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Weakly, delightfully overwhelmed, Stolas raised a trembling, feather-covered hand and cupped Blitzø’s cheek, his right taloned hand gently resting against the imp’s stark white mark. He turned his head, looking back at Blitzø with eyes wide, glossy, and brimming with unadulterated devotion.
"You... you absolute brute..." Stolas breathed, his voice cracking into a soft, needy trill as Blitzø pumped his fingers slowly, agonizingly, thrusting deeper into his slick warmth under the bubbles. "You're ruining... my dramatic pacing..."
"Fuck your pacing," Blitzø chuckled, leaning in to lick a trail of hot moisture up Stolas’s neck, his fingers twisting inside him, finding that sweet, sensitive spot that made the prince’s toes curl and his feathers puff up to twice their normal size. "You wrote the script, Stols. I'm just bringing it to life." Blitzø teased him ruthlessly for another minute, scissoring his fingers inside Stolas’s tight, pulsing heat, working him until Stolas was squirming, whimpering, and practically begging, his hips lifting out of the water in a desperate search for more pressure.
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03 Oct 2026
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Holy Water by Blitzy Rodeo (FlorenciaUP32) for Lis_Lass, caitsoprano
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
01 Sep 2025
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How the hell do you avoid an arranged marriage?
Become a priest and marry God instead! Decide to flee from your family, have a couple identity crisis as a closeted gay young man, become a perfect example as a cleric, be too nice, end up as a the lapdog of an Archbishop, be successful but exhausted, get too friendly with the church wine, enter the mid 30s depression, fuck-up everything you constructed until this point, get promoted to Bishop as an excuse to be secretly banished to a weird ass town in the middle of nowhere…. and meet Blitzø, the annoying love of your life.
Stolas' plan at 10 years old of becoming a priest to avoid marrying Stella was absurd from the start, but he never expected what he would find when he arrived at Holy Water town as the new Bishop. Nobody trained him to do exorcisms!
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(Some tags are hidden to avoid spoilers. I offer two options: read at your own risk of getting surprised by plot twists. Or check those tags in chapter 1)
Written for the Helluva Musical Bang. Song “Holy Water” by Noah Davis, in partnership with Lis Lass as an artist and plot beta! Final beta by Caitsoprano.- Language:
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13 Sep 2026
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Blitzø woke with a start, rolling off the beanbag almost immediately before stumbling over to the couch where his very distressed bird was sitting up, panting heavily and eyes darting all around the room.
Stolas had nightmares semi-regularly, and at this point Blitzø was so used to being woken up by the owl that it barely even phased him anymore. He would hear the heavy breathing, or the startled yell, or in this case his name being called, and he was up in an instant to be by his side. Stolas had told him many times that he didn’t need to do this, that if Blitzø just let him be he would calm himself down and go back to sleep, but there was no fucking way that was gonna happen.
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Or; Stolas wakes up from a nightmare and Blitzø is there to help him feel better, however he can.
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27 Aug 2026
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Long ago, the Goetia, a mysterious group of magic wielders, sequestered themselves in a walled city, their knowledge of the outside world dwindling to stories found in the library. Stolas, who wields the gift of prophecy and the ability to manipulate fate, is devastated when he learns of an ominous prophecy tied to his beloved daughter, Octavia. Determined to change her fate, Stolas escapes the guarded city walls with little Octavia into the outside world ruled by ruthless Imps. But Stolas could never have imagined what would happen when Prince Blitzø's military leaders, Generals Moxxie and Millie, and Captain Striker, stumbled upon him and his sweet owlet.
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19 Aug 2026
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From the Blossoms Comes the Sweetness of Honey by helluvabutt
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
18 Feb 2025
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Things had settled, just a little, the Goetia didn't have so much of a stranglehold on his life anymore, he and Blitzø were living in their own apartment, and with their daughters too.
Stolas was finally learning to enjoy the simple things in life. And somewhat regrettably, one of those things was Blitzø’s cooking.
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16 Aug 2026
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Stolas has never really been allowed to choose what, or how, he eats. Everything at the palace was dictated for him. But living with Blitzø changes that.
Cooking together becomes routine. Then comfort. Then something softer, fuller.
