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A Scandal in Metropolis by Belayoda
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
30 Oct 2025
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Lex Luthor has something scandalous on a hard drive, and he’s using it to create shady dealings in broad daylight. The Batman sets out to retrieve the coveted item, however his meticulous plan gets foiled by a bumbling reporter who is far more dangerous than he seems.
Bruce’s world is completely derailed when Clark Kent turns out to be the most interesting and most captivating person in his life. But he’s certainly not in love.
Or: a Sherlock Holmes rewrite with a twist.
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01 Nov 2025
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Jason was ready to call it a bust when he found a manila folder at the bottom, too thin to be anything boring and too thick to be nothing. Even more alarming was the familiar scrawl of Dick's handwriting in Sharpie overtop the folder.
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DO NOT READ
DO NOT TOUCHBookmarked by Still_piece_of_garbage
04 Oct 2025
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It's been four years since the fall of the Soviet Union, and Russia has seemingly faded into the background. Always silent, always alone. America, frankly, is rather tired of it, and is determined to get something other than those bittersweet smiles out of him.It's the job of a hero to help others, isn't it?
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16 Sep 2025
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Spencer Reid brings science to the park, gains a small army of kids, and accidentally becomes “Dr. Magic Man.” Chaos, feelings, and marshmallow experiments ensue.
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09 Sep 2025
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Exasperated with the ever-increasing number of well-meaning but annoying busybodies who seem to think he needs a man in his life, Iruka finally breaks down and asks Kakashi to be his fake-boyfriend in order to keep the wannabe-matchmakers off his back.
The only problem is, Kakashi turns out to be a much better boyfriend than Iruka anticipated.
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- 28,182
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- 4/4
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29 Aug 2025
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Iruka peruses the mission board when he overhears some kunoichi talking about a C-rank babysitting mission. Curious by the rumours, Iruka takes a look.
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C-Rank, Chuunin and above only.Mission Duration:
???? One week. An arrangement can be made for recurring services if you survive.Mission Description:
Feral baby.
Please feed and water.
Bring dog treats. He likes those.Signed:
Henohenomoheji.Iruka untacks the mission brief, walks over to the mission coordinators and asks, “This mission is a prank, right?”
Or: The continual well-being of Uzumaki Naruto rides on a C-Ranked mission.
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- 4/4
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28 Aug 2025
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The day after the Nine-Tails’ attack, Kakashi leaves Konoha. He’s fourteen, he’s alone, and he’s had enough. Shinobi life has done nothing for him, apart from taking everything – everyone – that he holds dear.
So he leaves. He just wants to be alone; people only ever die around him, anyway. He tries his best to never care about anyone again.
Ten years later, Naruto stumbles across a silver-haired half-dead missing-nin in the woods – and he becomes determined to turn this stranger into his first and only friend.
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27 Aug 2025
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Eight stages of Hanukkah by somagni
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Super Sons (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
18 Dec 2022
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Bruce still lit the menorah each year, it was the least he could do. Problem is the Batfamily doesn't do well with 'the least you can do.' He explores old memories, creates new ones. He remembers the family he lost with the help of the family he continues to build.
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- English
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- 4/4
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24 Aug 2025
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Proud, or How Clark Kent Fixed the Batfamily in 10k Words or Less by fangirlsupreme14
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
16 Oct 2024
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“I think I speak for all of us when I say that we don’t really…” he coughed, though Clark could tell he was just stalling. “I mean, we aren’t accustomed to hearing… those words.”
Clark’s brow furrowed in confusion before he was struck with revelation.
“Those words being ‘I’m proud of you’?” he said and this time he didn’t miss the minuscule way their shoulders tightened with a hitch in their breath. Clark smiled, a touch of sadness behind it at the implication of their behavior. “You don’t hear that a lot, huh?”
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Clark discovers the Batfam is woefully deficient in hearing the words "I'm proud of you" and makes it his mission to fix this.
(ended up being more than 10k words but whatever)- Language:
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- 11,305
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- 11/11
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22 Aug 2025
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5 Times Bruce and Clark Annoyed Each Other. And the One Time They Didn't by Miss_Nomer, Murmeloni for kitsu_kitkat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
14 Jun 2025
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Annoyance can't be a love language? Think again!
Or: how Bruce and Clark bullied each other into a happy marriage
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20 Aug 2025
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a constant satellite of your blazing sun by cherryfeather
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
07 Aug 2025
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Bruce skidded to a halt, breath hissing through his teeth.
Superman’s head came up sharply, like the sound of Bruce’s shock still meant something to him—and it was Clark, but he was different. Different lines on his face, a subtly different curl to his hair, and as he looked Bruce up and down his eyes blew wide.
