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Real Househusbands of Ancient Greece by witchlesbian
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
14 Oct 2024
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Odysseus is exasperated, Telemachus is /meant/ to be clueless, Penelope is somehow sane, the gods are fighting for their lives in many senses of the phrase, and Zeus and Poseidon have a custody battle.
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- Part 4 of open arms and open legs
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16 Jan 2025
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The gods have found out about Poseidon’s little mortal encounter, and he’s not too happy about one such god’s newfound interest in his pet.
So, he’s got to send a message.
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- Part 3 of open arms and open legs
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16 Jan 2025
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Modern AU, idk they're in an office, Gideon's dressed up as a slutty secretary as a humiliating punishment. I have no excuses.
2 chapters planned
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09 Jan 2025
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Gideon thinks it would be fun to send Kremy dirty pictures in a meeting, and pays the price.
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Bottom Gideon with pet play 🐷Bookmarked by TheMessThatIs
29 Sep 2024
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Taishen suddenly feels quite embarrassed about being the only virgin among their crew, so decided to try explore himself.
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23 Sep 2024
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Kremy decides to get payback on his dear husband, so let's his sadistic take over.
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A continuation of Dress up, in this fic, Gideon bottoms.Series
- Part 2 of Date nights
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08 Aug 2024
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“I wanna make a deal with you.” Kremy turned to smile at his new friend. “See, I'm somewhat of a con man, a grifter you might say, and sometimes things can get messy, so I want to hire you as a bodyguard of sorts.” Gideon looked up at him after he was done licking his plate clean, with an almost puzzled look.
“Why?"
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A Kremy and Gideon slow burn where Kremy takes notes of important parts of their relationship.Bookmarked by TheMessThatIs
06 Aug 2024
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Gideon want Kremy to get dressed up so he can show him a good time.
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Gideon absolutely ruins Kremy because he finds him wearing his dresses sexy.Series
- Part 1 of Date nights
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06 Aug 2024
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The Devil Wears A Suit and Tie by Toast_Ma_Ghost_Writer
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series)
11 Oct 2023
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What if Kremy's deal with Mr. Garou had gone differently? What if it'd gone terribly, horribly wrong?
**Please take the tags seriously**
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26 Jun 2024
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The After-Party by londonking
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series), Once Upon a Witchlight
15 Apr 2024
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End of "Once Upon a Witchlight - Episode 14: Sashay Away" but smutty.
At the end of the drag show, the four friends have raise the carnival's happiness level so much that Mr. Light's weather vane malfunctions, and everyone get's horny.
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29 May 2024
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Sticks and stones will break my bones, but clown porn will scar me for life by KissAndTellMe for Fruking_awesome
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series)
19 Feb 2024
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28 May 2024
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Irony by AlienNonsense
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
05 Feb 2024
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Future Donnie isn't feeling too well, and a mystic session from Mikey explains why.
And it's very Not Good.
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Bookmarked by littleratman (TheMessThatIs)
06 Feb 2024
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"Aww, you really do look desperate," Stede continued. "You'll be a good boy for your master, though, won't you?" Izzy nodded, and hoped that his Master would see it. "You'll be a good puppy and keep holding it all in, just like I told you to."
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- Part 5 of Golden Waves (AKA The Izzy Pissverse)
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29 Nov 2023
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"The potential is bench pressing us into the wall. And the flick of flames weaving through my teeth, if the hot gum were to slip out, where would we be?" — hot gum, Sofia Isella
It starts simple enough. Ed introduces Izzy to his new boyfriend, Stede.
Steddyhands Week Day Two! Izzy-centric, cheating/secrets/lies!
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- Part 2 of Steddyhands Week 2023
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29 Nov 2023
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Five lessons that Izzy learned the hard way, and one that he didn't.
Lesson 1: Resting When You're Sick
Lesson 2: Positive Reinforcement
Lesson 3: Appreciating Fine Things
Lesson 4: Gentle Touch
Lesson 5: Accepting Love
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Ed had been pacing excitedly up and down their cabin, talking furiously for the better part of twenty minutes, and Stede thought he was just starting to catch his drift. “So you’re saying that you think we should, er, create a new kind of fuckery based on your tricks and my management style, and you think that together, we can make Izzy act like more of a good person?” he said doubtfully.
“Well, I don’t know about good,” Ed said hurriedly. “And I don’t know about person, either. I mean, it is Izzy. But I think we could, you know, domesticate him a bit.”
“Domesticate him?”
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30 Jun 2023
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Here I Am by CatharaFox for phoestiel, Cannibalsnplaid, DovelyOne, AlwaysBeMyBaby
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Black Sails
16 Nov 2022
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Jack and Izzy are going through a rough week thanks to work-related stress. Once it’s over, it’s time to make it up to each other…
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- Part 6 of Strippy Whippies
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22 May 2023
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In which Israel Hands is put into Situations. And then they're solved, usually with Edward & Stede kissing him.
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22 May 2023
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“Come with me,” Jack says—three little words, with such significant meaning. Come with me, he says, like he’s asking for Izzy to barter for a few extra bottles of rum from the trader, or asking if he’s used enough confectioner’s sugar in his shortbread. It doesn’t feel like they’re talking about anything of importance, and yet… in reality, the next words out of Izzy’s mouth will determine the fate of their relationship.
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Stede thinks he knows all there is to know about Ed and Izzy's 'relationship.' Turns out, he hasn't even begun to scratch the surface.
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22 May 2023
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I Should Be Fine (but its all too much) by IWillBeYourPet
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 May 2023
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(Alpha) Edward finds an invitation to a fancy dynamic party and wants to go. (omega) Izzy will do whatever Ed wants to do. (Alpha) Stede is concerned but wants the men he loves to be happy.
Izzy is in to it and wants it, until he really doesn't.
Some hinted angst and hurt/comfort but a super soft Steddyhands fic where they are all deeply in love
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22 May 2023
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Don't Think I Don't Think About It (don't think I don't have regrets) by IWillBeYourPet
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 May 2023
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Alpha Ed sends beta Izzy away before he can challenge Stede to the duel and tells him he thinks Izzy would be happier on another ship, though they both know that's a lie. Ed expects Izzy to just go back to the Queen Anne. He's shocked (and furious) when word comes that Izzy is sailing with an old rival instead. When Ed hears where thier ship is docked he goes, intent on confronting Izzy for the betrayal.
He doesn't expect to find the Alpha Captain dragging along a (now) Omega Izzy, broken and bonded.
Izzy had been bitched to hurt him. The world tilts and all he can feel is rage and guilt.
Blackhand heavy steddyhands
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22 May 2023