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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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- English
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- 250,249
- Chapters:
- 30/30
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- 10
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05 Jan 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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- English
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- 195,969
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- 21/21
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- 7,350
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27 May 2024
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When an underground power stirs in France and threatens the fragile post-war balance in England, Draco steps into a seat of power to which he is the heir by birthright, determined to protect his family. Intent on justice, Hermione volunteers for the role of his partner and adviser, neither of them aware of the ancient and twisted web of chaos they're about to walk into.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 214,617
- Chapters:
- 57/57
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- 20
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- 2,364
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- 4,708
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19 Feb 2024
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- English
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- 313,288
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- 8/?
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- 261
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24 Sep 2023
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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- English
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- 199,548
- Chapters:
- 36/36
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- 208
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- 13,111
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29 Aug 2023
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“This grand quest you’re on,” Agust says lazily, “is this what you want to be doing?”
“What do you think?” Seokjin grumbles, meeting Agust’s gaze over the flames.
“Pretty prince trapped in his fancy castle. You probably dreamed of this, didn’t you?” Agust grins at him, slow and cocky. “A taste of freedom now, of something you couldn’t have before.”
“I still can’t have it,” Seokjin says immediately, because that freedom will never be his. “I’m only here because I have to be.”
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When his betrothed is kidnapped, it’s Prince Seokjin’s duty to set out on a journey to find him. But the road is not as easy as Seokjin expects, and a traveling companion in the form of a gruff rapscallion, has him thinking about something other than duty and honor for once.
- Language:
- English
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- 81,311
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 337
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- 1,411
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- 465
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29 May 2023
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Draco thought he could avoid Potter for the duration of his brief return to England. He’d stick to his schedule and be back home in Paris, where he belonged, in a few short months. No trouble at all. He had plenty to occupy him, what with the opening of the London branch of his successful apothecary, his innovative research, drinks with Pansy, a backlog of unread potions periodicals.
Except Head Auror Potter is everywhere — in Draco's chair, at his door, in his dreams. All six feet of motorbike-riding, combat-boot-wearing, sex-hair-sporting Saviour of the World packed into one unfairly fetching uniform. Potter won’t leave Draco the bloody hell alone, won’t let him breathe, let him forget, let him sleep.
Because no matter how fast Draco Malfoy runs, Harry Potter is always hot on his heels.
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- English
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- 135,588
- Chapters:
- 18/18
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- 1
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- 836
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28 Dec 2022
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He was glad his mother had left him alone because him talking to a cat might push her to start strongly suggesting that he visit a mind healer again. Shrugging his shoulders Draco decided to embrace the madness. There were worse things than attributing human emotions and behaviors to random black alley cats.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,039
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 570
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- 5,319
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- 1,247
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- 96,059
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24 Dec 2022
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13 years after the war, Professor Potter and the other teachers finally get the hint and realise that Hogwarts is not exactly a safe place for students. The Ministry sends a specialist to purge the castle from all Dark Magic. And of course, it just had to be Malfoy.
- Language:
- English
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- 34,989
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 391
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- 5,506
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- 1,221
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19 Jan 2022
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Centuries ago, marriage contracts were the norm — ready-made alliances between families, expected and complied with, without complaint. But norms have a way of changing, and when a long-dormant contract flares to life, Harry has to navigate an unexpected splintering of the path he'd thought would be easy after the war... with Draco Malfoy.
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- English
- Words:
- 77,777
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,481
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- 18,694
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- 6,103
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- 469,004
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15 Jan 2022
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How Does Distance Look? by stark_burnt_heart for alienstereotype
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
14 Jul 2021
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Lofi Beats To Fall In Love To
When Namjoon finds a soundcloud artist named Gloss he doesn’t expect to also find the love of his life. A love story through shared music and midnight twitter DMs.
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15 Aug 2021
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Yoongi has always been weak. He's never been good at saying no to pretty.
It's gotten him in so much trouble before.
