SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms
- Spider-Man - All Media Types (54)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (43)
- Marvel (38)
- Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) (28)
- Iron Man (Movies) (26)
Recent works
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Cold by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
16 Apr 2024
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The first thing he noticed about his shared humble abode was the horrible chill filtering through the air. None of the windows were open, as far as he could tell. The second thing brought to his attention was the quivering pile of worn blankets resting on the shitty little couch.
“Steve?” He called to the lump, voice soft; a tease tinging the edges. James got a forced grunt in return, a gentle wobble of the blankets. A smirk creased his lips, as he placed his shoulder bag in its respectable corner, jacket following not long after.
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Infection. by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Ultimate Spider-Man (Cartoon 2012), Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games), Spider-Man (Cartoon 2017)
12 Apr 2024
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Harry thought he’d seen it all. A boyfriend with some weird, fucked up spider DNA. A distinctly creepy father with little regard for lab safety practices and a shitton of vials of Insane Juice. Never, though, did he ever come to expect a goddamn zombie apocalypse.
Yeah, sure, it was New York. Superhero central. Nothing should seem too out of pocket anymore, should it?
Until the stupid disease rooted itself in some unfortunate souls’ bloodstream and proceeded to make itself known to the general public. Harry wouldn’t be surprised if Peter’s calculations were right. They usually were. The man had predicted that the world would be mostly zombies by the months’ end. It would’ve been great knowledge, if they knew what day it was.
Series
- Part 22 of Parksborn
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Not So Bad by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Apr 2024
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Peter desperately wanted to collapse straight to the ground. Dirt in mouth, immediate panic from onlookers, the works. He considered it was a miracle that he wasn’t considered legally dead yet. He would place a bet of about.. three nickels that the amount of caffeine in his system could kill a very large horse.
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Figure You Out by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
21 Mar 2024
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“What was it like, growing up?” He despised how meek his voice sounded; clearing his throat quickly after he choked the words out. He squeezed his eyes shut tight, lip firmly placed between his teeth.
Harry turned from his books, forehead creased and brows furrowed. “Everything alright, Pete?” He asked, voice softer than usual.
“Uh-huh.” Peter nodded quickly. “I’m just.. wondering, I guess.” He breathed a poor attempt at a laugh.
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- Part 21 of Parksborn
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Mr. Forgettable by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
18 Mar 2024
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Peter drew his knees close to his chest, knobs of his spine digging uncomfortably into the wall behind him. He stared at his bedspread, at the little color he could make out in almost pitch black. He was tired. So, so tired. He could count on one hand the hours he’d slept the past week.
His shoulders twitched, curling further into himself. His breathing was shallow, joints aching with fiery burns. The bandaged wound on his side wailed for him to take proper care of it. To wash it; to actually attempt to give a shit.
He squeezed his arm harder down over the wound, trying to ignore the discomfort lodged between his ribs. It scratched at his bones, at his skin. He swallowed thickly, opting to ignore it instead.
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- Part 20 of Parksborn
Recent series
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Parksborn by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandom: Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games), Spider-Man (Cartoon 2017), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Ultimate Spider-Man (Cartoon 2012)
12 Apr 2024
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All my Parksborn works complied for ease! All works are unrelated unless specified. :)
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- 12,975
- Works:
- 22
- Bookmarks:
- 18
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Peter Not Parker by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandom: Daredevil (TV), Doctor Strange (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Loki (TV 2021), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, What If...? (Cartoon 2021)
20 Feb 2024
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All my works of Peter being someone.. else’s kid. Parent Tony Stark not included! Compiled for ease.
- Words:
- 3,473
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 14
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February Prompts by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Daredevil (Comics), Daredevil (TV), Doctor Strange (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Loki (TV 2021), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games), Spider-Man (Cartoon 2017), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Ultimate Spider-Man (Cartoon 2012)
14 Feb 2024
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Prompt filling for the month of February. Mix of both platonic and romantic relationships; all decided by my brain at random. Hats off to ADHD, my guys.
Series completed 14/02/2024.
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- 3,774
- Works:
- 14
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Peter Stark by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, What If...? (Cartoon 2021)
14 Feb 2024
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All my works with Peter as Tony’s kid (biological or otherwise) compiled for ease. Unrelated unless specified!
- Words:
- 10,382
- Works:
- 21
- Bookmarks:
- 39
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Husbands Through Time by SomeRandomAssGuy
Fandom: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Feb 2024
- Words:
- 1,706
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 2