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i broke my bones, yeah, but fuck it (i’ll do it all again) by breesa
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
03 Feb 2026
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“You’re actually—” Dick inhaled and exhaled deeply. “Y’know what? You’re a lost cause and I will not fall to your ragebait. I’m not even going to bother. I will leave Gotham and make my dream of living on the beach come true, and I will pretend you never existed, or that you were only an infuriating rat I encountered in the street, starting now.”
“Dickie.”
“No.” Dick made a face at Tim before looking at Bruce. “I officially give up. He’s your responsibility now.”
“Dick.”
“Don’t look at me like that,” Bruce said to Dick. “I already talked with him.”
“Did you?” Dick feigned surprise, still ignoring Tim. “Wow. And here I thought you were incapable of forming a sensitive thought.”
It was Bruce’s turn to make a face.
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Tim was famously known for preferring to take matters into his own hands.
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04 Feb 2026
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Neil has some information on Andrew in his binder already, but not much, and it's still mostly centered around Kevin; it also carries the distinct clinging of his life before, back when he was on the run, and Andrew's the one who told him to stay.
While a binder isn't a bad idea, that one seems like the wrong one, which is how Neil comes to the conclusion to just get another.
(Or, Neil revisits an old hobby.)
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25 Jan 2026
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Bruce Wayne's kids make a high stakes bet to find Bruce a girlfriend. Clark is. . . not sure how he feels about this.
What follows is a tale of romance, friendship, family, tractors, bullet wounds, Stephanie Brown's (frankly amazing) motorcycle, and too many PowerPoint presentation jokes.- Language:
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05 Jan 2026
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I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am by Mardiaz173
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
08 Aug 2021
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It was like living in the Twilight Zone. Everyone else believed fervently in Bruce Wayne’s reputation. He was a flirty, stupid, and entitled drunk whose only redeeming quality was his bleeding heart. And yet every time Clark spoke with Wayne, the man was clever, mischievous, and sober with an indecipherable ulterior motive.
And no one believed Clark. Not Lois, not his parents, not even Batman.
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05 Jan 2026
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across the wires by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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Ilya looks over from the sofa as Jackie heads into the living room, perking up in interest. “You are calling Pike? Was good play today. You remembered how to score! Well done.”
Hayden groans. "Rozanov? Dude, what are you doing in my fucking house?
"It is girls' night," Ilya informs him primly. "I am one of girls."
Or: Game day at the Pike house.
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- Part 2 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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31 Dec 2025
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please leave a message by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
what
what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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- Part 1 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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31 Dec 2025
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I'll Get You Home by third_crow
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Dec 2025
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“I had scoliosis,” Peter whispered, not looking away from where they’d heard the metal snap. He had gone pale. Bucky was sure he was a few shades lighter, himself. “That’s… that’s what I was gonna say before."
“Yeah?” Bucky asked. He loosened his grip on Peter’s shoulder, but didn’t take his hand away.
“My back still hurts sometimes,” Peter explained quietly. “But that might be because of the swinging. Hard to find a strong enough chiropractor to crack it, you know? Maybe… maybe two thousand tons of concrete would do it, though.” Bucky leveled his gaze at the kid. Peter looked back at him, swallowing hard.
“Let’s call that Plan B, okay?” Bucky suggested.
“Yeah, okay,” Peter mumbled.
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Or, Peter gets caught in the collapse of a parking garage with a (mildly) concussed Bucky Barnes, and has a nice get-to-know-you sesh with our favorite super soldier while waiting for Tony to find a safe way get them out. Super chill, right? Everything's fine. Oh- and he's been impaled by two rods of rebar and can't move without risking bleeding out. That... complicates things.
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31 Dec 2025
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Shane is at a sports bar in Tampa when people at his table start talking shit about Ilya. It becomes impossible to keep his mouth shut.
Or, an alternative retelling of how Hayden finds out.
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17 Dec 2025
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Fanning the Flames by cjr2
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Dec 2025
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The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.
Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)
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17 Dec 2025
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The game is assassin. It's a game of skill and strategy. Subterfuge. And clothespins.
Andrew plans to win it all.
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26 Aug 2025
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At the Ministry staff summer party, Draco, feeling particularly vindictive, decides to test out a rather potent flirtation Hex on his office archnemesis, Cormac McLaggen. Unfortunately for everyone involved, Harry Potter stumbles in on the scene and gets hit with it instead.
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15 Aug 2025
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Café Fortuna —For lovers who don’t know they’re lovers yet
So if you ever find yourself lost in London on a rainy night…
If you turn down a wrong street and stumble across a café that wasn’t there before…
If you feel something pulling you in…
Order a cup of tea.
And have a look around.
Because Café Fortuna doesn’t appear for just anyone.
It appears for you.Bookmarked by SimpleDumbass
13 Aug 2025
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Summer snippets— Falling in love and falling through windows.
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04 Aug 2025
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Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by Faith Wood (faithwood)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Aug 2011
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It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross.
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06 Jun 2025
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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05 Jun 2025
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For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well.
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04 Jun 2025
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no homo, but that's the day i fell in love with you by tamerofdarkstars
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Apr 2019
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He stood up abruptly, palms suddenly insanely sweaty. He wiped them on his dress robes, hoping against hope the motion was casual, and then stuck his hand out to Dean.
Dean looked at his hand, then up at him. “What?”
“Let’s get out there!” Seamus declared, waving his hand in Dean’s face, as if the reason he hadn’t taken it immediately was maybe that he didn’t notice it was there. “It’s a dance, innit?”
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04 Jun 2025
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In a world where every touch of a soulmate leaves a temporary heat mark on bare skin, Draco Malfoy suddenly finds his life devolving into a massive cliche because the Boy Who Lived Twice has no idea how to respect the personal space bubble.
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04 Jun 2025
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Harry Potter is recovering from surgery and facing the worst summer ever until a guy with the same crutches as Harry moves in across the street with his son.
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29 May 2025
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To keep themselves from being sad and bored while Teddy's away at Muggle university, Remus and Sirius start the TikTok account, "Wolfstar House Husbands" on a drunken whim.
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29 May 2025