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Don't Look a Gif Whore in the Mouth by LadyTicklebotham for Polinators
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
06 Apr 2024
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Pen accidentally sent a suggestive gif to a hot guy she works with and texts her friends mortified. One friend is particularly interested in this turn of events.
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- English
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- 1,346
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- 1/1
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07 Apr 2024
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Hard Times at Clegane Ranch by prettybadmagic
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
13 Feb 2021
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At the end of the Civil War, southern soldier Sandor Clegane takes his meager savings to patch up his family’s old ranch out west. He leads the simple, solitary life of an unmated alpha. He tends his herd and horses, earns a modest income, and passes time whittling and playing harmonica.
But one night, after a long drive on the home range, something smells off. It’s a sweet something, the likes of which he’s never known. He traces the scent back to his barn and finds a little bird in the hay loft, crash-landed, lame, and fevered.
She’s a pretty bird. An omega bird. And much to Sandor’s horror: she’s in heat.
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- English
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06 Jan 2024
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A Harmless Addiction by rummy_cat
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
29 Jun 2021
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Subtitle: An Ode to Sandor Clegane's Penis
Sansa has a dirty little secret: she is addicted to watching porn, particularly videos posted by a certain H0undX88.
Sandor has a dirty little secret: he is addicted to making porn, particularly of the male solo variety.
Sansa bought a fixer-up lakehouse in Wakefield, NH and is in over her head.
Sandor is a handyman in Wakefield, NH.See where I'm going with this?
GRRM's wonderful and beloved characters + my original (perverse) plot
Fan praise for A Harmless Addiction:
"Literally the best SanSan I've read here. Hilarious, sexy, excellently written..."
"This is the loudest and longest I've laughed in a LONG time!"
"What a total joyride this story is!"
"The dialog in this story is A++"
"This was absolutely one of my favorite modern AUs I have ever read. The dialogue was amazing"
"This fic was super sexy, hilariously funny and heart meltingly sweet."
"I think I am addicted to this fic."
"Stellar, a+ work, I love it, I will be saving it to read it many many times."
"You do sweet dirty perfectly"- Language:
- English
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- 57,801
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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01 Jan 2024
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Benefits of the Job by Anonymous
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
14 Sep 2023
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Based on a psychotic twitter prompt.
Sansa's constant encounters with a cat-calling, construction worker Sandor, and why she keeps going back.
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- English
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- 1/2
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- 5,220
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29 Dec 2023
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winter heat by Sunrisedogs, tobiasren for Mtorolite
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
01 Jan 2024
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Sandor's truck breaks down in a blizzard outside a lonely cabin in the woods. Inside is a nervous, shy Omega that had ordered a support Alpha for her heat. What's a guy to do but help her out?
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- English
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- 5,398
- Chapters:
- 2/3
- Collections:
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29 Dec 2023
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Eddie Munson and Beth Forrester have hated each other since middle school. But when circumstance and a common enemy throw them together, old grudges give way to something unexpected.
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22 Sep 2023
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Godless Children by lorneytunes, OxfordPictionary
Fandoms: Black Veil Brides, Falling in Reverse, Escape the Fate, All Time Low, Pierce the Veil
05 Dec 2017
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Every band dreams of making it big, but Godless Children have faced enough rejection that they're almost ready to quit. Luckily, Amber Davis, their drummer, is the type to never say die. After a daring stunt that gets her band the chance they need, Godless Children skyrocket to fame, but that's only the beginning.
Now they have to survive record labels, collaborations, band politics and even Warped Tour. Will the Godless Children write their names in the rock and roll hall of fame? Or will these new stars in the sky burn out too fast?Bookmarked by MiddleofNowhere92
30 May 2023
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The Night Is So Long by iciclesinsteadoftears
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
11 Mar 2023
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Mantis is grateful to have a friend like Drax, someone she trusts and feels safe around. But as she gets to know him better, she wishes for something more between them.
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21 May 2023
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Persphone returns to the land of the dead plumper from her mothers care. After riding with Charon and having snacks with the court musician and lover, Persphone returns to her domain. Sex ensues.
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20 May 2023
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20 May 2023
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To say that Sansa Stark enjoyed being an Omega was putting it lightly. To command attention, to be fought after, to be courted, to be the subject of utter longing—was there anything sweeter than the smell of an Alpha’s desperation?—were the things Sansa lived for.
