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“You’re the Prince?” Merlin says, eyeing him. He hesitates, then adds, defiant, “The Mad Prince of Camelot.”
Arthur doesn’t move. There’s quiet for a long time, then he says it. “I am.”
“You don’t seem mad,” he says.
The smile wells up from somewhere deep, and very sad. “Well, Merlin,” he says, “give me time.”Series
- Part 1 of Magical Bloody Sex Assassin
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19 Jul 2026
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In a society where people with magic are considered to be dangerous, are labelled as freaks, and have their powers cut off from them, Merlin does whatever he can to survive the hard life he’s faced with. When he’s in desperate need of money, Merlin’s landlord Aredian arranges and offers a magically binding contract in which Merlin is to become a ‘companion’ to Uther Pendragon’s son, Arthur. And when Merlin feels compelled to accept it, he never would have imagined that one man could change his life so completely.
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28 Jun 2026
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The post is yours, if you’re still interested. Yennefer said you amused her and Ciri wouldn’t shut up about you, so I guess I’ve no choice.
-Sir Geralt of RiviaJaskier is a tutor that can't hold down a job. Sir Geralt of Rivia is a scandalous gentleman getting his hands dirty for the good of the Empire with a literal witch of an ex-wife living in his North Tower and an unruly, mysteriously-acquired daughter who has run off the previous five governesses. Billowing shirts? Suffering a fever after sprinting across the rain-soaked moors? Hastily unfastened breeches in the eerie library? Hunting parties that end in mayhem? It's all here.
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- 7/7
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04 Aug 2020
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31 May 2020
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It's fifth grade and Adam is new to this school, new to this house, and new to having friends.
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14 May 2020
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'The worst part about all of this, Ronan thought bitterly, was that being kidnapped proved Declan had been right about something.'
A purveyor of magical objects adds a dreamer and a psychic to his collection of curiosities.
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The AU in which Adam and Ronan only meet for the first time after they’ve both been kidnapped by Greenmantle.
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- Part 1 of the collected
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- English
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- 12/12
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07 May 2020
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25 Apr 2020
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Only Love Proudly and Gladly and Well by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Apr 2020
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Three months into his relationship with the White Wolf, Warlord of the North and terror of the continent, Jaskier goes back to Redania as part of the Warlord's negotiating team. They return with a treaty...but there are unexpected consequences to revealing his place at the White Wolf's side.
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- Part 3 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack
- Part 4 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack - Recommended Reading Order
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- English
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- 31,101
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- 7/7
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06 Apr 2020
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In The Sky (Permanent Hiatus) by karauna
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 Apr 2020
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In Kerack, there's a magic-shop with a purple banner hanging over the door.
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Yennefer is on vacation.That is to say, she got tired of being in Rinde. After a solid ten or so years as mayor, she passed leadership down and then left with a flick of her wavy, luxurious hair. And now she's here, in Kerack. Selling spells. Making potions. Doing... things. Important things.
"I'm closed, can't you read?"
Very important things that this rascal is rudely interrupting.
"Nuh-uh, not a word! Say, are there dragons in here?" The boy asks, blue eyes shining like moon-discs, "are there phoenixes? Faeries? Serpents? Can you make the sun rise faster? What about winged shoes? Is it true that mages stay pretty because they have mud-baths? Can I have a pet dragon? That one's important, I really want one."
She pinches the bridge of her nose. "No. To all of the above, it's a no."
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28 Mar 2020
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With a Conquering Air by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Mar 2020
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From the kinkmeme: AU Warlord!Geralt receives Tribute!Jaskier as a sacrifice to appease him in every way possible. Jaskier has no choice on the matter and he’s fully aware of the awful rumours that have spread about Geralt and his ruthless conquests. (But we all know those aren’t legit.) A classic angst with a happy ending please! A dash of smut to heal those scars and a sprinkle of new found love!
Jaskier arrives at Kaer Morhen knowing his family gave him up without a second thought, and absolutely sure that the dreaded Warlord of the North will value him even less than his own blood did. But the White Wolf and his pack are not what Jaskier expected...and if he's unreasonably lucky, Kaer Morhen might become far more of a home than Lettenhove ever was.
