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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    19 Mar 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fun

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    Crowley makes a joke, while out at dinner, and the angel reacts very poorly.

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    15 Mar 2024

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    Something in Crowley snaps. He’s hearing what his heart needs, what it’s wanted to hear for ages, yet instead of long-sought relief all he feels is anger so bright and hot, he feels like he might catch on fire. A growl rips from his throat, unbidden and he stalks out of the room, out of the house, out into the raging storm.

    It is no match to the storm brewing inside.

    He doesn’t bother counting.

    It will do nothing.

    Lightning passes through him and he roars along. It hits a tree nearby and the emotional release only leaves him all the more empty.

    Even now he can feel Aziraphale’s presence, watchful, careful. His angel in despair. But still looking out for him.
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    (or; Aziraphale uncovers what Heaven was actually trying to accomplish by appointing him as a leader, grovels and gets his priorities straight. And the world does not end this time around either.)

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    11 Mar 2024

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    Nearly simultaneously, two thoughts had immediately crossed Aziraphale’s mind the moment their lips had touched.

    First: This is mad. This is impossible. Or: this is only possible because Crowley believes that loathsome demon Ferngully (?) to have the photograph. A task he’d very nearly succeeded at, if not for Aziraphale. A task that Aziraphale had been excited to reveal, and now, in a tragic turn of events, it’s the very thing he needs to keep hidden if he wants to continue kissing Crowley.

    Which leads him to his second realization: Crowley cannot, under any circumstances, discover the photograph.

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    10 Feb 2024

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    A thought coalesced in the back of Crowley’s head.

    If someone was falling, you could catch them.

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    “Is there anything…that is to say, do I have any other, um, physical changes?” Aziraphale asked, simultaneously rolling up his sleeves to look at his arms, twisting to try to look at his own back and managing to turn in a circle, nearly stumbling over his feet.

    Crowley looked at him critically. “Are you usually that short?”

    *****

    Aziraphale thinks about too much philosophy; Crowley catches him when he starts to fall.

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    27 Jan 2024

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    “Why do you keep pronouncing the P in ‘psychically’?” Aziraphale asks.

    “Because, angel, I am exceedingly inebriated.”

    (On psychic bonds, wings, and fear of falling.)

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    13 Dec 2023

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    Nanny Ashtoreth and Brother Francis retire at the same time, without any warning or anything. Warlock doesn’t need a nanny anymore and it doesn’t matter who the gardener is, but . . .

    But they retire without any warning, and they don’t even say goodbye.

    Not to him, at least.

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    09 Dec 2023

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    Warlock couldn't help being a little underwhelmed by Soho. There was nothing there that really struck him.

     

     

    Except that bookshop. That weird little street corner that didn’t match up at all with the bars and clubs all around it. That place was interesting. The paint was chipping, and the windows were too dusty to see through, but it felt… safe, sort of. A calm little patch of quiet at the center of London’s hustle and bustle. Something about it was… almost familiar.

     

    In which Warlock thinks he's been abandoned, Crowley and Aziraphale think Warlock is dead, and they all find each other anyway.

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    08 Dec 2023

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    Aziraphale needs help with his wings, though he doesn't want to ask. Crowley helps anyway.

     

    Please check the tags for possible triggers.

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    23 Nov 2023

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    Aziraphale doesn’t say anything for a moment. This is usually the part where he withdraws his arm. Instead, his fingers flutter at Crowley’s waist, a split-second pressure that’s gone as fast as it is light. He doesn’t remove his hand. “Why did you sit up?”

    Crowley wasn’t expecting that question. He stutters unintelligibly for a moment, trying to figure out how to ask Was I not supposed to? without, you know, actually saying that.

    (Or: Crowley constantly overthinks, and Aziraphale finally puts his foot down.)

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    23 Nov 2023

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    “Well I didn’t want to have to resort to extreme measures, Sir, but…” he paused, jaw tense. “Sir… may I suggest that we step it up a level?”

    Lieutenant Phale went pale. “You don’t mean…?”

    Fell was firm. “Yes.”

    Lieutenant Phale gulped nervously. “Deploy the sleeves?”

    “Indeed.”

    “Sir, are you sure?”

    Even Captain Azira looked hesitant. “The sleeves? Dear God man, what are you thinking?”
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    Remember all those cold war movies where the crew of a nuclear submarine are at the helm, arguing over launching the nukes? Remember the animated movie “Inside Out”? Well mash those together with Good Omens and you’ve got whatever the hell this is. Welcome inside Aziraphale (& Crowley’s) minds as the angel attempts to seduce a demon. More crack comedy porn in the finest tradition of this AO3 account. With thanks to my lovely partner in crime / beta reader CousinSerena for the prompt.

