SchlattIRL
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- Dream SMP (22)
- Bandom (15)
- Twenty One Pilots (14)
- Video Blogging RPF (13)
- Encanto (2021) (7)
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Robert will not let anyone be cut from the Z-Team. He'll even go to extreme lengths to keep everyone...
And the team is really not happy when they hear about what lengths he DID go to.
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- Part 4 of Dispatch
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Robert gets into a bar fight and meets a group of villains. They decide to take him under their wings.
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- Part 6 of Dispatch
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An orange warms the stomach...
Coupé's thoughts on Robert Robertson after the explosion... And after he drops a bombshell on the team.
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- Part 5 of Dispatch
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When Robert was around 10 years old, his Uncle Elliot gave him a... Gift. An AI lodged into his brain. Powers, technically.
After the coma, he can't really hear his "brain twin", and decides he should probably fix that. Besides, "Oracle" would definitely fit right in with the Z-Team.
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- Part 1 of Dispatch
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What if Oracle was an android Shroud created after escaping from prison, instead of an AI chip in Robert's brain?
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- Part 2 of Dispatch
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All my Dispatch fics put together, most of them aren't in the same universe PSH.
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Blanktober by SchlattIRL
Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game), Dream SMP, The Boys (TV 2019), Video Blogging RPF
03 Oct 2023
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Stories in the Halite SMP universe. Previously co-written with TJGlitch. Will be continued at a later date.
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The Music SMP, a universe where everyone's partially music. A universe where Dream takes Schlatt from his hometown to a big city, and nothing is the same after that.
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Prism sucks her teeth, eyes rolling behind her visor. “Like you don’t talk mad shit with us,” she says, hand coming up to wipe off the blood on her face. “We’re here ‘cause someone doesn’t know how to be a normal human being.”
“Fuck off, Princess Bubblegum,” Invisigal snaps. “It was a joke. If this fucking meeting wasn’t about ‘sexual harassment’,” she rolls her eyes and makes finger quotes, “it’d be about us being too loud on the radio, or us not being a picture-fucking-perfect hero squad, or us fucking up something on a call.”
Flambae hisses out another burst of sparks. “Don’t roll your fucking eyes,” he says, lip curled into a sneer, “you know full well that was a creepy fucking line, Invisibitch.”
OR: Invisgal makes another comment. Robert hits his limit, and so does the Z-Team.
Bookmarked by SchlattIRL
05 Dec 2025
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Two children, Robert and Janelle, wake up in an alleyway with little idea how they got there. They decide to band together for the sake of their survival. The Z-team eventually find the two, and now they've got to deal with the younger versions of their teammate and dispatcher after they've been struck by a de-aging superpower. But maybe it's a good thing because now these two child soldiers get to experience the childhood they never had.
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Post Canon (Good/everyone is forgiven ending, Coupé was cut and brought back)
Trigger Warning: Violence, blood/injury, child abuse/neglect, mentions of the mob/gangs,- Language:
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Bookmarked by SchlattIRL
03 Dec 2025
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He sat back in his chair with a sigh, rubbing at his temples. “I don’t know why he cares so much. You would think he’d be happy to see me starve.”
Chase swiveled his chair to fully look at Robert. “I know this will sound rich coming from me, but maybe, just maybe, those asshole’s give enough of a shit about you to want to make your life better.”
Or: The Z-Team liven up Robert's apartment, much to Robert's dismay.
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- Part 2 of The Cast Chronicles
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- English
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Bookmarked by SchlattIRL
01 Dec 2025
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A reaction fic for dispatch. The team and others watch and react to the game, and more specifically, Robert!
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Bookmarked by SchlattIRL
24 Nov 2025
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(On Chapter 3)
Oh I'm addicted, have read and reread it 4 times already. I'm so excited.
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It’s not every day Robert gets sick, let alone sick enough that he can't fully get off his couch. Every time he tries to stand, the world starts to spin, and his legs feel like jello. So Z-Team comes to make sure he's all right.
Bookmarked by SchlattIRL
24 Nov 2025