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Chemistry by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jul 2023
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Aziraphale and Crowley have been living among humans for 6000 years, but there have always been parts of the human experience they've chosen to avoid (like allergies, head colds, and having to use the loo).
They've also never let hormones get in the way of making rational decisions, because they didn't have any hormones to speak of.
That's all about to change.
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28 May 2026
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We'll Meet Again, One Sunny Day by MetalMiez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 May 2026
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⚠️GO3 Spoilers ahead⚠️
In the Garden Bookshop, just at the edge of Nothing, the Tree of Life waits patiently for the two beings that hold the new universe together. After every shared human life, they meet just underneath its leaves, and share time to reminisce.
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A way to cope with a devastating yet beautifully philosophical ending, gifting our ineffable husbands all the human lifetimes they'll share until eternity.
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20 May 2026
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afterimage: a usually visual sensation occurring after stimulation by its external cause has ceased; a lasting memory or mental image of something
Asa and Anthony meet in their fifties. Over the next twenty years, they navigate what it means to be in an older romance, a queer romance…
And potentially, a romance full of déjà vu about their past lives.
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18 May 2026
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How My Light is Spent by Azira_Amane
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Apr 2020
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Navigating the dating world when you can't see it can be tricky. For Crowley, that was never a problem; he's usually too busy to contemplate a relationship. The same goes for Aziraphale, though he doesn't have Crowley's excuse - he just isn't really all that much into people as a whole.
One chance meeting on Crowley's usual route home changes all that.
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14 May 2026
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Aziraphale does a temptation for Crowley. Crowley gets jealous.
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14 May 2026
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Vignettes from their first winter holiday together.
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14 May 2026
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Cranking Up The Heat by vavoom_sorted_art
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 May 2024
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The equivalent of that hot wings challenge, but with porn.
These are not meant to be strictly chronological, but follow a rough chronological order with some chapters following directly after one another and others skipping over parts to keep the pace up and the heat rising!
Best viewed in "Entire Work" mode!Say hello to me on Tumblr!
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23 Apr 2026
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But you want to... by TawnyOwl95 for TheScholarlyStrumpet (equipoise)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
17 Sep 2025
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Crowley is fed up of working on Saturdays. Aziraphale is just fed up.
They both find some relief.
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19 Apr 2026
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“That’s the point, Crowley!” Aziraphale snapped. “I’ve never done this before. I couldn’t. They kept track of what we did with our corporations, and I’m sure Hell doesn’t care, but Heaven was very much clear that angels are not supposed to indulge in sex.”
Crowley didn’t know how to respond to that. He tried to start several sentences at once, producing an array of incoherent sounds that made no sense at all. When he finally regained control over his tongue, he asked, “Not once? In six thousand years?”
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18 Mar 2026
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Take Me to Church by firenzia
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Aug 2022
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Wherein Crowley spends a long, leisurely morning showing Aziraphale just how much he loves him.
After six thousand years of hiding his heart, of fearing he had lost him over and over again, he was finally fucking done. He didn't want to exercise restraint. He wanted to treat Aziraphale like the absolute goddamn miracle he was, to let time slip gently away while he gave him everything he desired.
Sundays were meant for worship, after all.
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12 Mar 2026
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Sleep Training by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 May 2021
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Crowley settled himself a little deeper in his chair, smoothing his skirt. “Lie still now. Close your eyes.” He tilted his own head back and demonstrated.
Warlock flipped to his belly. The blankets were in a heap at his feet, the little blue pyjamas printed with anthropomorphic steam engines rucked up around his knees. “I tried to close my eyes. But they won’t stay closed!”
“Well, when they open, just close them again.”
Warlock squinted his eyes shut dramatically to show willing, but opened them again with a loud, put-upon sigh under a minute later. “I just can’t. Nanny… why can’t I see my eyes?”
Crowley was understanding God’s firm no questions, “because-I-said-so” stance more clearly by the minute.
Two times Crowley put someone he loved to bed, told in parallel.