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    18 Oct 2023

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    “They think I’m immune to demon fire, see,” Aziraphale said, in a slightly airy voice. “So they had to… get creative.”

    “Aziraphale, what. Did. They. Do?”

    “Can’t you tell?” Aziraphale gave a little laugh. This must be what shock felt like. “Can’t you sense it?” He grabbed Crowley’s hand and pressed it to his chest, so the demon could feel his rapidly beating, very human heart. “I’m a human now, my dear. Very, very mortal.”

    Aziraphale is punished. Crowley refuses to accept it. Shenanigans, feelings, and plots ensue.

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    10 Oct 2023

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    The world doesn't end. Crowley falls asleep. And Aziraphale stays by his side, waiting for him to wake up again.

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    28 Sep 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sweet

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    "Crowley," Aziraphale slapped his book shut and turned to him with a worried glance.
    "Have you heard anything of Raphael recently?"

    Crowley thought he might choke.

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    27 Sep 2023

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    "They’d been scheduled to meet on Tuesday, but Crowley hadn’t shown. He’d left a message, short and to the point, explaining that he’d had some things to do, and at any other time Aziraphale might have been offended at being stood up. But he wasn’t. Instead, he found himself worrying. He couldn’t name it, but things – in a general sense – weren’t as they should be. It was like looking at a design with the wrong dimensions, or an equation missing a crucial integer.

    Something about the way he'd looked...

    “Oh, honestly,” Aziraphale said to the empty room, and he reached up for his coat.

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    Crowley has an existential crisis. Aziraphale attempts to pick up the pieces.

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    18 Sep 2023

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    “I read the books about you,” Muriel said matter-of-factly.

    Crowley wasn’t following. “The books about me?”

    “The letter books to Aziraphale’s friend Diary? You must know them. They must be an angel, but I don’t think I’ve ever met them before.”

    Crowley coughed heavily. “You’ve read Aziraphale’s diary?”

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    09 Sep 2023

  17. Public Bookmark 77

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    "Good-bye children."

    Stede's in the process of closing the door as quietly as he can - something he's an expert in, he likes to sneak in and give them a kiss after they've gone to bed but before he does - when he hears it.

    "Papa?"

    Damn.

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    An AU where Stede brings Louis and Alma along with him when he runs off to be a pirate. Edward is charmed, Izzy is beside himself, the crew is smitten, and Mary desperately deserves a drink.

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    26 Aug 2023

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    Ed has gotten dragged into playing Dungeons and Dragons with Lucius and his friends because they've been needing a new Barbarian. He's not really into that sort of thing, but then he sees Stede, charming dungeon master and hostess with the mostest, and oh yeah, he's into that. As it turns out, D&D is shaping up to be 20% fighting, 20% shenanigans, and 60% trying to flirt through their characters. It's a really fucking fun game, apparently.

    (D&D knowledge not required, the narrator doesn't know what he's doing either lol)

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    10 Aug 2023

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    Sweet and fun

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    In the adventurer’s paradise of Aotearoa (NZ), Stede Bonnet has dreamt of being a travel guide since he was a boy.

    Unfortunately, being the heir to coach tour company Bonnet Adventures means he’s doomed to a life behind a desk, planning experiences he’ll never have.

    Edward Teach is what they call a world-weary traveler. Having guided nature tours in some of the most extreme environments around the world, he’s seen and done it all – and he’s bored out of his skull.

    When Stede abandons his family to lead a trekking tour of the country, he quickly realizes that he’s in over his head, and looks to more experienced guide, Ed, for guidance.

    Facing high-maintenance travel bloggers, treacherous natural elements and the ever-present feeling that they’ll never be enough, Stede and Ed find new purpose - and each other - on the adventure of a lifetime.

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    07 Aug 2023

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    Ed, Izzy, Fang, and Ivan make up the London-based rock band Kraken, which rocketed to fame in the 1990s. When ballad singer Stede Bonnet reaches out about a collaboration, Izzy has to work with Bonnet's songwriter, an overeager composer named Lucius, to write something that aging rockstar Ed and new-on-the-scene Stede can perform together.

    What's worse is that Lucius is utterly obsessed with a mysterious songwriter called Basilica, a faceless, genderless musician—and he has no idea that Izzy and Basilica are the same person.

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    04 Aug 2023

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