And when Jungkook kisses him, Yoongi tastes it, behind the peach-sweet of Jungkook's lips. Jungkook tastes like trouble.
Yoongi is in serious trouble.
Yoongi learns to love again but is nearly too late.Bookmarked by Whithered
27 Nov 2020
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Jimin has always been fond of his hyung Hoseok. They're best friends and brothers and they have no boundaries or secrets between them. But one day during a photoshoot, Jimin is rattled as Hoseok transforms all at once into a man who's a stranger to him. A desirable, dark-eyed, powerful stranger. All day he tries to forget the look they shared and the feelings it elicited...but that night he finds himself at Hoseok's door, hoping his hyung-stranger will help him understand what's happening between them and why Jimin suddenly wants things that he's never even thought about before. Hoseok is eager to help--until he starts to feel guilty that he isn't acting like a good hyung should and that maybe it's a bad idea for his dongsaeng to be getting into something so complicated and dangerous with a man who isn't sure he can trust himself to be careful anymore.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 234,933
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Comments:
- 532
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- 791
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- 162
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22 Jun 2020
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Namjoon's child's teacher is too young and too attractive.
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- Part 1 of Domestic Bliss
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23 Dec 2019
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Sacrificed by his village, Namjoon is sure he is to become dragon's dinner. The dragon had other ideas.
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- English
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- 23,198
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 233
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- 4,332
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24 Nov 2019
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He was the last person Namjoon expected to hear from - thought he was dreaming when he saw the email in his work inbox. It was short and simple, typical Hoseok. Just: We saw what happened. We’re so sorry. If you need get away for awhile, you’re always welcome to come stay with us - JH. He wonders now if Hoseok was surprised when he said yes. If Hoseok only extended the invitation because he didn’t think Namjoon would actually come.
(Or: Namjoon chose a solo career and left Yoongi and Hoseok behind. Seven years later, after being outed by a Korean tabloid, he ends up on their couch in Queens, trying to face an uncertain future. And confront feelings that have persisted for nearly a decade.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 60,289
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 1,035
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21 Nov 2019
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Jimin likes his new street, his new apartment and his new flower shop. Business is picking up, his days are filled with sunshine and delicious muffins, and it seems as though, overall, he has nothing to worry about.
Except that, well. His new neighbors seem to be a little strange.
Which is okay, since Jimin is a little strange, too.
(A flower shop/tattoo AU, with a twist.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 133,223
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Collections:
- 31
- Comments:
- 2,721
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- 21,287
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- 7,733
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- 483,496
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22 Jun 2019
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'Cause I'll Be In Love Maze by KookieGotMeOnASugaHigh
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
31 May 2019
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Jungkook struggled to find a job because he was an Omega. He knew he could score a good job with his skills, and was frustrated no one would take him seriously. He didn’t want to give up his independence, to mate with an Alpha or join a pack in order to be supported by others, and for that he needed a job.
Enter BigHit, BigHit's CEO Kim Namjoon, and through him, a pack of six men he can't resist.Spanish Translation here
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 142,309
- Chapters:
- 31/31
- Collections:
- 25
- Comments:
- 2,888
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- 13,444
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- 384,977
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14 Jun 2019
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For as long as anyone can remember the Min pack and the Park pack have been at odds. After years of a rivalry that is doing both packs more harm than good they decide to try and solve the problem, by pairing up Park Jimin and Min Yoongi to become mates.
With all the stress of the pack's future on their backs, and the constant feeling of being the center of attention - will Jimin and Yoongi be able to come together and make things work?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 59,864
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 231
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- 2,453
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- 538
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- 63,345
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15 May 2019
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from twitter au idea : [seat neighbor airplane au, omega yoongi is so fucking attracted to his seat neighbor's smell that he accidentally starts leaking and alpha joon is like 0_0 "you um... you - your smell? i think you..." to which yoongi promptly replies "fuck, oh my god"]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,608
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 338
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- 15,116
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- 217,403
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31 Mar 2019