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Don’t turn me home again, I just can’t face myself alone again by MissHazelA
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Jul 2025
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They're somewhere in... fucking Kentucky, maybe, who knows, on the end of a twelve-hour day of driving. The radio is low, finally playing classic Springsteen after their last argument about what qualifies as ‘road trip music.’
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They survived a storm earlier today, which means that Archie is pacing the ship checking on the crew, Jim is lying in bed staring unseeing at the ceiling, and Oluwande can’t sleep because it feels like two-thirds of his heart are bleeding.
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Sometimes you share an order of fries and fall even more in love.
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The crew realizes that Izzy, after spending decades with Edward “look at this shit” Teach, has an intense grab reflex. If they ask him to hold something, he’ll do it without even thinking.
Obviously they find this hilarious.
Five times the crew handed Izzy something as a joke and one time it was a gift.
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The Rise and Fall of Edward Teach and the Flamingos from Mars by MissHazelA
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Space Opera - Catherynne M. Valente
02 Jun 2025
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Edward Teach, washed-up former lead singer of Blackbeard and the Queen Anne’s Revenge, wakes up one morning to find an alien standing in his living room. Humanity has been Columbus’ed by the life forms of the wider universe, and they want to see how we stack up.
Before he knows it, Ed is summoned to a far-off planet to complete in the Metagalactic Grand Prix. He and his band – or what’s left of them, anyway – are charged to perform a single song that will prove to the universe that human beings are sentient and capable of playing nicely with their galactic neighbors. If they place, humanity will be welcomed into a new, science fiction future. If they fail, the Earth gets nuked.
No pressure.
An AU lovingly inspired by, in tribute to, and sometimes outright cribbed from Space Opera.
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“All’s in order,” Izzy says as he comes to a halt beside Frenchie. “Captain,” he adds after a moment. The word feels odd in his mouth, a title that feels old-fashioned and out of place for Frenchie, but it’s also right.
Frenchie picks on a string of his lute. “Grand.” He hums a bit of a song before peering up at Izzy, squinting against the bright light. There are little laughter lines around his eyes and Izzy struggles to look away. -
[Podfic of] Jasmine, Rose Quartz, and the Ace of Cups by vexbatch pods (vexbatch) for MissHazelA
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Jan 2025
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Audio Length: 45:15
Frenchie uses his side gig writing horoscopes to flirt with the handsome older guy he's been eyeing for a while.
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03 Jan 2025
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In the gradschool, everyone brings their own spoon from home. Just the one. The most perfect one which goes into a mug and right out of it in the blink of an eye, stuffed into pockets and pen cases and purses.
And one of these days, that is going to be the reason that Lucius burns down this whole university.
(Ph.D. student Lucius Spriggs goes viral for all the right reasons and uses that to find his reincarnated crewmates, his family, and the ship while he's at it.)
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27 Aug 2024
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It’s at this point that Lucius realizes what the fuck he’s looking at. Their fearsome former first mate is smoking a joint with their captain. Unbelievably, Izzy Hands is getting high. At dawn. Worse, before dawn. Lucius can’t fucking believe this. He can’t look away.
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08 Aug 2024
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It’s a beautiful afternoon and Izzy Hands is covered in blood.
Frenchie is across deck tearing out a man’s throat with his teeth.
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