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Three months after stepping out of the Lumon administration building for the final time, Mark’s life is indistinguishable from the life he lead two and a half years beforehand. Because of this, things are better. Because of this, things are worse.
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Mark struggles to adjust back to his old life with Gemma, when once a week he must sacrifice a day to his other self.
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18 Jun 2025
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Tenured Professor Mark Scout can’t be fired from Ganz College, but he can be swept out of sight and reassigned to teach at the Myrtle Eagan School for Girls.
Markhelena student x teacher AU.
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23 May 2025
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He goes to step closer, but he has to check.
“How old are you, anyway?”
Her lips curl into a slow smile. “That’s the first question?” she asks. “Don’t you want to know my name?”
He flicks ash onto the marble floor.
“I’ll get to it.”
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Or. Recently promoted Mark Scout attends his first end of quarter celebration at the Eagan estate and meets a young woman that he’d like to know more about.
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07 May 2025
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helena finds her fairytale prince in a motel room off the i-75.
or; the vaguely buffalo 66 inspired markhelena roadtrip au
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06 May 2025
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Something goes wrong with their chips, causing Mark and Helly to wake up outside of work.
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04 May 2025
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"[Kier] left her as she grew." -Jame Eagan.
Inspired by the show Severance, this story explores Helena Eagan's adolescence as she is forced to suppress her fiery spirit and sense of individuality and made to abide by the strict Kier/Eagan Family indoctrination. Conditionally severing herself from her inner Helly R way before she gets a chip. Some scenes are inspired by specific moments of the show to add to the deep layers of subtext.
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03 May 2025
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02 May 2025
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Mark does for Helly what Petey did for him back in the day. He can't bring himself to be the new Petey.
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26 Apr 2025
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“The classical approach is designed to protect the person being severed from receiving sensory input during the procedure. Not pain; we use local anaesthetic to the scalp, and the brain itself has no nerve endings, of course.”
“Of course.” Mark rolls his eyes. She doesn’t seem to notice.
“But your tract is too scarred to use the same approach. My modified technique won’t cause you any permanent damage, but there may be some… somatosensory effects.” She glances down at his crotch, and Mark feels his face flush with shame and anger.
Reghabi is forced to adjust her approach to reach Mark’s chip. To both of their horror, it involves stimulating the pleasure centers of his brain.
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21 Apr 2025
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the mark s/mark scout/helena threesome fic
i got the image of both Marks filling helena up and my vision went white and i woke up and realised i wrote this in my sleepBookmarked by ProfessorBuzzkill
21 Apr 2025
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Woe. Malice. Dread. Frolic.
Four tempers, one for each combination of the splintered lovers, drawn together time after time.
Post season 2. Mark S, Helly R, Mark Scout and Helena Eagan reckon with the splintered, four-hearted thing they have become.
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20 Apr 2025
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“What do you like about it?”
“I don’t know. The way it looks in those skirts.” He raises his hand in a placating gesture. “I know you hate them! But the way it moves when you walk. The shape… it’s like a peach.”
“Like you’ve ever… what does a peach even look like, Mark?”
“Like you.”
“Oh yeah? And what does it taste like?”
He grins back at her. “Like you.”
Mark has a request. Helly makes a deal.
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13 Apr 2025
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To an innie that has only ever experienced the sterile fluorescent lights and the dull electrical hum of the Lumon office, every sensation is new and exciting. Even pain. Especially pain.
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01 Apr 2025
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Prompt: Mark and Helena nasty drunk hookup
Set after they meet at the Chinese restaurant, of course.
As he hits the unlock button on his key FOB, part of him starts to feel slightly disgusted with himself. A little bit of alcohol and attention from a girl almost 20 years younger than him was really all it took? Well, that and the devastating grief, he supposes. At one point he’d read an article about how people use sex to cope with grief. So in that regard, at least he isn’t alone.
It also doesn’t help that said woman is Helena fucking Eagan
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01 Apr 2025
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The Art of Looking for Trouble by Annakovsky, tearupthesky
Fandoms: Parks and Recreation
31 Jan 2011
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This chart comes in handy so much, she doesn't know why everyone complains about it all the time.
(Takes place during 3x01, "Go Big or Go Home.")
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30 Mar 2025
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Helena does not kneel. Not before Kier, not before men, not before anything outside herself.
And yet—
The kneeling rail is unyielding beneath her knees, the chill of the polished wood seeping through her stockings. It feels wrong to be here, but not in the way it should. It does not feel blasphemous. It does not feel shameful.
It feels exhilarating.
(Or: Helena Eagan has never known desire—that is, until she steps into Father Mark Scout’s chapel.)
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29 Mar 2025
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Helly is jolted from a vivid, intoxicating dream of Mark’s touch, only to find herself back in Lumon’s sterile office, the phantom sensations still pulsing through her. As she fights to steady herself, the line between dream and reality blurs, leaving her with a troubling realization: whatever just happened in her mind isn’t something she can easily forget.
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29 Mar 2025
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Helena uses drastic means to push Helly and Mark closer together. Post Attila (s2e06)
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- Part 2 of Fun Fridays
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29 Mar 2025
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With Dylan and Irv both out of work at the same time, Mark and Helly have the office to themselves. And he has a good idea of how to motivate her.
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- Part 2 of Coworkers with benefits
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26 Mar 2025
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Helly’s bored. She’s been bored for weeks and it isn’t getting any better. She does have a little something she does to temporarily stave off the boredom… the problem is, Mark catches her doing it.
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- Part 1 of Coworkers with benefits
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26 Mar 2025