And so it was ever so frustrating to be forced to see, each and every day, Sandor Clegane, the most oblivious Alpha she had ever met in her life.
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In which, Sandor Clegane is an apartment building's Alpha security guard, and Sansa Stark is an Omega who can't seem to leave him alone.
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27 Apr 2023
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Big Brutes and Frappuccinos by your_token_trophy_wife
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jun 2025
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Marcus Flint plays for West Ham and he's absolutely fine with being the most violent player in the league. He's twenty-six and got a good ten years left of play in him. Nothing can ever come between him and the game.
Then Oliver Wood, keeper for Queens Park Rangers, makes an appearance in his life. Oliver's his childhood rival, he's openly gay and he has an addiction to sugary drinks from Starbucks. Oh, and he's gorgeous.
Not that Marcus is some shirtlifter or anything.
Cue strange morning meetings at Starbucks, pining from afar, existential crisises and dirty pictures in his DMs.
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16 Apr 2023
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After a career-ending injury, Oliver Wood is forced to take an early retirement. And what does early retirement look like for famous Quidditch players? The charity circuit. Galas, bake sales, auctions—you name it, Oliver’s agent had signed him up for it.
Oliver didn’t know what to expect from this new life, but it certainly wasn’t Marcus Flint popping up at every turn. Or for him to be friendly and welcoming, unwilling to let Oliver stew in his self-loathing. Or for him to look so good in yoga pants.
Or to fall for the git.- Language:
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15 Apr 2023
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“That’s very kind of you, Marcus,” she says, and he thinks that he might actually be losing his goddamn mind because her voice is light and airy and musical and the only thing he can come up with to compare it to is a fucking cloud—which is crazy. He’s crazy. Voices aren’t clouds. Clouds aren’t voices. Clouds are…clouds. They float and they’re filled with rain and they cover up the sun. Luna’s voice isn’t like that all. Luna’s voice might as well be the sun. “—could share, though, the bed is fairly large—much bigger than the bed in my dorm, certainly, and I’ve shared that with plenty of people.”He blinks. And then, just to be sure he isn’t hallucinating, he blinks again.
“What?”
Series
- Part 3 of Chaos Theory
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10 Apr 2023
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Oliver Wood has goals and a plan, and all of his ducks in a row.
Marcus Flint doesn't give a shit.
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10 Apr 2023
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It’s the smell of it. Chemical. Bitter and sharp as a raw edge on metal. Just a hint of it as she passes him at breakfast — but enough to stop her dead, mid-step.
There is Wolfsbane in his tea.
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- English
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- 199,233
- Chapters:
- 49/60
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- 70
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- 10,508
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10 Apr 2023
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When Ron and Harry try to rescind Hermione's plus one to their respective weddings, Hermione surprises the boys by insisting that she's actually been dating someone for a year. The only problem is she has no boyfriend to speak of. Enter Marcus Flint. With a little bit of convincing, he agrees to be her fake boyfriend...but is the relationship really fake? Marcus Flint x Hermione.
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- 20/20
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08 Apr 2023
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The Repopulation Initiative. Wizarding Britain's answer to the rising panic over the post-war baby boom that wasn’t.
“Thank you for your service to your country,” the Ministry says.
As if compliance had been voluntary.
“We are highly skilled and dedicated matchmakers,” the Department of Repopulation assures.
As if their lengthy and invasive questionnaires could possibly find them suitable partners with which to procreate and raise children with.
It’s a cauldron full of thestral shite mandated by an overreaching government. At least that’s what Hermione Granger believes until she meets her auspicious match, Marcus Flint. She doesn’t want to admit that the Ministry managed to do a better job at picking a partner for her than she herself could have done. However when he calls her little dove and princess, engulfs her hand with his own, and holds her through the night, banishing the never ending trauma of her youth, she has to concede that maybe the matchmakers knew a thing or two when pairing her with the possessive, protective wizard whom she loves to call Daddy.
Now if only those protesting the initiative would dispense before they succeed in having it overturned.
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07 Apr 2023
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Frustrated with the male propensity to 'shag and run,' the girls engage in a contest to see who can go the farthest by Valentine's Day without going all the way. But perhaps they should have chosen their partners more carefully…
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 59,274
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 286
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07 Apr 2023
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After the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco hates everything about himself, including his name. Goyle suggests Draco take his name instead.
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06 Apr 2023