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WOMEN GET PERVERTED NOW‼️‼️
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21 Sep 2025
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The guy laughs—a warm, low sound, caramel-sweet. “You really don’t remember anything?”
“Not a blip,” Bdubs says. “Wait, I didn’t get your name. What’s your name?”
There’s a second when Bdubs thinks he won’t answer—he just looks at Bdubs, and his eyes go strangely crinkley around the corners. Then, he says, “Etho. I’m Etho, Bdubs.”
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Bdubs has amnesia. But that's not going to stop him coming to some extremely rational conclusions about the state of his own heart.
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08 Mar 2025
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When his daughter Keiko starts calling him Mama, Ranma comes to a few new realizations about himself.
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- Part 3 of I am too trans to function
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There Is a Light And It Never Goes Out by bongbuster420
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Jul 2019
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"Crowley," Aziraphale slapped his book shut and turned to him with a worried glance.
"Have you heard anything of Raphael recently?"Crowley thought he might choke.
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29 Jan 2025
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I think this would have done numbers in the 1890s
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"My name was Julian Alfred Pankratz. I was the Viscount's youngest son."
Like he hoped, the Warlord hones in on one thing. "Was."
"Pretty sure getting arrested for treason against Emhyr var Emeris, the mighty White Flame is enough to get me officially disinherited. Especially considering my parents turned me in themselves."
Jaskier saves the Warlord's daughter. Despite his family ties, he's allowed to stay in Kaer Morhen while he recovers from his injuries. Eventually, it becomes home.
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- Part 1 of Bring Me Home
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- 48,130
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- 9/9
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10 Jan 2025
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William Afton dies on an unremarkable October morning.
Michael is going to make sure he does.
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04 Jan 2025
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proverb - A person who wanders or travels often and at length will not be burdened by attachments such as friends, family, or possessions.
Bdubs has done well for himself, thank you very much! He's got a ship, he's got business, he's got friends! A man needs nothing more in the grand universe.
It's hard being a human in the great beyond; a new species to the intergalactic community means poachers, a black market, and an everpresent danger.
The solution? Simple! Don't be a human.
Obviously, it's not going to be as easy as that. Not when he finds himself joining the crew of the Hermit Craft, not when he learns he's not quite alone.
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Michael and Henry get a second stab at life.
Henry is determined to prevent a series of tragedies, through turning a blind eye to his friend's vices.
Michael just wants to prank his Father until they can come up with an unsuspecting way to be rid of the man.
Their plans unfold somewhere in the middle.
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25 Nov 2024
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The newspaper cutting on the wall reads a loud headline:
"Stanford Filbrick Pines, author and scholar, reported missing in Oregon."
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03 Sep 2024
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The times Michael Afton burned his father by thatonefandomjumper
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
14 Jul 2022
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The first time, Michael Afton had been sure that he had won. The threat of his father was dead and gone and he couldn't be happier.
The second time, he was too tired to celebrate, just wishing for everything to fade to black as they burned together
The third time, all he could feel was anger. How dare this not be over? And how dare William Afton not be dead?
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Father and son confront each other three times, each time resulting in flames.
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- Part 4 of FNaF one-shots
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15 Aug 2024
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Elizabeth's brother dies in 1983, even though his heart never stops beating. He takes their father with him. She doesn't find out until years later.
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13 Aug 2024
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“Grian? ...You’ve fallen in love before, right?”
“What kind of⎯”
“It’s a simple question!”
“No,” A pause. “No, as in, I’ve never fallen in love before.”
“Oh.”
And then⎯
“Oh.”
Or: Scar and Grian discuss what it is to love, and Mumbo is the most frequent topic of discussion, until he inevitably joins them.
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- Part 7 of mc fics by vee!! <3
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14 Apr 2024
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“I don’t know if I could escape again,” Grian confesses, and Mumbo says-
“What if someone could find you?”
“What?”
Grian pulls away, and finally, this is something Mumbo can do with his hands. He leans back to look at him, eyebrows furrowing, and Mumbo rests his palms on Grian’s arms, holding him in place. “If you’re taken,” he says. “Would it be comforting to know that someone could find you?”
