14 Bookmarks by Selfish_Shellfish
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Tweek Tweak is a suicidal prostitute who’s been looking for a way out. In comes Craig Tucker, a rampant serial killer with a penchant for blondes.
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Graduating early and leaving South Park had been Tweek’s main goal. But when rumors spread around after a misunderstanding, Tweek ends up asking Craig for a favor to fulfill a much more intimate goal.
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06 Oct 2025
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“I’m, uh… sober,” Tweek announces because what the fuck else is he supposed to say to his ex-boyfriend that he ghosted 10 years ago to go do drugs?
Craig nods slowly. He wants to say congrats, or I’m proud of you, or how have you been sober for this fucking long and not contacted me at all you fucking asshole–
(In which Tweek emerges from his decade long absence from Craig’s life as a sober desert hippie and Craig is just an emotionally stunted mechanic in South Park. They try to figure it out.)
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02 Oct 2025
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Daniel's linen shirt is wrinkled where it stretches tight across his chest, top three buttons left open to expose to the glistening plane of his sternum. A lock of blond hair is wet where it touches his forehead, curled from the humidity and Armand aches to push it aside. To drag his fingers through the mess of it. He could drop into Daniel’s lap and do it right now.
Armand folds his arms across his chest. He tracks the way Daniel’s thumb flicks over the switch on the lighter. Once, twice, and then it sparks to life.
“You’re the one who picks these disgusting muggy places to live, not me,” Daniel mutters, smoke crawling from between his lips. “I don’t see why you like this kind of weather so much.”
Daniel and Armand settle in Miami. Spend the evening on a hotel balcony and work out how to work someone dead into a sweat.
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Fandoms: Darkest Dungeon (Video Game)
22 Oct 2024
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So used is Sarmenti's hand to the pliability of string that it hesitates. The knob will turn at his touch, yes, but it will not yield. He cannot twist its form into something else—when he opens this door, he cannot change the tale that will unfold before him. Baldwin will have many a legend written in his honor, not half of which will be penned by Sarmenti… the prospect of seeing such a man as his king ailing—vulnerable—
“Enter,” comes a solemn voice.
Baldwin is dying. No amount of love can change that.
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21 Apr 2025
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“Boxing strikes aimed at the body, often difficult to defend against or counterattack.”
HWM and BH spar. Dismas talks a lot. Tardif doesn’t.
They get along.
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09 Dec 2024
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Reynauld finds out Dismas's secret weakness after a successful expedition in the Wealds.
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15 May 2024
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14 Sep 2023
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“Suffer not the lame horse, nor the broken man, my Descendent.” Ah, but they are all a bit broken, are they not?
In the beginning of Winter, a Crusader breaks. In the coming of Spring, a Highwayman follows him. They survive regardless. Such is their curse. Such is their blessing.
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- Part 1 of Of Virtues and Vices
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19 Jun 2023
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There's a lot to learn about the tourist trap that is Styx Beach; that it's a dry town, that it's made up of strange and interesting people, that its beholden to the only hotel generating any kind of tourism and it's stubborn owner, but there's one thing Hermes only starts to figure out five months into his time there:
He might be falling for that boat guy.
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- Part 1 of Styx Beach
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14 Mar 2022
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Unconventional-cocainist meets unconvential-drunk at a party where the both of them wish to be anywhere, except there. Good thing they have that in common.
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- Part 1 of pasta boy
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28 Feb 2022
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Dismas likes to be reckless, and Reynauld has no patience for it.
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- Part 2 of Polar Opposites
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07 Oct 2020
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It should have been an easy job. The Help Wanted poster claimed he just needed to escort some kid from point A to point B, which was just a quick carriage ride down the Old Road to the Hamlet. If he had to put up with a holier-than-thou Crusader and crazed Caretaker in the interim, so be it. He never turned away easy money.
Unfortunately, nothing in Dismas' life was ever easy.
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13 Jul 2020
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10 Jul 2020