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I Was Cornered by the School Bully, But it Turns Out He's—?! by smellslikecitrus
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 May 2026
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From twitter prompt via @mang0sliced: "shencest is just that meme where shen yuan is being cornered by his bully and he sends one last text to his minecraft girlfriend and shen jiu's phone vibrates"
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“You’re Xiu Ya!” Shen Yuan says again, because he’s dumb. He’s so stupid. Did he get catfished? No, beyond that, did he just tell Shen Jiu that he loved him?!“Stop!” Shen Jiu commands, his voice breaking on the word. Then he flushes even further and Shen Yuan sees a flash of teary eyes before Shen Jiu is running away. Literally sprinting down the hallway, full-tilt, no regard to the newly-waxed floors or Shen Yuan’s poor stamina.
“Wait!” he yells, and gives chase.
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18 May 2026
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en morceaux, une totalité by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandom Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
24 Oct 2025
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- 3
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12 Apr 2026
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Hedonist that he is, Lestat has never particularly cared to be held to the constraints of a schedule. Louis may enjoy the routine and predictability of something as prosaic as the requirements of managing a business–one of his many little idiosyncrasies that Lestat simultaneously enjoys and is frequently irritated by–but for him? Non. He can enjoy the artistry of a well-planned ball or the satisfaction of a business deal well-struck, but he’s always enjoyed the freedom of not quite knowing what’s coming next. In a long, long life, it’s far too easy to fall into a rut and find oneself constrained to it for decades before noticing.
Even with his taste for surprise, however, Louis holding out a tiny, sooty, sniffling child is a shock he is not best pleased by.
He flicks his eyes up from the big-eyed, dripping moppet, raising a brow and feeling his lip curl slightly in distaste. The child reeks of smoke and fear and God only knows what else.
“Put it back,” he says flatly.
(AU based on the idea of Louis finding Claudia at the age of five like in the book but raising her until she's old enough to be changed) (marked complete because each chapter can stand alone but will be updated)
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- Part 1 of en morceaux, une totalité
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- English
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- 150,924
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- 20/20
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12 Apr 2026
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The Untamed Belluine Cultivator by BlackFoy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Mar 2026
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Belluine adjective
1. Beastly; pertaining to or characteristic of beasts; brutal: as, “animal and belluine life,”
2. Of, pertaining to, or characteristic of beasts; bestial; brutal; animal.Shen Jiu is trapped, injured, and basically feral after ending up in the Endless Abyss. Heavenly Demon Shen Yuan is used to dealing with frightened, injured beasts. How different could a savage cultivator be?
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- Part 1 of Belluine Cultivators
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- English
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- 79,647
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- 27/27
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21 Jan 2026
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08 Oct 2023
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The Return Of Superman by kummibear
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Aug 2020
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An all time low in crime rate causes Endeavor to fall in the Hero ranking in an alarming pace, and somehow the Hero finds himself being forced by his PR team to take on a variety show appearance - one that is centered around the Todoroki family. When his distanced family is suddenly back at the forefront of his life, he is slowly forced to realize that rankings were really never enough.
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A Todoroki Enji character study where he realizes his wrongdoings much, much earlier. Set around eleven years earlier from the start of MHA.
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- Part 1 of Returning Home
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- English
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- 149,680
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- 26/26
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- 16
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14 Nov 2021
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Instead of dying- like he would prefer to- Kakashi was thrown into the past. Armed with the knowledge of a future that was hopefully gone by now, Kakashi began to lay a fool proof plan.
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Kakashi smacked Obito with flowers, cried a bit, employed Naruto’s patented Talk no Jutsu and made Obito miss his grandma enough to save the world.
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- 2,390
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- 1/1
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- 6
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01 Nov 2021
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Getting grabbed around the ankle at the last second by a screaming Uncle Vernon? Not great.
Kicking Vernon in the face while Fred shouted, “Floor it!”, thus resulting in the Dursley patriarch falling out a window?
Genuinely a top 10 moment in Harry’s life.
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After dying and being thrown back into his 11 year-old body with limited access to his memories from his past life, Harry's had to get by with only his ever-present sense of deja-vu to keep him from making the same choices (and mistakes) as he did before. But now that he's more connected than ever with his sixth-sense, the barriers that kept his past from him are breaking down. Dreams and visions are bombarding him more frequently, and just in time. The Chamber of Secrets has been opened, and as his deja-vu brain keeps saying, "It's not happening like it did last time."Series
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- 11/11
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13 Aug 2021
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(Princess Mononoke!AU)
The world has nine gods, locked away in human prisons. Kurama manages to free himself, and when he escapes he takes a child with him. Naruto was raised by forest spirits, but he’s still mostly human, and that’s what drives him to save a wounded jounin he finds in the forest. It’s one moment of kindness that might just right the world.
