SchlattIRL



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    Stories in the Halite SMP universe. Previously co-written with TJGlitch. Will be continued at a later date.

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    The Music SMP, a universe where everyone's partially music. A universe where Dream takes Schlatt from his hometown to a big city, and nothing is the same after that.

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    Fics of Markiplier being mixed with a bunch of other universes.

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    The Z-Team didn’t like Robert.

    They were villains. They were fuck ups. They each had a giant chip on their shoulders that barely let them stand next to each other on a good day. As soon as his voice first came on the group call, they had to give him shit. If they didn’t start harassing him, the Blonde Boss Lady would have benched them thinking they were being mind controlled.

    Every handler thought they could “handle” the Phoenix team. Tame them, make them palatable, water them down. Turn them good. So they didn’t like Robert.

    But they did like his voice.

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    17 Nov 2025

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    In November of 1983, Steve is forced to confront a few realities. One being that monsters are real. They steal people from their homes and from pools and come out of ceilings. The other reality being that he’s an asshole. And well, he can only change one of those, so it’s time to ditch the friends that make him the worst version of himself and find some new ones.

    After a mishap at school, freshman Gareth Emerson ushers Steve into a world he'd only been partially aware of, full of fantasy and laughter. He's unsure about senior Eddie Munson, who doesn't seem to believe he's changed. He hopes to change his mind and avoid more monsters, and maybe along the way he'll learn to love himself too.

    Steddie Big Bang Fic #101; Updates Daily; Title from Roddy by DJO

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    02 Aug 2025

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    Blindsided, betrayed, bullshit... lots of B words coming to light on the night of Tina's Halloween party.

    Thankfully for Steve, a leather-wrapped Prince Charming is also attending, and he's got a soft spot a mile wide for pretty, teary-eyed princesses. Don't worry, baby, Eddie will make all those awful memories of Nancy Wheeler disappear with a flick of his lighter and a slide of his zipper.

    Watch closely now, because this is a trick that can be done more than once.

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    16 Jun 2025

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    They hadn’t meant to find each other.

    It was completely accidental, a boringly mundane moment. All they’d done was look at each other.

    At the same time.

    Across the cafeteria.

    And it clicked.
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    Steve Harrington is wasting away at Scoops Ahoy, striking out on every girl that comes by, when an unlikely duo walks through the door. Billy Hargrove and Eddie Munson are trouble separately, but together they pose an even greater mystery. One that Steve doesn't even want to begin to solve. So why can't Steve just tell them to fuck off, and why is he leading them to the break-room to "talk", and why are they looking at him like he's gone and hung the moon and painted the stars?

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    Billy and Eddie are weak and Steve is the most delectable thing on the menu. And also there's time travel.

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    03 Jun 2025

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    Sometime in the formless dark before breakfast, Mike Wheeler vanishes.

    Or,

    A comprehensive guide to navigating parallel dimensions, disrupting the fabric of reality, and deciding to save yourself.

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    30 May 2025