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22 Feb 2026
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Logophilia by CopperBeech, Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Apr 2022
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It turns out Crowley likes really big words. A lot.
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- Part 5 of Naughty Bits
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20 Feb 2026
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Collision Avoidance by Twilightcitysky for Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Jan 2023
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Aziraphale makes some unauthorized modifications to the Bentley in the name of safety.
They drove in strained silence until the satellite map software helpfully asked, in a robotic voice, if it could direct them to the nearest petrol station.
Crowley turned and gave Aziraphale a wordless, venomous look.
“Now you can’t tell me on-board navigation wouldn’t have been helpful when we were trying to find our way to Tadfield,” Aziraphale said.
They merged onto the A3. Aziraphale tried again. “What’s wrong with taking a few precautionary measures?”
“It’s my car.” Crowley leaned on the gas pedal, but their acceleration had ceased with the arrow on the tick-mark corresponding to seventy-eight. Crowley snarled and shook the steering wheel. “Aziraphale!”
The speed limiter had probably been a step too far.
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20 Feb 2026
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Autonomia by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 May 2022
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After the end-of-the-world that wasn't, Aziraphale is in a brand new body... for the very first time.
___Aziraphale's tongue was all tied up, and although words had come easily to him all his life, he felt in that moment he’d never said a single one that mattered. He’d nattered about good and evil, books and plays and wars and righteousness, gorillas and whales and all manner of irreverent things, but he’d never told anyone that he—
“I love you,” he blurted out. Ah, that hadn’t been so hard after all. “I love you, and I’d be very grateful if you’d bugger me into next week, if you’re willing, I’ve waited ages and it would help me feel ever so much more settled in my skin.” Oh dear. The new body needed some work on impulse control.
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20 Feb 2026
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Aziraphale and Crowley have moved to their shared cottage in South Downs but they still have some things to unpack, both literally and figuratively. When Crowley finds something interesting from the endless piles of moving boxes, it leads to surprising consequences for both of them.
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18 Feb 2026
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Heaven Surveillance Department: File 1457B
aka the greatest love story ever told
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27 Jan 2026
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Crowley teaches Aziraphale the most pleasurable way to get his true form out onto the earthly plane.
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01 Nov 2025
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“Read my mind.” Crowley repeated, more and more convinced this was the best idea he’d had in a decade. “I can’t—I don’t know how to ask. But you can see for yourself, can’t you?”
“Technically speaking, yes.” Aziraphale replied, and Crowley could tell his request was about to be turned down. “But I wouldn’t do that to you, it feels so terribly intrusive, and I—”
“Please.” He begged, the word bitter on his tongue. “Aziraphale. It’s been—too long, since I last had the option to ask for—anything. I don’t—I can’t.”🖤
Crowley is aware he's always the one doing things for Aziraphale - but when Aziraphale decides to reciprocate, how can he even begin to ask him for what he wants, when he has forgotten how to ask at all?
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27 Oct 2025
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“Actually, the fact that it’s forbidden is a point in its favour. I intend to make the absolute most of my newfound freedom.” Aziraphale blinks, and Crowley could swear he saw something wicked surface and disappear in those pale blue eyes of his. “Dearest, you can close your mouth now. You look quite like a fish out of water.”
Crowley does close his mouth. “I—you—I just—I was not expecting you to agree so quickly.”
Aziraphale steps closer to him, putting a hand on his cheek. “Why would I ever deny you something you want?” Crowley decides to be gracious and not point out Aziraphale has a long history of doing exactly that. But that was before. This is now.
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Crowley asks Aziraphale to use his angelic powers on him in bed.
Of course, because this is Crowley, he does not realize he’s in way over his head until it’s too late.- Language:
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26 Oct 2025
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shine upon your pillow by Golswia, NaroMoreau for cheerios_and_wine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
19 Oct 2023
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Aziraphale has lived with Crowley for a year, watching him tumble from partner to partner. Inconvenient thing to have fallen for his flatmate, who has absolutely no wish to settle with anyone.
Perhaps it's time to move on... if the night allows.
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15 Oct 2025