As Stolas learns to take up space in ways he never allowed himself before, Blitzø finds the changes (and the effect they're having on him) increasingly hard to ignore…
(Written for Hellaverse WG Week!)
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15 Aug 2026
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Mastermind's trial had the unfortunate side effect of revealing Stolas' true designation by stripping him of his magic. What can a lonely omega who has lost everything do, wandering in the streets with his first ever heat coming full force and everyone around him hating him? If the heat doesn't kill him, maybe imps will get to him first. Unless the one he dreamed to call his mate comes to the rescue...
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14 Aug 2026
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On the night after Verosika’s hate party, Stolas is awoken by a gut feeling that something’s wrong with Blitzø.
When Stolas decides to go and check on the imp, he finds him surrounded by empty alcohol boxes and an empty box of painkillers. Worried, he takes Blitz to his place to take care of him there, and in the morning, chaos ensues.- Language:
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14 Aug 2026
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On how to write a Thank You card (burning as you go) by petmunchkin
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Feb 2026
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Fuck.
Out of the periphery of his eyes, there's a big fucking tattoo glowing on his back, just like Moxxie said. It seems to form some kind of symbol he can only see part of, and wouldn't know what to make of even if he could see all of it, taking up almost the whole of his back in a shimmery bright blue that stands out stark against his red and scarred skin.
Three things to consider:
One, Blitzø wants his bird.
Two, Blitzø has his bird, technically.
Three, Blitzø is suddenly fucking cursed so he can't touch his bird without experiencing excruciating burning pain and that might just put a bummer on his plans which kinda involved said bird and building up a healthy, very touch-filled relationship.
Oh and then there's number four:
Fuck you, Andrealphus.Bookmarked by ParakeetS99
11 Aug 2026
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Blitz is finally home, but the man who walked through the door is a stranger to the family who fought for him. The binds of his captivity still cling, leaving only a husk of who he once was. Bringing him back is only the beginning of a devastating, unwinnable fight to remind him of the man he fought so hard to become.
Book 3 of the Prodigal Imp series.
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- Part 3 of The Prodigal Imp
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08 Aug 2026
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I Don't Deserve a Second Chance (But I want One) by Bladestorm
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Oct 2025
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After the fallout at Verosika's Party, Blitzø truely believes that his chance with Stolas is over. The owl hates him and didn't want to see him again.
On the Second Full Moon since the fallout Blitzø wishes for a second chance with Stolas, to do it all again.
By some miracle Blitzø travels back to the morning after "real fast" and gets to do it all over again. Not wanting to mess it up again Blitzø tries to not make the same mistakes again.
How hard can it be when he knows what will happen?Bookmarked by ParakeetS99
30 Jul 2026
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Standing in the Ashes of Who We Used to Be by cynical_housewife
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 Jun 2026
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In the wake of the assassinations of most of the top tiers of the Ars Goetia Prince Stolas is forced to ascend his father's throne as a King.
It is then up to him to decide the fate of the assassin that killed not only his father, but also his wife.Bookmarked by ParakeetS99
26 Jul 2026
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Where do I belong? (By my side) by CoolBeesBro for ritsuuwu26
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
01 Mar 2026
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Stolas is plagued constantly by the guilt of what could have happened at the trial had he arrived even a second later than he did. The man he claimed to love would have been dead, Loona would have lost the only parental figure she's ever had, and his employees would have lost a dear friend, along with their boss and job, and it would have been all his fault. He just doesn't understand it. How can they all be so accepting of him among their pack? How can they see him and not see the monster he so clearly was? More so, how can they all seem to forgive him, when he can't even forgive himself?
Not wanting his distressed pheromones to give away just how bad his mental state has gotten, he wears suppressant patches to hide. Blitzø isn't stupid, though, and he knows self-destructive behavior when he sees it. He just doesn't know how to get through the walls Stolas put up around himself, especially when every attempt to get through seems to push him farther away.
Something's has to give, but what?
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- Part 2 of CoolBeesBro Stolitz Misc. Works
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17 Jul 2026
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The Threads of our Pasts, The Weave of our Futures by Tiz
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
30 Jan 2025
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In the aftermath of Sinsmas, Blitzø, Stolas, Octavia and the rest of the gang need to deal with their past and present to try to create a future together.
