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Sirius Black flees his wedding, still in his tuxedo, minutes before walking down the aisle. He doesn't think. He just drives. Until he sees a hitchhiker limping down the road with frayed bell bottom blue jeans, a graffitied wooden cane, and a sarcastic goddam mouth. He's heading west to seek his fortune in California and needs a ride. Sirius has a car and lots to run from. When you ain't got nothin, you got nothin to lose.
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15 Jan 2026
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September 1982
The war is over. Voldemort was defeated on October 31, 1981. Regulus Black discovered Voldemort’s horcruxes and informed the Order of the Phoenix, which destroyed them. When Voldemort arrived on Halloween to kill baby Harry, the Order was standing by, ready to kill him first.
Almost a year later, the Marauders and their friends are rebuilding their lives.
Everything is going well for Sirius Black.
Everything but love.OR
Sirius Black is great at sex but shit at relationships. Remus Lupin is an amazing boyfriend, but not so great at sex. Could these best friends learn from each other? Platonically, of course.Series
- Part 1 of Language Lessons
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- English
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- 149,620
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- 17/17
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12 Jan 2026
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through the gaps of sunlight by grumposaur, tempus_fugit_and_all_that
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jan 2024
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Summer, 1860. At the tail end of a rather uneventful season, the town of Godric’s Hollow is stirred into frenzy by the long-awaited return of one of their own…
After five years away, Remus comes home. And Sirius is engaged to someone else.
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A Victorian Wolfstar AU featuring sprawling country estates, ballroom dancing, a hatbox full of unsent letters, and a Sirius and Remus who will do anything but admit they aren’t done with each other yet.
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- English
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- 47,796
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- 7/7
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09 Jan 2026
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Remus is sensitive to changing tides, a part of the moon always with him, and Black is like the sea. He can smell it on him, the way his magic builds up and crackles about the fingertips.
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A werewolf, a convict, and a riddle.
(Featuring remus john lupin's indefatigable pining in the most easily fatigable body you have ever had the pleasure of knowing)
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- 3/3
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07 Jan 2026
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The Proctor House was a wide-fronted timber saltbox: the oldest one in the village, Remus always said, although that never made much sense to Sirius because such a house would have needed four, maybe five men to build it, and the village was too far from the towns for the builders to have come here and left again at the end of each day, so it stood to reason that other houses must have existed first, if only to provide the builders with shelter whilst they worked on the Proctor House. Regardless, Remus thought it was the oldest, and Sirius had always known Remus was much cleverer than he, so it must have been the oldest.
Sirius and Remus in a village, in the past, picking apples and falling in love and falling apart, together.
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29 Dec 2025
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The Archive of a Full-Time Grocery Stocker by VerminWorship
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jan 2026
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“Please, I was just trying to—” Remus starts again.
“—and I just got custody of him not that long ago and we’re fucking trying, alright? Also, he’s deaf, for Christ’s sake. That’s why he’s—”
The sound of the world drops away, and Remus is extending both of his hands. On the top of each palm is a hearing aid. The other man’s mouth moves for a few more words, but Remus isn’t sure what he’s saying—he’s never been all that great at lipreading. When his pale-colored eyes stumble over his outstretched hands, his face grows flushed. Finally, mercifully, he shuts up.
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Grocery store stocker Remus Lupin teaches Sirius Black, a newly-appointed guardian to his deaf godson, how to use American Sign Language.
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- Part 1 of Special Collections
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23 Dec 2025
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The four-by-four heaves its way down long, twisting lanes, little more than dirt tracks scuffed into the surrounding fields and hemmed in by serpentine walls of flat, grey stone. They truly are in the middle of nowhere: the countryside rushes past, all rolling green hills and vast, endless skies, and it's odious. Sirius wants to murder James with his bare hands.
Sirius and James accidentally find themselves on a Yorkshire farm during lambing season. The farmer’s son thinks that’s a bit annoying, actually.
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- Part 1 of Beneath a Big Blue Sky
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- English
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- 10/10
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18 Dec 2025
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When famous TV chef Sirius Black is publicly outed and needs to escape the London paparazzi, he heads to a very rural B&B in Northumberland where he's astonished to taste the most delicious almond croissant he's ever tasted and simply must meet the chef. Featuring falling in love, snowy hikes, seeing the stars, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, unconventional families, letters to Father Christmas, wishes coming true, finding authenticity, getting to the heart of things, and lots and lots of food.
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- Part 1 of Dear Mr. Black
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- English
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- 13/13
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14 Dec 2025
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The Twelve Fucks of Christmas: A Wolfstar Story by Keep_Calm_And_Expecto_Patronum for quartzteeth
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Dec 2018
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...a sex cheque book, of course.
Sirius gives Remus an early Christmas present—a novelty cheque book with various sexy gifts to cash in. High-jinks, hilariously awkward situations and gratuitous amounts of sex ensue over a twelve day period on the lead up to Christmas Day.
**Written for the Pen15 is Mightier: Holiday Gift Exchange 2018**
**Winner - Best Sex in Fanfiction - Good Sex Awards**
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11 Dec 2025
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wading in waist-high water by colgatebluemintygel for grumposaur
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.
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Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”
Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”
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- Part 1 of wading in waist-high water
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- English
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- 82,048
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- 9/9
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- 27
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- 1,186
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26 Nov 2025
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Berlin is absolutely miserable in February. Or it’s just Sirius.
Alternatively: A story of how Remus Lupin stepped into Sirius’ life, flashed his trademark grin, and reminded him that life is a beautiful thing meant to be enjoyed. No risk, no fun!
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- 89,679
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- 17/17
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- 16
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24 Nov 2025
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The Apprentice by shatou
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
22 Jul 2022
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Barok receives a new apprentice, under Lord Stronghart's order. He grows to need the young man more than he cares to admit.
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08 May 2025
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While the world turns around by Blue_Daddys_Girl
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
01 Jan 2022
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In a chance meeting Vander sees Silco for the first time since the fateful day he's come to regret so deeply.
Silco has changed—they both have. Vander can't stop thinking about him.
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- Part 7 of Son of Zaun
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08 Jan 2025
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In the years since that night in the river, Silco has come back to Vander countless times. This fixes nothing.
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23 Dec 2024
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Paint With all the Colours of the Wind by Della19
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
22 Feb 2015
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From this prompt on tumblr by nikirari: “Harry x Eggsy soulmate au where you only see colour once you meet your soulmate (so you don’t know them until you see them).
And it goes away when they die.”
So um, that. But with less angst. Harry/Eggsy, Soulmate AU, Fix-It.
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- Part 1 of The Rainbow Connection
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10 Nov 2017
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“Eggsy, I really don’t think-“ Merlin began, and stopped, because at that very moment, Eggsy walked right into a lamp post.
Across the street, at a sidewalk corner cafe, reading a paper, sandwich part-eaten on a plate, sleek, long legs crossed neatly under the table, was Harry Hart.
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- 15/15
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23 Oct 2017
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Harry Hart is damn good at what he does. He's also a reckless and cocky motherfucker.
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When Harry Hart meets his soulmate, he knows that his luck has finally run out. Or has it?
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16 Oct 2017
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13 Oct 2017
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Four years after the events of Mass Effect 3, Kaidan finds Shepard at the Citadel, brushing dust off of his sleeves and carefully stacking a box of fish food on the shelves above him.
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- 9/9
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05 Aug 2017
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02 Aug 2017