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Things have changed. He's left the nunnery he grew up in, the rules he'd always known, the people, the village, his very name - he has nothing to his new name and so has nothing to lose.
As Aziraphale approaches the foreboding castle ahead and the deadly vampire who lives within, he's well aware of this fact. But having nothing to lose means having everything to gain, and it seems worth a risk. Worth another drastic change.
And, as Crowley well knows, life changes even after its end.
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10 Jul 2024
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Stuck On You by Zin_Lynn
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2024
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After a drunken handfasting ceremony goes awry, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves magically bound to be touching at all times. In order to set the situation to rights, they must embark on a multi-day journey to seek help from the last true witch in England.
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- 8/8
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07 Jul 2024
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The Serpent of the Opera by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Oct 2023
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"So. Part of the whole Phantom shtick is unhealthily fixating on a beautiful young ingénue." The Serpent pulled a grimace, or at least appeared to. Again, that blasted mask. "Very important, the League of Phantoms* has rules on it and everything. Demands at least an abduction or two within the first fiscal year, and I was rather behind, so-"
*Yes, they unionise. The healthcare package is frankly breathtaking.
"Well, then you've made a dreadful mistake! It surely can't have escaped your attention that I am NOT an ingénue!" Aziraphale flustered. "I'm sorry to inform you, dear boy, but you've kidnapped a forty-something bookkeeper who occasionally understudies the understudy of the third tree on the left!"
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In which a lonely bookshop owner, and a lonely sleep paralysis demon fall in love, and try to make it work, in the brief snatches of time they can be together.
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- 6/6
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04 Jul 2024
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Crowley has to step up for his nephew Adam when he wins a ticket to tour the famous chocolate factories, run by the reclusive and deeply strange Zira Zonka. It doesn't take Crowley long to decide that he wants nothing to do with the man, who's clearly hiding dark and mysterious secrets.
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- 10/10
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04 Jul 2024
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Post-S1 indulgence. Sometimes when you’re just getting started, a little calibration is required.
Excerpt:
“Do you want to sit in my lap?”Time screeched to a halt.
“Yes,” Aziraphale said, going still.
Crowley grinned. “Do you want to go back to my flat first?”
And time went wild.
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04 Jul 2024
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It's supposed to be an exchange. An arrangement. Something to make them both feel better and less lonely. But Crowley's never had the brightest ideas.
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Crowley had ended up doing himself a favor by so quickly pulling together his initial plan to sneak into the estate as a snake, because now it meant he had a little bit more time to play with before Lucifer and the gang got impatient. Still, he didn't have forever to get his assignment done. He needed to build trust between himself and the guardian fast and efficiently if he wanted the addendum to his plan to work. And that meant love bombing.
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Crowley's a mage-thief tasked with stealing a Powerful Artifact from some rich arsehole’s walled estate, and the first obstacle is getting past the fearsome beasts guarding the only viable entrances. Luckily, the guardian of the eastern gate seems like a soft touch, and Crowley is very good at shapeshifting, so he's pretty sure he's found his poor bastard of a mark. Things do not go according to plan.
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09 Jun 2024
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and now all of my garden is grown in lavender by ilikeblue for the_moonmoth
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Apr 2024
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Popular queer romance author, A.Z. Fell, has been lying about having a husband and a happy marriage for years. Longing to escape a string of failed relationships and looking for a fresh start, Aziraphale moves into the cottage left to him by his Great Aunt Agnes. When a TV adaptation of one of his books leads to sudden popularity and throws him into the limelight, his fans (and the press) are eager to catch a glimpse of Aziraphale's own mysterious leading man. Unfortunately, he still has to cast someone for that role. Enter the handsome gardener…
Under Crowley's meticulous care the cottage's neglected garden slowly comes back to life, and Aziraphale finds himself writing the most important love story he'll ever write: his own
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In Mixed Company, or the Corporate Retreat of Heaven and Hell by TheOldAquarian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Feb 2020
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Every 300 years, Heaven and Hell share a company retreat on Earth during which angels and demons temporarily surrender their celestial powers.
Officially, it’s a time for fostering team unity and better understanding the needs of the client base. It’s definitely not a time for terrorizing the hotel staff with divine/diabolical showdowns, abusing the ethereal expense account, or furiously snogging your hereditary enemy. But when Aziraphale and Crowley are up for promotion, Hell breaks loose and Heaven might just break free.
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Aziraphale's car breaks down so he takes it to the first mechanic he can find. From there, his mundane life changes drastically as he finds himself befriending the man fixing his car.
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- 24/24
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19 May 2024
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Good, no unnecessary drama but believable & sweet
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Cranking Up The Heat by vavoom_sorted_art
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 May 2024
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The equivalent of that hot wings challenge, but with porn.
These are not meant to be strictly chronological, but follow a rough chronological order with some chapters following directly after one another and others skipping over parts to keep the pace up and the heat rising!
Best viewed in "Entire Work" mode!Say hello to me on Tumblr!
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17 May 2024
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Comfort Me with Apples: For I Am Sick of Love by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2024
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"You know what this is?" he asks, somehow doubtful and hopeful at the same time.
"Course I do! You're just a little randy. Quick spot of onanism will fix you right up," he says with what is possibly too much confidence for someone who's never directly experienced either thing, but Aziraphale seems like he needs to borrow a whole heap of confidence at the moment.
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A pair of ineffable, Eden-era turbo virgins get exposed to sex pollen.
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17 May 2024
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A Wank in the Park by Ro_Fell
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 May 2024
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Anthony Crowley, age 20, is living his dream doing the lights for a Shakespeare in the Park Festival. The only problem is Ezra Fell, the guy hired to do the sound, doesn’t know the first thing about anything technical because he wants to be an actor.
This fic was inspired by the inimitable Not A Mounted Dildo But a Fuck Machine. I also wanted to enter the Brojob AU, a world where you’ve got two dudes, touchin’ dicks, nothing gay here!
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- 27,314
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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16 May 2024
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Ricochet by NaroMoreau
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Apr 2024
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Crowley's tired of living with the pain of Aziraphale's departure and tries something extreme to forget.
But when another version of Aziraphale shows up at his doorstep, he thinks he might've... complicated things further.
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Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.
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get religion quick (cause you're looking divine) by brinnanza
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Mar 2019
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So it was fine. Even if Crowley couldn’t love him, he clearly liked him well enough, and that was almost the same thing.
It no doubt would have continued to be fine, or at least fine-adjacent, were it not for a narrowly averted apocalypse and several bottles of a really quite nice Riesling Aziraphale had found in the back room of his newly restored bookshop.
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17 Apr 2024
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The Larger Hope by NaroMoreau, summerofspock
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Jun 2022
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It's unfair. A joke of the universe, Crowley thinks, to make him the biggest bottom in the London area with a huge dollop of size queen to boot and then to turn around and give him eight inches of useless dick between his legs.
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16 Apr 2024
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The Rose and the Serpent by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Aug 2020
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AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…
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- 12/12
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15 Apr 2024
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Chemistry by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jul 2023
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Aziraphale and Crowley have been living among humans for 6000 years, but there have always been parts of the human experience they've chosen to avoid (like allergies, head colds, and having to use the loo).
They've also never let hormones get in the way of making rational decisions, because they didn't have any hormones to speak of.
That's all about to change.
- Language:
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20 Mar 2024