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“You know I’d be perfectly glad to give you a crack at it, Ed. I’d…it’s always me. And of course, I thoroughly enjoy a…a good round of cards. But if you’d like a turn, I–I think I’d actually rather enjoy giving you the reins for once.”
And why the fuck does his voice sound so pitchy and anxious and tight?
It’s…it’s fucking solitaire.
“Just don’t think I’ll be as good at it as you, love,” Ed murmurs truthfully.
“I think–” Stede confesses quietly. “I think you’d be very good, if you were willing to give it a shot. Methodical. Careful. Gentle.”
Ed frowns. He tilts his head to try and catch Stede’s gaze, but Stede quickly looks away.
“Do you,” Ed begins, hesitant and feeling strangely wrongfooted, like there’s a conversation happening in Stede’s head that he isn’t a part of. “Do you need to be particularly gentle with playing cards?”
(OR: Stede is not talking about solitaire. A post-canon romp about quality time, communication, sex, and being brave enough to ask for the things you want.)
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08 Dec 2024
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Stede draws his attention back to the head massage, alternating pressure from the kind of bruising that’s enough to knead a migraine away, to gentle, delicate strokes through his hair. He grows almost meditative with it, forcing his eyes away from Ed’s face and simply enjoying the feeling of body heat and cool, damp-silk hair against his palms. Truthfully, he could do this for hours, rather than the usual three-to-five minutes that’s usually afforded to customers when they…
When…
It’s been longer than three-to-five minutes.
A quick glance at the clock reveals it’s been far, far longer than three-to-five minutes.
Stede doesn’t mind, obviously. And Ed doesn’t seem to be about to question it. But the snide little Lucius-like voice in the back of his mind points out that almost twenty fucking minutes is maybe a bit of an overkill.
Stede yanks his hands away from Ed’s hair like it’s covered in bleach.
“Okey-doke!” Stede manages, voice shrill and a little strangled.
From across the salon, the real Lucius snorts.
(OR: Stede's a hair stylist. Ed shows up for an appointment. And shows up. And shows up. And shows up...)
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20 Nov 2024
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Between his captainly duties, his period, and the secret admirer leaving him gifts, Stede Bonnet is all set to crawl into bed and not get back up for the rest of the day.
Izzy derails his plans, offering to do his duty as First Mate.Series
- Part 27 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2024
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31 Aug 2024
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Edward Teach was miserable in cruises.
Then he met Stede Bonnet.
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31 Aug 2024
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Izzy took another, larger gulp of wine, and let it set into his stomach before he ventured, “Am I…being seduced?”
“Would you like to be?”
“He’s…” Izzy searched for a satisfactory way to define the unit of Edward-and-Stede that had formed in the whirlwind months since the once-and-for-all banishment of the Kraken. Finding all options deeply lacking, Izzy settled on, “Yours.”
Edward showed his teeth, an easy and sly expression, and leaned very far forward to whisper, “And you’re mine.”
“Still?”
“Mm.” Edward pulled away. His eyes, some of that deep sadness creeping into them again, swept briefly down to the horsey-leg. “If you still want.”Izzy lets himself succumb to the wiles of Stede Bonnet, and in the process receives a lesson in the art of loving Edward Teach.
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19 Jul 2024
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Stede kneels at the foot of the chest, opens it up, and then looks up at Ed with a blinding smile. “It’s the cursed suit,” he breathes, lifting a red velvet coat out of the chest. “It must have kept getting passed along. Guess it was bad luck for the Dutch,” he adds with a dark chuckle.
“Holy shit,” Ed says as he moves closer to get a good look at it. Stede had told him about the cursed suit and how he’d been reluctant to give it up. “You’re going to hide this from the crew?”
Stede clutches the coat to his chest. “I think I have to! I don’t like keeping secrets, but I couldn’t bear to let it go a second time. I want to keep it, even if you’re the only person who ever sees me in it.”
Ed nods. He very much wants to see Stede in it, and then out of it right after, probably. He doesn’t believe in curses, but he does believe in getting dicked down by Stede Bonnet.
An idea forms. A fuckery, if you will, though of a minor sort. The buzzing in Ed’s mind quiets a little bit as he tells Stede, “I have an idea…
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Ed's brain is full of bees until Stede finds the red suit on a raid, and brings it back to the Revenge in secret. He and Ed send the crew off on a vacation so they can fuck about it.
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- Part 4 of Stede’s Slutty Shirt Era
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17 Jul 2024
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The minutes tick by and Izzy works with a single minded determination. Stede, on the other hand, cannot concentrate for the life of him. The heat of Izzy's body is all consuming and the gentle rock of his hips has Stede's eyes fluttering.
Izzy buys a tattoo gun on the Republic of Pirates. He offers to give Stede his first tattoo...now if the man can just keep still.Bookmarked by QueenoftheRamen
17 Jul 2024
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"Would you like some assistance?" He asks softly, and Izzy freezes, caught in those hazel eyes. Then he nods, just once, and Stede smiles, the expression a bit crooked. "You know, I've often been told I'm too nice." He muses, and Izzy feels a jolt of fear. "The nice thing to do here is untie you, right?" Izzy doesn't bother answering. It's more of a rhetorical question than anything else, and Stede doesn't seem to expect a reply. He's looking Izzy over, head tilted slightly to the side, his expression pensive. "But being nice..." He sits down at the edge of the bed, eyes fixed on the gag. "Hasn't really worked for me in the past." He leans forward, reaching out and touching Izzy's cheek. "Perhaps I should try being naughty for once."
