RoyalHeather
Fandoms
- Red vs. Blue (27)
- Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series) (17)
- Homestuck (7)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (5)
- Welcome to Night Vale (2)
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tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow by RoyalHeather
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
17 Feb 2025
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LIAM: (Caleb) Oh wait, I have a quick question because when Essek was, his disguise was dropped before the Bright Queen, Caleb immediately was thinking, does he need to wrap up his presence in Rexxentrum and vanish so that Essek-- I don't know how hard they are going to go for Essek, so in the week that comes, I think Caleb starts making bug out plans in case they get all of the Dynasty swarming on them, but if that doesn't happen--
MATT: Make an insight check for Caleb.
LIAM: Oh, that's not going to be good at all.
Caleb needs to keep his wizard safe. Essek helps him chill out.
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To fit them both under the desk, Caleb is nearly on top of Jester, his knees framing her head, his crotch six inches from her face. Under his hastily-refastened pants, his erection is still very much evident, which is probably why he’s sitting so far forward.
Barely daring to breathe, Jester catches her lower lip with her teeth, an outrageous idea occurring to her. Caleb is only giving terse responses to Dr. Thelyss’ comments, but that doesn’t seem to be putting Dr. Thelyss off, or maybe he just doesn’t notice. Jester scoots forward and puts a hand on Caleb’s thigh.
He stiffens under her touch, dick twitching. Jester waits for any further reaction, and when there isn’t any, she slides her hand towards his groin.
Caleb’s fingers wrap around Jester’s wrist and she freezes. Her pulse throbs in her throat, the pressure of Caleb’s touch acute on her skin. Then he deliberately releases, letting her hand fall back onto his crotch.
Jester grins in triumph and moves in.
Series
- Part 2 of A Magnetic Attraction
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the stars are lovely, dark, and deep by Eclaire-de-Lune (RoyalHeather)
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
26 Oct 2022
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Bren Ermendrud, Volstrucker for the Ministry of Civil Influence, has a charge - find the mole that is leaking information about Project Beacon to the Empire's enemy. In the midst of an endless war and his flagging relationship with Astrid and Eadwulf, Bren finds himself caught up in the potential of the mysterious Project Beacon, his goals further complicated by his budding sympathy with Lord Dezran Thain. Torn between duty and potential, tangled between who he is and who he wishes he could be, Bren must make a choice: what is he willing to lose?
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the blood you bleed is just the blood you owe by RoyalHeather
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Breaking Bad
18 Feb 2022
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Eyeing him shrewdly, the stranger says, “You’re running from something, huh? I can tell – I can see it, you know. I know the look.”
Acrid smoke coats Dean’s palate, and he taps ash off the cigarette, taking care it’s downwind of Baby. A dog barks in the distance, and Dean hears the baying of hellhounds in his mind. “You don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to,” continues the stranger. “I’m just saying, I get the feeling, you know?”
“Oh yeah?” says Dean. “What are you running from?”
The stranger licks his lips, staring off into nothing. For the first time Dean notices a slight tremor in his hand that holds the cigarette. “Something I did,” the stranger mutters, and takes a long drag of smoke.
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Takes place during season 3 of Supernatural/season 4 of Breaking Bad.
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The Second Law of Thermodynamics by Eclaire-de-Lune (RoyalHeather)
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
05 Feb 2022
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When Marion offers to teach her daughter's friend more about romance and sex, all she wants is to help out an insecure young man. But the more time she spends with Fjord, the more the connection between them grows, until she has to wonder what exactly her motives are. Is Fjord simply a balm to her own wounded psyche, or does he matter more to her than that? And what will the paparazzi say once they find out she's sleeping with a man her daughter's age?
Note: Reading the previous works in this series will help with establishing context for this story, but is not strictly necessary to understand what's going on.