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- 12,647
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- 1/1
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- 117
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12 Aug 2021
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Canon Divergence where Naruto and Sasuke decide to stick together as orphaned kids and build from there.
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- 129,358
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- 5
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12 Aug 2021
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To have and to hold, 'til death do us part.
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- English
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- 1/1
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11 Aug 2021
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11 Aug 2021
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On the way back from a mission, Tobirama comes across an Uchiha child in need and risks it all to help him.
Or: sometimes all it takes to find peace is a little altruism from your worst enemy.
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09 Aug 2021
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Before his death, Tobirama set up a safe-guard for the village. If any suspicious movement were to happen with the Uchiha clan's chakra, he would be pulled back to life. So here he was, ready to put the clan back in it's place once more.
Come to find, it wasn't the Uchiha who needed their asses handed to them. He finds out soon enough that apparently his seal counts 'All but three Uchiha dying' as a good enough reason to revive him.
If someone had told him that his scroll was going to bring him back to life so that he could babysit a six-year-old Uchiha child and play tug-a-war over village responsibilities with a half-dead Uchiha sapling, maybe he wouldn't have crafted it after all.
Unfortunately, it was too late to brood on now.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 242,820
- Chapters:
- 97/97
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02 Aug 2021
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me wa kokoro no kagami; the eyes are the window to the soul by BoyGirlBothNoneImTheUniverse
Fandoms: Naruto
31 Jul 2020
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"We're going to send someone back," Naruto said with confidence, his voice holding strong at their incredulous looks. "Far enough back that we can change things."
"Send someone back?" Kakashi asked, bewildered.
"Time travel?" Sasuke asked, just as shocked. Surely that hadn't been what Naruto meant?
Naruto nodded enthusiastically, a blinding grin gracing his face, making it into a once more familiar sight. "Time travel!"
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- Part 1 of kishikaisei
- Part 23 of Naruto Time Travel AUs
- Part 48 of Naruto Fics
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- English
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- 50,033
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 10
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01 Aug 2021
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"First there was ice, frost, and fog," Sasuke recites. "Above, a cold void. Below, a fire. And in between, a demon."
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- Part 3 of Sharingan Rising
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 222,117
- Chapters:
- 11/20
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- 24
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- 2,269
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29 Jul 2021
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Dark Matter by mysterycyclone
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jun 2024
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The last thing Peter sees is Tony's horrified, heartbroken expression leaning over him. The guilt in his eyes is almost worse than the burning pain that's taking Peter apart piece by piece. The world starts to go dark.
There's a flash of gold and green. For one moment, he finds himself standing amongst the Guardians and others. And then darkness again. It feels like blinking; an extended period of nothingness that ends as abruptly as it begins. One moment there’s nothing, the next there’s light.
“Easy,” a woman says. Her words are gentle, and carry a slight accent that he can’t place. "I'm called Wonder Woman. What's your name?"
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- Part 1 of Dark Matter Multiverse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 241,043
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- 46/46
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- 101
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26 Jul 2021
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"They're dead," Sasuke cries, his tears soaking into Itachi's vest. "Nii-san, they're all dead..."
Itachi wraps his arms around his trembling brother, holding him close. He presses his lips against Sasuke's hair, rests his chin on the top of his head.
He doesn't cry. He hasn't cried since he was four.
AU. The Uchiha Massacre still happens, but not by Itachi's hand. Itachi stays in Konoha, and Sasuke grows up with his brother at his side.
[NOW BEING REWRITTEN. SEE MY PROFILE FOR THE NEW VERSION.}
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- 62,252
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- 10/20
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- 2
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26 Jul 2021
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if you run fast enough by silvyri
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 May 2019
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Peter probably shouldn't be falling asleep on Deadpool, but after the Merc with a Mouth saves him from being abducted by two dick Alphas, he doesn't try as hard as he should to not.
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- Words:
- 60,615
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 28
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- 1,462
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- 27,633
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25 Jul 2021
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In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders.
“Ok. That is definitely different.”
In his head he blames Naruto – even if his number one unpredictable student had been nowhere near him on this mission. When things go this stupidly impossibly wrong it must somehow be the future Hokage’s fault.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,202
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 44
- Comments:
- 648
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24 Jul 2021