Ed and Stede are meant to be taking things slow. But when Stede stumbles on Izzy, bound and gagged in Ed's apartment and realises Ed has been cheating on him, he takes advantage.
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- Part 10 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2024
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17 Jul 2024
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But that was not the part that was so shocking. No, the most shocking part was when Izzy Hands, feared first mate of Blackbeard's ship, the man who hated Stede Bonnet more than anyone in the entire world, had leaned into Stede's space, his warm, rum soaked breath fanning across Stede's neck.
"Good job, Bonnet."
Stede Bonnet and Izzy Hands: at each other's throats by day, hate fucking by night.Series
- Part 11 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2024
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17 Jul 2024
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Edward Teach is a high school teacher in charge of Health and Sex Ed classes. When one student's father stops by for a parent teacher conference, the meeting doesn't go as expected. And it certainly isn't the last meeting between the two.
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16 Jul 2024
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“Ed, I can explain–”
“No need.” Ed took a slow step toward the bed as Stede rolled onto his back, hand trapped beneath himself. “You doing what I think you’re doing?”
“Um…” Stede’s brain reached at every possible explanation, but there were none. “What do you think I’m doing?”
“I think you were about to finger yourself with my gloves on.”
“They’re not your gloves, Ed. I wouldn’t take your things to pleasure myself.”
“Shame.” Ed took two more long steps across the room until he reached the bed. He settled down next to Stede. “Reckon they’d look real good on me while I’m inside you.”
Stede nearly choked. “What!?”
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16 Jul 2024
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After coming across a perfect, horrendous gift for his captain, Izzy decides to do something nice for once in his life. Unfortunately, what he fails to account for is that nobody who resides within the captains' cabin of the Revenge has ever been capable of being normal about anything. Things escalate.
Then things escalate again.
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15 Jul 2024
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Amalgamation by alittlevelma for OurArtMeansZepp (Ofmdzeppelin29)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Jul 2024
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The bedroom window was propped open just enough to allow a cooling breeze to flutter under the curtains and Ed was fully wrapped around Stede, their bodies pressed from shoulders to knees. Had they both been wearing clothing, there would barely have been space enough for it between Ed’s chest and Stede’s back.
Consciousness pushed at the barrier of sleep, knocking against Stede’s brain, a quiet, red blinking light urging him to be more aware. He tried ignoring it and shifted enough to notice that his barnacle boy was not only pasted to his back but that Ed’s left hand, usually draped around his middle, had drifted lower, the flat of his palm nestled into the bush of his pubic hair.
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08 Jul 2024
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'The machines gleam as they spin their cycles under the fluorescent strip lights, the linoleum floor spotless. It’s more of a falling-apart-of-the-soul, the monotonous turning of the washers, round and round.'
A guy turns up at Ed's laundromat and starts taking off his clothes.
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07 Jul 2024
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The smartest people were the ones that realized having the biggest gun didn’t make you the baddest enemy. No matter how many layers of polished iron you hid behind, the wastes knew who you really were. Tired. Sick. Dying. A fragile thing in the Mojave. The ones you had to look out for were the people who could survive without it all. Guns, medicine, food – you name it. They didn’t need to look for it. Because all they had to do was ask and the wasteland would scramble and tear itself apart to put it in their hands.
Those were the ones you had to watch out for. The ones who could make a silver tongue smoother than Old World silk and stronger than any armor. The deadliest snakes were the ones curled in New Vegas Casinos, in Legion war tents, underground bunkers, and Goodsprings dirt.
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02 Jan 2024
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A coffee shop AU //
"No date?”
Oh my god. He’s only brought like, hmm, three men here in the last two months!? “No.”
Greg nods and pulls out a medium-sized paper cup. “Two sugars still?”
“Yes, please,” Alex says, trying not to look up. He must look insane, his eyes darting around the shop, around the counter, anywhere but at the large man that stands in front of him. He stares at his own shoes for a good fifteen seconds.
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07 Dec 2023
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A man in his forties has a spare room.
A man in his fifties needs a spare room.
Sometimes, things just fall into place.
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02 Dec 2023
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Alex shrugs again, unbothered. “It’s not a big secret,” he says.
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10 Nov 2023
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Learning at the Foot of One of the Greats by Internerdionality
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Oct 2023
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“Bonnet,” Izzy snapped, “spit it out. What the fuck kind of ‘pirate skill’ could you not fucking wait to learn until morning? Need some fucking pointers on the fine art of buggery?”
A brilliantly red flush appeared on Bonnet’s fair skin, rising up from his chest. It suffused across his neck and crawled upwards, covering his cheeks and even the tips of his ears.
Izzy felt his eyes grow to the size of doubloons.
“You can’t be fucking serious!”
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- Part 3 of Season 2 Screaming
- Part 14 of Inty's Our Flag Means Death Works
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25 Oct 2023
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Too Hot (Hot Damn) by adhduck, bizarrelittlemew, CartoonMayor, ClaireGregory, eefaevie, emi_rose, fake_geek_boy, ghostalservice, petrichorca, wardrobespierre, xoxoemynn
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Oct 2023
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Stede leaves his wife over a sexy calendar model, then finds himself in the presence of the man himself after a series of unfortunate fiery events.
Firefighter Edward Teach keeps getting called out to a handsome middle-aged bachelor's apartment to respond to kitchen fires.
Will their unlikely connection spark an inferno? 🔥
Now with a podfic by LoopyDangerFrog!
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25 Oct 2023