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Your name is Karkat Vantas and despite being a grown-ass troll, you still can't seem to ask your moirail for help when you need it. You are exhausted from running yourself ragged trying to get the new universe set up and you're at your breaking point.
Thank fuck your moirail knows what to do with your stubborn ass when you get like this.
He'll take care of you, whether you admit to needing it or not. By force, if necessary.Bookmarked by MissKalea
06 Sep 2026
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forever altered by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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Grace is put on cleaning duty and gets a mysterious fourth bag of vodka for his troubles.
Rocky begrudgingly takes on the role of Designated Driver slash Space Blob Supervisor, and receives a different kind of gift in return.
“Grace. What are you doing?”
Grace's mouth, still smushed against my xenonite, curves upward: Contentment, happiness, satisfaction. Interesting, that it should be prone to smiling when made stupid by ethanol, but not so much when it gets stupid because of a lack of sleep.
“‘s called a kiss, buddy. I‘m givin’ you. A kiss. ‘cause you're my best friend annnnd I like you. And y’nno what, you're actually pretty nice. When you’re not goin’ outta your way to be mean to me, that is.”
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22 Jul 2026
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culture shock by sly_as_an_alpaca
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Apr 2026
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“Rocky not explain question?” asked Adrian slowly.
“Busy,” said Rocky, sheepish.
“Had four years on ship.”
“Busy then too.”
Adrian skittered back and forth, which I think equated to a human throwing both hands up in exasperation. “With what question?”
“Science!”
“Whole time science question? Four years!”
“Is much science in universe!”--
Rocky has neglected to explain some very important cultural context to Grace.
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21 Jul 2026
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Cut Out My Heart and Tell Me You Love Me by perpetualwhim
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Feb 2026
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“Yeah, I’m a fucking idiot,” Vox growled. “Sometimes I care about people, okay? That’s normal. That what you do when you’re a person and not just a psychopathic caricature. But I suggest you leave me the fuck alone about it and think about declaring a temporary truce, because we’re both stuck in this room, and your inhibitions are going to be just as lowered as mine.”
“Oh, I’m well aware,” Alastor drawled, and let his legs fall open, revealing that he was every bit as hard as Vox was right now. He dragged his fingers delicately up the thick ridge straining against his pants as Vox’s pulse roared in his ears. “What sort of truce do you have in mind?”
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Or: a deer demon and a guy with a TV for a head get dosed with sex pollen, and then things start getting a little weird.
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Or: two psychopaths fail their way into a mutually satisfying relationship, while the author fails to write a one-shot
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01 Feb 2026
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10 Jan 2026
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666: Live On Air! by AislinArts (AislinCeivun), Princeliest
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Feb 2025
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Alastor decides to indulge Vox's obvious psychosexual obsession with him—for the sake of curiosity and entertainment, of course! As these things go, it is not very long at all before everything...escalates.
Or: Kink, self-discovery, and Alastor accidentally digging himself into a hole labeled "Oh, fuck, when did I start caring?"
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02 Jan 2026
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Alastor was prepared for a lot of things when he handed himself over to Vox.
He was prepared for the victory parade. He was prepared for the press circuit. He was prepared for the smoothie date.
He wasn’t prepared for this.
Alastor arrives at V Tower expecting to finally get some rest after this awful day, or at worst to be tortured a little. He was not expecting Vox to try to make additions to his chair.
OR: Roughly 27k of Alastor being fucked raw while Vox oscillates rapidly between cruel and begging.
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30 Dec 2025
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Alastor and Vox have known each other for a long time, and they get on about as well as it's possible for non-allied overlords to. Allie has never had any particular interest in the kinds of things that naturally happen between men and women when they become closer, but...isn't it about time?
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27 Dec 2025
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Despite having the sloppy enthusiasm of an over-affectionate puppy, Vox is not actually particularly good at sex. At least, not with women. Even more unfortunately, he seems to actually care that he can't figure out how to make Allie come more than half of the times she deigns to sleep with him.
Enter Valentino, stage left.
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26 Dec 2025
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Alastor has forever been used to a certain nuisance of an alpha circling him at a distance like a shark every time he goes into heat—or perhaps like a lonely puppy, begging for scraps. But the man reeks of insecurity and alpha pheromones, and Alastor has no patience nor need for alphas. It has been a long time since he has cared for such overbearing company.
Until, as it turns out, he learns that Vox is not an alpha at all.
