM2022
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Aug 2025
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Aziraphale and Crowley wander into a shop full of rubber ducks. There appears to be a duck for every occasion, why, there's even an angel duck! Unfortunately, there is a problem with the demon ducks...