19 Bookmarks by ThePirate
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Eleven years ago, a total psychopath walked into a bar, onto a wharf, and all over Captain Shane Hollander’s life. And then he did it again, and again.
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- Part 11 of Medric's Greatest Hits Vol. 1
- Part 1 of Pardon’s Point
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04 Apr 2026
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“Oh my god,” the intruder says, voice coming faster and higher-pitched. “Shane, what the fuck? Oh my god.”
“Eeleeyah, come to my cottage,” Ilya mocks, voice muffled by Shane’s skin. “Don’t go to Russia. Come to my house instead. Is so private. No one will know…we will be completely alone. Together.”
“Oh my god, is that Ilya Rozanov?” the intruder yelps like he's about to start hyperventilating. “Why is Ilya Rozanov half-naked in our kitchen, Shane?”
“Okay, I know how this looks,” Shane tells Ilya, “But I mean, technically, we are still alone. Together.”
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At the cottage, Shane and Ilya meet eighteen year old Shane Hollander. This is really only a surprise for one of them. Everyone handles it as well as can be expected.
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- Part 3 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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- 9,618
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- 1/1
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02 Apr 2026
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good on my own accord by impetuous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
09 Apr 2026
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No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.
Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.
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- Part 1 of #42 Shane Hollander
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- English
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- 103,417
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- 13/?
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01 Apr 2026
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Apogee by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure.
Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, won’t stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him.
or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong man’s hands in exactly the right places.
A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU 🚀
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- English
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- 50,352
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 2,880
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30 Mar 2026
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Je te laisserai des mots by AirgiodSLV
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, This is How You Lose the Time War - Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone
29 Mar 2026
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It’s Hollander’s work. Ilya knows it with one glance. The structure is too orderly, laid out neatly according to plan. There are redundancy loops and opposing threads twisted together for stability. It’s precise, complex, beautiful to witness. It will be a fucking nightmare for Ilya to pick apart.
This is why the time war has lasted so long; why it feels unending. Every action Ilya takes will be countered by a Voyageur. Every one of their moves will be undone in turn.
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This is how you lose the ice war.
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- 6/6
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29 Mar 2026
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The true memory was so close to the scene still hammering behind his eyelids, but it was a hairsbreadth different. Different movements, different luck.
A different outcome.
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Darryl has a nightmare. Spoilers for ep. 66.Series
- Part 9 of Returning
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11 Sep 2021
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Breaking Your Silence by ajaystillblue for ThePirate
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
24 Aug 2022
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Before he could stop himself, he blurted, “Are you dating Glenn?”
It took Grant a second to register the way his dad and Henry looked at each other. It was only a moment of panic, just a glimpse between the two of them, but it was enough.
The weird glances, that night a few weeks ago where they all got hurriedly dumped off at TJ’s house...it all made sense. Grant’s stomach sank.
“Holy shit, you’re both dating Glenn?!”
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- Part 6 of Returning
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I Can't Love You (How You Want Me To) by scamlikelyyy
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
17 Aug 2021
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Glenn has a visitor after the dads escape Book Castle.
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17 Aug 2021
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“God, sorry, this is...it’s stupid to feel this way, it’s just a stupid nickname—”
“It’s not stupid. And you’re not his. You’re not his Hen,” Glenn said. His voice was just a rasp. “You’re mine. Alright?”
Henry closed his eyes. “I want to be,” he whispered.
“Then you are.” Glenn’s hands curled into Henry’s hair. “You’re mine,” he said again.
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- Part 2 of The End of Things
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02 Aug 2021
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Terry Jr. watched the fight against their grandfathers, watched Ron return from unconsciousness to face his father, and watched him be terrorized as a result. He knew that his step-father was trying to be a good parent. He understood, now, why he often failed.
Ron still continued trying, though. He still tried.Or, AU where Ron doesn't continue arguing with Grant for the passenger seat of the minivan
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22 Jul 2021
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Glenn's hands are fucked up like the rest of him is fucked up. He needs more help than he can ask for; lucky for him, he doesn't have to ask. The dads navigate it together.
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- Part 8 of Returning
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- 33/33
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23 Jun 2021
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With the Castle Ravenloft battle taking a turn for the worse, Darryl uses Ancestral Guidance to call upon a higher authority over Willy.
Or, Stud Stampler and the rest of the Blue Planet crew enter the game, and Stud has to face the reality that Willy only grew worse after the events in At the Mountains of Dadness.Bookmarked by ThePirate
20 Jun 2021
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"Kill Your Father Energy Drink": Because You Know He Isn't Making It to the End of the Podcast Alive, Ron by OddKid42
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
15 May 2021
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LET YOUR DAD DIE ENERGY DRINK: ALL THE ENERGY OF NOT TRYING TO STAND BETWEEN YOUR FATHER AND THE GRAVE
“I’m so sorry,” Ron blurts out, and he wants him to understand. He wants him to understand it wasn’t intentional, that he had tried to reach for him on the lake but was too late.
(A Ron & Willy-centric achronological fic using selected sections of Daniel Lavery and Cecilia Corrigan's "Let Your Father Die Energy Drink" prose in which Ron gradually accepts that Willy was a terrible father.)Bookmarked by ThePirate
16 May 2021
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and i don't care if you don't want me (i'm yours anyhow) by shaekspeares
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Feb 2020
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Warlock Dowling goes to Cambridge as step one of his long-term rebellion, expecting bad weather and bad teeth and maybe some repressed childhood memories of England to haunt him along the way. What he does not expect is Adam Young.
(The Antichrist-that-wasn't reveal is kind of a shocker, too, he guesses. The fact Nanny was a demon is less so.)
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- Part 1 of Good Omens verse
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- English
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- 47,057
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- 4/4
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16 May 2021
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Carolyn has a clever business model for MJN Air that will take advantage of the reintegration of Partially Deceased Syndrome sufferers back into society. Douglas has regrets. Arthur has his usual cheerful lookout on life... and Martin? Has issues. And really, really needs a job.
An AU Cabin Pressure fusion with In The Flesh, starting from before the inception of MJN.
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30 Nov 2014
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Crown of Thorns [The Walls, the Wainscot, and the Mouse] ’Verse by irisbleufic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2019
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“D’you realize,” [Crowley] said, “that we never tire of things humans get bored with on the regular?”
Aziraphale shrugged, lazily basking. “I’ve always assumed it’s that we don’t tire of each other.”
[FINALLY COMPLETE! #75 added 14 February 2019; ran from 10/1/05 - 2/14/19. My love to GO fandom, always.]
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- Part 1 of CoT ’Verse (& Extended Environs)
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- Chapters:
- 75/75
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01 Aug 2014
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Sherlock: Give Me A Label (I'll Make Confetti) by IBegToDreamAndDiffer
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
09 Apr 2015
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Gregory Lestrade is the local badboy. He drinks, he smokes, he has sex, but that's what a lot of seventeen-year-old boys do. Not Mycroft Holmes, of course; that posh git wouldn't know what to do with a bloke. That's what Greg thinks until he sees a new side of Mycroft, and every label he's ever used is torn down in seconds.
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- Language:
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- 374,571
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- 105/105
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15 Apr 2013
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If Lost or Stranded, Please Contact Carl at Fitton ATC by fractionallyfoxtrot
Fandoms: Cabin Pressure
23 Aug 2012
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In addition to Carl's typical duties as an air traffic controller, he also fields all questions, comments, and complaints about Fitton's own MJN Air.
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18 Dec 2012
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on the meme. The students Martin lives with have a list of rules for caring for the pilot in the attic.
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01 Dec 2012