Unfunnyguyinyourwalls23
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But Don't Look Back in Anger (I Heard You Say) by Unfunnyguyinyourwalls23
Fandoms: The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson)
11 Apr 2026
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If you asked Finney how long he thought he was in the basement, he would have told you a week at most. Imagine his surprise when they told him he was there for over a month.
Or,
Finney has Dissociative Amnesia :)
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Readjustment by Unfunnyguyinyourwalls23
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Mar 2026
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"It felt like one minute he was fighting, desperately clawing for his life, and the next he was wrapped in a blanket, being carted away in an ambulance to the nearest hospital."
Or,
During the events of the Training Camp arc, Izuku is kidnapped alongside Bakugou. This has... different results than originally expected
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I remember you (you’re the one who said ‘I love you too’) by Unfunnyguyinyourwalls23
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
24 Nov 2025
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“It goes like this…Naruto Uzumaki has not had an easy life by any means.”
Or,
Naruto was not raised to feel whole. And neither was the beast that lived in the sewers beneath his skin.
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Carl gets brutally raped and has to deal with the aftermath
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Google, how do i pick up my long lost child from school? by Unfunnyguyinyourwalls23
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Jun 2024
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“Hello, can I help you, sir?”
“Oh- yes. I am here to dismiss- uh”… “uh- Izuku Midoriya?”
Or,
Afo tries and fails to pick his kid up from school
Recent bookmarks
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The Ones We Trust by allthewordsofafeather
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
15 Jan 2025
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“It will do anything you want,” Zemo says.
And that one line is all it takes for Bucky to let himself drown.****
What if Bucky loses himself in Madripoor?
An exploration of how things might've gone differently because of one little word.
Zemo is a little shit (with feelings), Bucky is at his every beck and call (without choice), Sam is So Very Done (with the situation at large)
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The Alternate Handler by 16woodsequ
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
07 Oct 2020
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The Asset wakes up from cryofreeze to find that Hydra has a new handler for him. Little does he know that Handler-Rogers has an agenda of his own.
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- Part 2 of Alternative Timeline
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 217,629
- Chapters:
- 40/40
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 2,146
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- 2,020
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by Unfunnyguyinyourwalls23
08 Sep 2026
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Metal Skin by nowhere_blake
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
15 Jan 2024
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He shrugs again. ‘It’s not on my record. Have Protestant on my dog tags in case of capture. It was what we did,’ he says, more offhand than he feels, and he’s not sure if that’s a lie or not. It was certainly what he did. But he doesn’t have it in himself to feel cowardly about it anymore. He was trying to get home to Steve. He knows he would make the same choice over and over again if he had to.
OR Bucky lies about his next of kin for his dog tags, and things kind of spiral from there.
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The Worst Day of the Year by Altb00kn3rd
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
28 Aug 2026
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Peter Parker hates his birthday, after he lost everyone it seemed stupid to celebrate the start of his life. Two problems with that, #1 there are so many reminders, #2 Birthdays happen every year.
AKA The four birthdays between No Way Home and Brand New Day.
Bookmarked by Unfunnyguyinyourwalls23
28 Aug 2026
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The Parker Curse (and chili) by DumbestofAsses
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Punisher (TV 2017)
27 Aug 2026
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“You know,” Frank swished some whiskey around in his glass, “If my son had survived, he’d be around your ag–-”
“Cough- hurk-” Spider-man choked, a bean being flung out of his mouth as he coughed with a disgusting mass of saliva- spider saliva?
“Dude, don’t say that!”
“Say what?”
“Anything vaguely parental,” Spider-man stared at him uncharacteristically seriously, “I’ve been orphaned five times you can’t say that stuff man— they’ll get you.”
Frank slowly chewed his chilli, “National defence?”
Is he going to have to up his defence?
“Worse,” Spider-man looked genuinely distressed as he leaned further into Frank’s personal space, “The Parker curse.”
Series
Bookmarked by Unfunnyguyinyourwalls23
28 Aug 2026
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Bookmarker's Notes
Mamdani will return in avengers: doomsday