Grian laughs, and it’s not a good one, either, but it’s measures better than the hysterical one he’d let out earlier. “Mumbo, what?” he asks again. “I- I appreciate it, I do, but compasses are server-wide. They can’t even handle the Nether.” It’s not quite snarked but said with just enough of an 'I thought you knew this' tone that at any other time, it would be a hit to Mumbo’s redstoning ego.
“No, not a compass,” he dismisses. “You know, marriage. A spouse could find you anywhere. The whole… soul-bond thing.”
Okay, so he’s a redstoner, not a scientist.
Or: Grian has an issue. Mumbo proposes an... unconventional solution. There's no possible way marrying one another could go wrong.
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Bookmarked by TheAwkwardOneOut
26 Mar 2024
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The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.
He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.
It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.
More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.
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25 Mar 2024
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The rarity of aroace content always baffles me, but this is a diamond in the rough
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Alastor's radio signals go both ways, and for the past few decades he's tuned into the most beautiful voice. What a surprise to find the source in the Happy Hotel right under his nose.
A relationship that grows through music.
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- Part 1 of YDSTM
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A Beginner's Guide to Caring for Eldritch Entities by Gourmet
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
18 Mar 2024
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"At the end of the day, he was fishing to avoid Mumbo. He still wanted to help. Of course he did! But in the days following their last conversation, every time he thought about getting up from the dock and walking over to check on Mumbo, he was seized with so much blind, unfocused panic, that he usually lost time to it. More than once he’d come to with his fishing rod broken in his hands and the sun in a completely different position than he last remembered seeing it.
Frankly, Grian couldn’t figure out what was happening to himself, much less to Mumbo."
AKA grian being a watcher is apparently the worst kept secret on the server. the best kept secret turns out to be whatever mumbo is.
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21 Mar 2024
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i’m not a huge horror person but i love eldritch horror, there is something so special about primal fear in the absence of violence
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Pearl talks to the dungeon, and sometimes it talks back.
(Or: Everybody has their own way of navigating Decked Out 2, and sometimes a little courtesy will get you a long way.)
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12 Feb 2024
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Gem started it, Grian made a game of it--how many stickers can the hermits get on Doc's cyborg arm throughout a season?
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smoking guns (hot to the touch) by fivecenturiesverse
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
15 Jul 2022
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Sure, they've saved the world, but the best part of that really is that it doesn't end there and in a town where everyone thinks he murdered a girl, he's at least got Steve Harrington and Robin Buckley. It's really not his fault he accidentally starts living at Steve's house, he was invited, after all. There's a mystery too, about Barbara Holland and Steve's pool.
“Your boner is digging into me,” says Robin, and Steve snorts a tired sort of laugh.
“I don’t have a —”
“You do, I can feel it. Gross.”
“Okay, but it’s only a little one,” he says in a small voice which sounds like he’s impersonating someone.
“Are you ever going to let that go? I peed a little bit when the Russians got the torture devices out, okay?” She sounds amused, though.
Eddie jolts. “Russian torture devices?”
Robin carries on like she didn’t hear him but Steve catches his eye and he’s grinning. “How do you even have a boner dude? You were definitely having a nightmare I know your twitching means a nightmare… Did you have a boner over Vecna?”
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21 Jan 2024
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Complicated Creation by Elemental
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Sep 2020
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Midoriya Izuku is medically quirkless, not technically homeless, perpetually exhausted and doing his damned best despite it all. He also sees spirits, which might be cool if not for the fact that a) no one else does, b) they really don't like him very much, and c) he's pretty sure the heroes now think he's a villain working for the League.
Aizawa Shota just wants to take down Overhaul, rescue Eri, keep his students alive, get some rest, and find out how this Deku kid knows things he absolutely should not know about his personal life and the Shie Hassaikai case.
Unless Nighteye's right, and the kid really is a villain.
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- Part 1 of sum of all (and by them driven)
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Bookmarked by TheAwkwardOneOut
08 Jan 2024