Series
- Part 4 of A Magnetic Attraction
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A Magnetic Attraction by Eclaire-de-Lune (RoyalHeather), RoyalHeather
Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series)
06 Oct 2023
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When Jester starts her final year of college, she has plenty weighing on her mind, including the recent and highly-publicized death of her friend Molly. And Caleb, her physics professor, certainly doesn't need more troubles on top of his financial situation and the ever-manipulative Dean Ikithon. But as the two are drawn to each other and forbidden romance kindles, they find strength and solace neither could have expected on their own.
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- 93,046
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- 4
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Shakespearestuck by Eclaire-de-Lune (RoyalHeather), RoyalHeather
Fandom: Hamlet - Shakespeare, Homestuck, Midsummer Night's Dream - Shakespeare, Othello - Shakespeare, Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, Twelfth Night - Shakespeare
02 Mar 2015
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Selected plays of William Shakespeare, retold with Homestuck characters playing the roles and formatted as pesterlogs.
The plays are:
- The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
- Romeo and Juliet
- A Midsummer Night's Dream
- Twelfth Night
- Othello- Words:
- 75,707
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 33
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You're Gonna be the One That Saves Me by Eclaire-de-Lune (RoyalHeather)
Fandom: Red vs. Blue
28 Feb 2019
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When York and Tucker meet in college, they seem fast on their way to becoming rivals, each constantly irritated by the other. If they become friends with benefits after that, well, it's only because they're both so ridiculously attractive. It takes a serious injury for them to finally admit how deeply they've fallen for each other.
And then York becomes an international spy and whistleblower.
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- 107,681
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- 2
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Caleb and Fjord, wizard and pirate, find each other on the ocean and all is changed. As they build a partnership of trust and intimacy, they recognize in each other not only loyalty, but ambition. As Fjord contends with his patron Uk'atoa and Caleb struggles against Ikithon's efforts to recapture him, eventually what they come to understand is this - their only safety is in each other, and in power, and the two are not so very different after all.
- Words:
- 361,842
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 71
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From Beneath the Wicked Earth by Eclaire-de-Lune (RoyalHeather), RoyalHeather
Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series)
21 Jul 2018
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During the fight with Vecna, a death knight banishes Grog to the Shadowfell. But instead of returning immediately, Grog is stuck there for years. When he finally is brought back, he discovers that the only member of Vox Machina to survive is Keyleth and that Vecna has turned Exandria into a blighted hellscape. Can the two of them together defeat Vecna when their entire party could not?
AKA the Critical Role fic that absolutely no one asked for. Now with bonus porn!
- Words:
- 41,755
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Wash wakes up buried alive in a coffin. In a race against time, the team searches for him.
Bookmarked by RoyalHeather
26 Jun 2019
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The Sufferer gets a second chance.
(Now with fanarts and a soundtrack!)
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- English
- Words:
- 25,490
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 191
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- 1,203
- Bookmarks:
- 344
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16 Apr 2013
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End OTW Racism | Steve Rogers at 100: Celebrating Captain America on Film by eleveninches, hellotailor, M_Leigh, neenya, orphan_account, tigrrmilk
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 May 2014
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“Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.
“Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.
Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,228
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 1,132
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- 20,711
- Bookmarks:
- 7,029
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Bookmarked by RoyalHeather
13 May 2014
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United States v. Barnes, 617 F. Supp. 2d 143 (D.D.C. 2015) by fallingvoices, radialarch
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
29 Sep 2014
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The Associated Press @AP
Winter Soldier set to stand trial for Washington D.C. massacre and treason apne.ws/1og6SWE- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,605
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 36
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- 1,924
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29 Sep 2014
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with a fairy hand in hand (and the word's more full of weeping than you can understand) by akisawana
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
06 May 2018
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Dr. Omega Kimball has a career as an orthopedic surgeon, a wonderful boyfriend working on his doctorate, a mother and sister and madrina who support him, and a weird best friend who communicates entirely in memes. And if Aidan Price is what a father is like, he's glad he doesn't have one.
This is the AU where the AIs are not siblings.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,697
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 8
- Kudos:
- 20
- Bookmarks:
- 4
- Hits:
- 235
Bookmarked by RoyalHeather
18 Jul 2018