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- Via dealing with the reality of her mother's abuse of her dad and what happens when he isn't around to soften the blows
- Stolas coming to term with the reality of The Arrangement
- Blitzø being a self sacrificing idiot
- Loona being great and also Done with This Shit---
The story deals with dark themes, and while I promise a happy ending, it is a rough ride. Reader, be aware!- Language:
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10 May 2026
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In a world were Blitzø's life was sligthly different, 24-years old Prince Stolas woke up one night in the middle of a Revolution.
It would change his life, and the life of his daughter, together with the lives of all of the denizens of Hell.A story grappling with the aftermath of Revolutions, dealing with love, prices to be paid, and the meaning of freedom.
Oh, and sex, of course.
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This story HAS a happy ending for most people (fuck Andrealphus and Stella) and while I put the mildly dubious consent tag to be safe, it is no more dubious than the canon Arrangement for our main couple (Blitz/Stolas).The reasons why will become clearer in later chapter, as they get to know each other, and aren't evident as the first two as Blitz and Stolas starts to interact directly in chapter 3. (I thank Ria to have pointed to me I wasn't clear in the description!)
THE STORY DEALS WITH DARK THEMES. Revolutions are among the darkest time in World's History, and I cannot imagine it being better in Hell. Please, take care.
The chapters vary in length between 5k and 2.5k, so expect some variation.
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08 May 2026
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Most teenagers couldn’t wait for their 18th birthday, because for most teenagers it symbolized a time when you truly gained your independence and had the freedom to do what you wanted when you wanted.
For Stolas, turning 18 felt like the exact opposite.
“What if you married someone terrible? Like… someone super embarrassing, or whatever… that even if your Dad made you get a divorce no one wanted to marry you because of how terrible they were?” Blitzø asked.
Stolas stared at him for a long while before answering. “I am marrying someone terrible and embarrassing. Her name is Stella.”
“No, Stols.. what I’m saying is what if you married someone like an imp? Wouldn’t that be enough to make them not want you anymore? Matter of fact, make it a dude, just to really drive it home to the other Geotia that you’re totally unhinged.”
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Or; Stolas and Blitzø remained friends after meeting as children, and Blitzø has the brilliant plan for them to get married to tarnish the Prince's reputation so that no other Goetia will want to marry him. And for absolutely NO other reason, or ulterior motive. At all.
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02 May 2026
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They’d kind of skipped the stage most people start with. Friends. Friends that didn’t have sex. After everything, it seemed like a good place to begin.
If only spending every day within arm's reach of Blitzø weren’t significantly worse for Stolas' self-control than sleeping with him ever was.
Welcome to the powder keg, and one dirty, dirty bird is about to light a match.
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Featuring art by @Kiaxian2 and @Dojoloachz!
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23 Apr 2026
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Stolas gets a little sassy as a secretary. It's a good look on him.
Blitz wants a taste, but he can never just ask, can he?Bookmarked by ParakeetS99
14 Apr 2026
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It had been over a year since Stolas turned his back on his duties as heir to the Ars Goetia. Having reached his boiling point with both his apathetic father and his shrill wife, he scandalized polite society (if one could call the Ars Goetia that) by divorcing Stella and abdicating the throne. Using the money he had received in the divorce settlement, he opened a small bookstore.
All seems to be going well.
Except for this one imp who keeps stumbling into his store...
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(Written for Helluva Egg-plosion 2025, featuring art by Kaz.)
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11 Apr 2026
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Wild and Free Tattoo Parlour by Blitzy Rodeo (FlorenciaUP32)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 Apr 2026
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Blitzø was used to seeing all sorts of people come and go at the Bond Street—a wild shopping hub packed with tattoo shops, piercings, and every alternative fashion trend under the sun. But it’d been a while since such a nerdy, oddly tall, and posh man roamed so out of place. Sexy guy, tho.
Stolas felt way out of his element, but when Via begged him to tag along to her new tattoo classes, who was he to say no? Besides, someone had to supervise. The real shock? The smoking-hot owner of the parlor she dragged him to. What a good day to be divorced.
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11 Apr 2026