PuppetKnowsNothin
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Technoblade was yanked out of his thoughts by thousands of warning screeches ringing through his head, disrupting the usual hum. He winced and looked up, realizing he had been about to enter a small clearing.
A ring of yellow flowers grew innocently in the center. Technoblade tensed, gripping the hilt of his sword upon seeing the creature standing within the circle.
A high fae.
Finally, he had found what he came here for.
Or: Technoblade is a 500 year old human cursed to live in eternal torment by a fae. To fix this problem, he seeks out the Queen of the Seelie court.
He might just find something more valuable along the way.
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Chance Encounters (are what keep us going) by Viokaea
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Jul 2023
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Techno slammed his fists against the transparent wall of his prison, trying his best to break it down. His captors backed up, whistling anxiously to each other.
He gave the barrier another loud crack, delightedly watching as they scrambled away in abject terror.
Nodding in satisfaction, he turned around to meet the eyes of two other prisoners that had been thrown into his cell.
He froze.
Right.
There were now aliens in his cell.
And he probably just scared the hell out of them.
Or: Humans are a dangerous race feared by all on an intergalactic scale. Techno, a human ex-soldier that was abducted by aliens 18 months ago, is biding his time in captivity.
This changes when two young aliens are sent into his cell to die.
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“Oh, I’m sorry, sorry, mate-” Phil reaches his hands out, Techno kicking his legs out, trying to scoot away.
“No, no-” Techno chokes out, heart slamming into his ribs. He’s going to die, he’s going to die here, he should’ve known, Phil was never human, he was never human at all-
“I should’ve told you earlier.” Phil smiles, kneeling down to Techno’s level. He’s not reaching out anymore, but he’s not leaving either. “Sorry again for the scare. That was a bit much, huh?”
Techno blinks. “What?”
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Phil is not quite human, but he’s still very much a dad, with two children he loves very much.
Techno gets adopted into the family.
He was not informed of this.
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Wilbur was exhausted. It was raining and his throat hurt and with every step, Tommy was getting heavier in his arms. But he’d already made the kid walk so far today and in all honesty, Wilbur would rather deal with sore arms than a six year old’s tears of exhaustion.
Finally, Wilbur stumbled onto the street they tentatively— and illegally— called home. It was lined with identical townhouses, one of which was currently empty. They’d been squatting in it for nearly a month now. It wasn’t the safest place they’d ever slept, but when it came to insulating them from the winter chill, Wilbur would give it five stars on any hotel website.
Unfortunately, the window he climbed through was not the one they'd been using these past few weeks. This window belonged to the most terrifying man Wilbur had ever laid eyes on.
Or, while on the run, Wilbur and Tommy accidentally break into the wrong house. Technoblade finds them asleep in his living room. Family ensues.
Eventually.
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“Technoblade, let me kill you!”
“No?”
“I will. Wilbur thinks he’s going to do it, but really I am.”
“That’s nice Tommy.”
“You don’t believe me?” Tommy glared as Wilbur snickered.
“Honestly?” He glanced up the table. “My money’s on Phil. That or old age.”
Phil cocked his head and smiled, eyes turning to slits. Wilbur could almost pass for human since his dark hair hid his facial feathers, and Tommy looked disconcertingly cherubic with his grey downy wings, but the Crowfather was altogether Other.
Tommy grabbed for Techno’s hand, and Techno stepped around to his other side, taking the hand that wasn’t fitted with a razor taped to the palm. Wilbur laughed again.
That’s when the sirens went off.
//Villain family Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy decide that Normal College Student Technoblade is both a part of the family and a really good target for murder attempts. The worst any of them have to worry about is the odd knife or disinterested victim. But there's a Nightmare on its way.