Bruce’s hand dropped immediately to his belt, a chill sweeping through him. “Not our Kal.”
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Bruce and Clark have been in a relationship since the founding of the Justice League almost twenty years ago. When the League tries to bring in a thief with stolen reality-shifting technology, Clark is accidentally exchanged with his counterpart from a universe that's almost identical—except he's married to Lois. And they have a son.As each side scrambles to swap their Clarks back, Bruce and Clark find themselves grappling with new questions about their life together, faced with the possibility of things having gone differently for not just the two of them, but their children—the ones they have, and the one they've never met. Along the way, they do their best not to to blow up their counterparts' lives by dredging up any long-buried feelings. (They may or may not succeed at that last.)
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- 13/13
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18 Aug 2025
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OSIS SERIES by officialzepresentation
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
14 Sep 2025
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Every one shot that takes place following the fic 'one summer in smallville'.
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17 Aug 2025
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Clark Kent, a Simple Man by EvenEyas
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
23 Nov 2024
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A story on how Clark and Bruce got together, of their childhood, of their engagement, and how Clark's coworkers take the news of his engagement.
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- Part 1 of The stories from a simple man
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17 Aug 2025
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Universal Truths by lostinreeverie
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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Superman stood, turned—and then everyone heard it. His voice, suddenly amplified, shook the air.
“You ever dare touch one of my kids again,” Superman thundered, “and you won’t live to see tomorrow’s sunrise!”
It wasn’t a threat. It was a promise.
Or, the Justice League finds out that Superman has kids. They just also happen to be Batman's kids.
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16 Aug 2025
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#Superbat by lostinreeverie
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
27 May 2025
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The caption read: “They argue like an old married couple. #HeyGreenLanternHere #MomAndDadAreFighting #Superman #Batman #GrayGhost #JusticeLeague”
He didn’t think about it again until the next morning, when his phone wouldn’t stop buzzing and clearly tried to kill itself by falling off his bedside table. When he finally opened his phone he had a text from Barry that just said: “YOU JUST BROKE THE INTERNET!!”
Hal was confused until he realized one of his videos must have gone viral. Then he was smug.
Or, Hal broke the internet with one post, and now Clark and Bruce are trending for all the wrong (or right?) reasons.
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- 1/1
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15 Aug 2025
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Bank Robber raises his gun.
Damian’s chin tucks, his eyes glare, his muscles tense in preparation. Tim knows he’ll take that bullet. He’ll take the bullet, the injury, the pain. He’ll take the scar, the video, the risk. He’ll take it silently. Like he was trained to do, like he always has.
Except that’s Tim’s little brother.
And he can’t let him.
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- English
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- 21,683
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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15 Aug 2025
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The Safest House by Nothing_RainyDay
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Aug 2025
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The Bats have always been prepared. Weapons, armor, vehicles, medicine, poisons, blood sequencing machinery... you name they have it. But lately, they've been trying to gain a foothold outside of Gotham (just in case of emergencies, you know how it is). What better city to start with than Metropolis, Gotham's sunnier sister city?
It's just one more safe-house. This one's just in Superman's city.
The safe-house Bruce chose does have a particularly... welcoming neighbor. Clark Kent.
What a strangely welcoming person. Who looks exactly like Superman… Wait a damn minute! This is Superman!
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- 6/6
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14 Aug 2025
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Clark’s belongings start appearing in the Manor. Alfred muses.
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14 Aug 2025
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Bruce had a library, full of books Jason wanted to read—wanted to remember—
"—Why don't you start a blog?" Bruce suggested absently, still hunched over his computer.
Jason blinked.
Or, Jason starts a blog for his book reviews, and gets a hater along the way. This changes far more than it should.
Based off a Tumblr post!!!
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14 Aug 2025
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Lugubrious Alarmism by Briarwitched
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Dec 2020
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Magic is always a pain. Superman might temporarily be a toddler, but the League's knows they've gotten off easy this time: everyone's in the proper dimension, there's no annoying entity trying to teach them a lesson, and the de-aging spell should wear off without any weird consequences in less than a fortnight. Babysitting duty gets ten times more adorable with the purchase of a Justice League plushie set. Now Clark can continue his heroic adventures with his friends: fighting crime, spreading justice, and... beheading Batman?
It's gotta be a fluke. Right? Right.
Accidents can happen twice in a row-- no, three, four?-- times. Though probably not by the twenty second. It's definitely intentional by the thirtieth time. Probably.
What the hell, Clark? We thought you were friends.
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13 Aug 2025