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Art of Ethan Nestor and Markiplier from the camping series from the Unus Annus YouTube channel



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    Fics for Febuwhump 2025 centered around my latest fixation, Batfam (plus a little bit of Supersons).

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    loosely connected Karlnap moments where Karl isn't always the best influence

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    Non-connected character studies, based off the lyrics of Polaroid by Imagine Dragons.

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    Lance is the blue paladin. The Galra realize this before he does.

    or alternatively, all of the literal fluff (like stuffed animal stuffing) and none of the figurative fluff.

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    Some things I wrote for Platonic VLD Week. All of them are stand alone and most are just little fluffy things with not much going on. I figured it was a good chance to test out the waters for this fandom and try writing to some prompts.

    Dream, Seam is also technically apart of this series but because it's so different length-wise and tone-wise, I have it listed separately.

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    “No Kryptonite,” Jon assures him. No Kryptonite otherwise I would be dead right now. “And I’m not hurt. I just… I don’t like volcanos.”

    Damian stares flatly at him. He pulls his hands back and Jon finds himself already missing the warmth. (Which is stupid. They’re literally standing on a pit of lava.)

    “You don’t like volcanos?” he echoes flatly.

    “Yeah, they’re, um, not my thing.”

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    25 Oct 2025

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    “We welcome you,” the cultist is saying, breathlessly. “To the mortal realm, oh father of Chaos-”

    Bernard slowly raises his head, meets the cultist’s gaze, and he stutters to a stop. Tim’s breath catches, because Bernard smiles, manic and benevolent and totally devoid of humanity.

    The cultist, shaking with excitement or awe, bows his head. Bernard floats down, and reaches to delicately touch the side of the mask, cupping his face.

    “Stupid animal,” he says, kindly, “Why would I thank you for this?”

    The cultist starts to raise his head, confused.

    It’s not Bernard, says Tim’s brain, even though he already knew that, even though he was putting the pieces together the minute the knife flashed down, even though he shoved the knowledge away because it was unbearable to consider, it’s not Bernard, and it’s only that thought that keeps him from fumbling when vines explode from the cultist’s eyeball.

    At the ritual altar, Bernard gets possessed by Dionysus. Nobody liked that.

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    29 Aug 2025

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    Mark pushes and his friends push back.

    In which Mark is being abused by his father and can only watch as it burns bridges like acid.

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    20 Jul 2025

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    It was a Thursday afternoon at the end of March, and Bruce Wayne met Clark Kent in the way enterprising billionaires tended to meet investigative reporters: Through an interview.
    Kent had posture like cooked spaghetti and wore his plaid like the strangest camouflage in history.

    Bruce was less than impressed.

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    12 Jul 2025

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    “What do you want, my son?” Talia asked him. “What do you truly want?”

    And when Jason pushed aside his obsession with Bruce, the answer was so clear. He knew exactly what he wanted. He knew what he’d always wanted, ever since he was that little street rat who spent money he needed for food on making himself look clean. Because he’d needed to look clean and presentable to get into the public libraries. Because they wouldn’t have let a dirty homeless kid touch the books.

    “I want to go to college.”

    And Talia had made that happen for him.

    (AU where, at the end of his League of Assassins training, Jason decides to go to Metropolis for college instead of going back to Gotham for revenge. Things spiral from there. The title is so sarcastic by the way. There’s nothing regular about Jason Todd.)

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    22 Jun 2025