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- Part 1 of Alpha, Beta
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26 Dec 2025
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Alastor, less than a year after his death and subsequent consignment to hell, has made a number of discoveries. Firstly, the fire and brimstone preachers of his youth were mostly right, if wildly off-base about how abjectly delightful said fire and brimstone is. Secondly, the best friends are the ones you break bread with, especially when the "bread" is of a rather taboo sort. And thirdly...
Well, he's about to learn that third new thing about the realities of his cursed deer's body in hell. Thankfully, trading butchery tips isn't the only thing his friend Rosie is willing to help him with.
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26 Dec 2025
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Side Effects May Include Cunning Developments in the Field of Linguistics by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 Jun 2024
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The wonders of modern medicine never cease to make Vox grateful as they trickle down from Earth, but sometimes the side-effects feel a little more hellish in origin. Case in point: He's on his period, which always gets him a little hot under the collar, but he's never been so horny in his life as he is now that he's started taking testosterone.
Hey, why is Alastor looking at him like that?
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26 Dec 2025
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Out with the New, In with the Old by Xaelei for melloncholy
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
31 Jan 2026
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Valentino decided it was a good decision to trick Vox into accidentally uploading himself in his oldest and weakest demon body. Unfortunately, he's stuck dealing with his ordeal until his new body finishes updating. Of course, because Velvette was sympathetic to his situation, she'd ordered him to go on a 'quick' errand. The quick errand turned to a run in with the last person he wanted to see.
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24 Dec 2025
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The massive, colossal failure of VoxTek Angelic Security is going to have to be carefully erased from the minds of the entirety of Hell if Vox is going to stay in business, but that’s a problem for future Vox. Present Vox needs to figure out a plan so he doesn't die horribly first.
Waking up screenless, body smashed, with a hole in his chest courtesy of an angelic spear, and trapped in Alastor's nightmare of a room is not part of that plan.
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20 Dec 2025
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Velvette and Valentino get tired of Vox's constant mooning after the Radio Demon, and take advantage of the gift-wrapped deer rolling around Vee Tower to get him a very thoughtful present.
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13 Dec 2025
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"Vox loved telling him about his favorite movies and, on occasion, subjecting him to them as if he were initiating Alastor into some sacred rite. He especially doted on his Marilyn Monroe—could go positively breathless talking about her. And that evening, Alastor had been just drunk enough to indulge him, wearing the faintest smirk as if he were doing the poor boy a tremendous favor."
or: Vox and Alastor bond over classic films in ways neither of them strictly planned.
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13 Dec 2025
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Alastor lets curiosity win.
Vincent is already fading into the man he’ll become, but tonight Alastor is drunk enough to take the softness while it lasts.
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13 Dec 2025
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How to Bag an Angel: Take That, Depression! by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Feb 2024
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It’s been a long time since someone’s actually had the balls to hit on Lucifer, and with all the redeeming that’s been going around like a particularly virulent cold, it suddenly doesn’t seem like such a bad idea to take up Angel Dust’s professional, no-strings-attached offer of a fun time! How else is a demon supposed to work out some post-battle tension after a nearly decade-long dry spell, huh?
Unfortunately for Lucifer, he forgot that his brain makes any form of intimacy a PVP activity with friendly fire permanently enabled.
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05 Dec 2025
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“You’re a monster,” Vox says. “You 𝘵𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 me how to use a voice as a weapon.”
“Yes,” Alastor agrees, entirely unbothered. “And you’ve taken that lesson and applied it to an entirely new medium. I’m almost proud. But there is a difference, my dear.”
“Oh?” Vox’s tone is acid. “Do enlighten me.”
“I enjoyed it,” Alastor says simply. “Every second.”
He turns his head to look at Vox, smile never wavering.
“You,” he continues, “appear to be 𝘴𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨.”
The word lands like a dropped mic.
OR Vox has a breakdown and captured Alastor is the only person he can open up to
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26 Nov 2025
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Overlord Vox, established member (read: leader) of the Vees, is kind of obsessed with this guy that's been catching a lot of media attention up top! What can he say? He really appreciates an artist! But when he finds out that his favorite true crime podcaster has been knocked off the mortal coil, the irony is just too much!
He knows what they say about meeting your heroes, but…simping for serial killers, it’s not like the guy ended up in heaven, so what’s truly stopping Vox from rolling out the red carpet and giving a warm welcome to the one newcomer to hell that really deserves it?
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21 Nov 2025