...He is, in fact, going to be unreasonably lucky, because the Warlord of the North is a far finer monarch - and a far better man - than Redania's king has ever dreamed of being.
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- Part 1 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack
- Part 1 of The Accidental Warlord and His Pack - Recommended Reading Order
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- English
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- 7/7
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23 Mar 2020
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"You followed me?" Jaskier sounds inordinately pleased. "What have you learned?"
"That you're something of a trollop."
Jaskier gets off the doorframe and steps into the hallway. The smell of sandalwood and sex is abruptly more intense, but it's not strictly unpleasant.
"How indelicate of you," Jaskier says. "Though since you already think so, I'm inclined to let you take a few liberties."
Geralt is supposed to assassinate a bard. He gets Involved instead.
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- 6/6
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20 Mar 2020
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It was easy to forget, sometimes, that Jaskier had seen barely a fraction of the same world as Geralt. For all of his learning, for all of his stories and songs, for every book he’d memorised, he had barely left his corner of the continent before they’d met. And travel alone was not the same as travel with a witcher - the dangers came from different places, places that Jaskier hadn’t yet learnt to be vigilant of.
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- Part 2 of nothing is real 'til it's gone
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18 Mar 2020
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O, Empathy by almostnectarine
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
06 Apr 2020
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“How did you manage,” asked Geralt, with infinite patience and only a desire to know the facts, and not at all a little meanhearted glee, “to insult a sorcerer while his tongue was down your throat?”
“Don’t make me recount the entire sordid affair, Geralt,” said Jaskier, with a surprising note of desperation breaking through his gruff monotone. “I’m already having a rather shit day and all I’ve done so far is wake up.”
“In my body,” said Geralt.
“Yes,” said Jaskier, with the insolent cadence that was unmistakably Jaskier’s, but in Geralt’s voice, emerging from Geralt’s face and frame.
“And I’ve got yours,” said Geralt, from Jaskier’s.
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- 6/6
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17 Mar 2020
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and when your eyes catch mine by pasdecoeur
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Apr 2020
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“So,” Jaskier squeaks the next morning, “is that a sword, or are you just happy to—”
“It’s a sword,” Geralt growls.
Jaskier stays under the covers, knees tucked practically under his chin, from where he can see both of Geralt’s swords in their scabbards, at the other end of the room, lying on the rug by the fireplace.
Interesting, he thinks, trying not to hyperventilate.
(or, five times geralt and jaskier end up sleeping together - in the least fun possible sense of the word, and then one time it was — different.)
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17 Mar 2020
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24 Jul 2019
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Still, Like Dust by Sita_Z
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
24 May 2017
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Vulcans have been enslaved on Earth for more than fifty years. To Jim Kirk, 14, this is just one more chapter from his history book… until his uncle brings home a Vulcan boy to help on the farm.
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29 Jun 2019
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Take Me (To Your Leader) by luminousbeings
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
16 May 2018
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Written for the prompt: ok so like imagine an alien landing and doing the whole “take me to your leader” spiel, and you’re just like “aight” bc aliens are cool af, but the problem is the president is on the completely other side of the country, so you have to go on a cross country road trip with said alien
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"My name is Spock,” says Spock. He stares at Jim’s hand until the Human finally drops it back to his side. “What do you want in return for your compliance as my Human hostage?”
"The privilege of punching President Trump in the face?” Jim suggests.
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02 Jun 2019
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As it turns out, "leave me alone, I'm sick" isn't an adequate deterrent when directed toward the living or the dead.
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- Part 2 of Umbrella Academy
- Language:
- English
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- 35,483
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 1
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- 423
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21 Apr 2019
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It turns out, she’s not that hard to fix. A couple jumps, a couple nudges to the side—crises averted. Allison can talk, the moon doesn't explode, Pogo isn't strung up on the wall. Vanya still goes deaf in one ear. (She doesn’t tell the others. They don’t ever ask.)
or, Vanya loses her hearing and also everything she thought she knew about herself. This is the aftermath.
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- English
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- 23,673
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- 4/4
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- 249
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16 Apr 2019
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Hundreds and Thousands by 263Adder
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
27 Apr 2019
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Vanya finally joins the Umbrella Academy for donuts and Ben realises how much he's missed his sister.
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- Part 4 of Then and Now
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14 Apr 2019