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Home is where the disconcerting revelation is by Prawnperson
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types
06 May 2026
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Kermit goes to a housewarming and is confronted with the deeply upsetting discovery that his gofer is, in fact, a grown up man doing grown up things.
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The Birds and the Bees and Other Assorted Creatures by Prawnperson
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types
30 Mar 2026
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A Muppet baby, a married couple, and an interesting proposition
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When Correctly Viewed by Prawnperson
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (TV 2015)
24 Feb 2026
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Truthfully, Janice doesn’t return all this good feeling, or at least, not to the same degree Sam does. But she firmly believes there’s no such thing as an ugly person, and while he’s not her usual type, he’s certainly interesting. Personally, anthropologically interesting. Ornithologistically? Is that the word she wants? Some crossover of the two.
And, well, he’s rully into her. That’s an admirable trait on its own.
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Walter assumes Scooter’s mating season is some period of slightly more intense than usual horniness that Scooter is tying himself in moral knots about. Walter assumes incorrectly.
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Or, the more obvious by Prawnperson
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
19 Jan 2026
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Janice has always believed in things greater than one lifetime; Reincarnation, spiritual realms, alternate timelines, fragmented versions of our world where everything all went a little bit differently…these are some of those fragments.
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The idea that Walter didn’t get to enjoy so formative a teenage experience is deeply upsetting to Scooter. In fact, it’s downright unacceptable. This is what he does to remedy it.
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Would you stand up and walk out on me by Prawnperson
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types
08 Jan 2026
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Real free spirits don’t have periods of agonising emotional turmoil regarding events in their teenage years, so Janice certainly doesn’t. No sir.
This, of course, is a lie.
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You know the Blagojevich brothers are weird. Everyone does. But one is definitely weirder than the other.
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Do Eagles Dream of Electric Mayhems? by Prawnperson
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (TV 2015)
16 Dec 2025
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The first one is easy to brush off. Janice had bumped her hip up against him at the craft services table that morning and Sam had spent the better part of the day thinking about it and feeling like a pervert. It stands to reason his brain would try to flush out the lingering memory. Janice, in his dream, is just sort of there, talking about things Sam can’t remember when he wakes up.
And yes, it’s horrible, it’s very embarrassing, but it’s not like there’s anyone around who can see into his brain in the middle of the night, is there? Even if he sometimes worries, very irrationally, that everyone at work can.
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Or, what to do when you can’t stop dreaming about your coworker who you’ve unintentionally fallen madly in love with.
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There’s a bit of a mishap, and to lesser women it might be calamitous, but the show must go on. Piggy doesn’t mind, so long as she doesn’t go on in that.
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I’m sorry. I don’t know why I’m like this. by Prawnperson
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (TV 2015)
06 Dec 2025
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Yolanda has been aware of this rather unpleasant development more or less since its beginning a year and a half ago or so. It entertains Rizzo more than her, him being the nosier party, but he always delights in coming to Yolanda to gather any information he might have missed.
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Walter is three years older than Scooter. Scooter likes it.
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“It would appear we are stuck.”
“Oh, wow.” Janice frowns. It looks very unusual. “What a bummer.”
A visibly agitated Animal sinks to the floor on the opposite side of the elevator. Sam assumes this is him staking his claim on this territory and despairs. Given that hour was the only remotely understandable indication of time from the speaker-voice, he has a minimum of sixty minutes trapped in here with them. Truly, nobody in this office knows what he suffers.
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The eye of the beholder by Prawnperson
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (TV 2015)
21 Oct 2025
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Scooter breaks his glasses, or rather, Gonzo breaks them. Walter helps out.
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A Curious Thing by Prawnperson
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (TV 2015)
01 Oct 2025
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Scooter was more sure of himself, when he was younger. That’s ok. He has lots of time to work himself out.
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Walter has surgery, wakes up, and decides things are a bit too good to be true.
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Janice is observant, which is intelligent, really, even if that’s not how people think of it.
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“You are like a baby, Scooper. You are going to die on your own ass, okay?”
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Miss Piggy just wants to go to bed. Aren’t they both men grown, anyway?
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Or, the various implications of going out with the guy whose dolly you used to lip lock.