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Casey, the dumpster baby by asinineAbbreviations
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
08 Aug 2022
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How Cassandra Jones became a mother; or where Casey Jones makes a mistake in asking how kids are made.
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Science Team, Cubed by asinineAbbreviations
Fandoms: HLVRAI - Fandom, Half-Life, Transformers - All Media Types
15 Oct 2020
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Gordon Freeman is a robot. He is also currently drunk. He is also also talking about sports.
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- Part 2 of Benrey dates a car
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Lost in the sauce by asinineAbbreviations
Fandoms: John Dies at the End - David Wong, Half-Life, HLVRAI - Fandom, Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
01 Sep 2020
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Benrey was in the middle of playing Skate 3 when his phone rang. It was a busted old thing, with cracks running through the screen from the amount of times they’d dropped it, but it still reliably blared his tinny Toxic ringtone whenever anyone deigned to contact him. Which was usually either his manager to tell him they weren’t needed on that day, their landlord to give them a final-final-final warning about the noise complaints she’d received, or one of his friends telling them to pick up the booze for whatever party was going on that night.
There was the fourth kind of call, though. And that was usually when NOT TOMMY flashed up on caller ID.
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i am quantum physics, my witness brings me into existence by asinineAbbreviations
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, HLVRAI - Fandom, Transformers - All Media Types
27 Aug 2020
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Benrey gets a car.
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- Part 1 of Benrey dates a car
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Strong Anthropic Principle by asinineAbbreviations
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Half-Life, HLVRAI - Fandom, Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
20 Aug 2020
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Gordon didn't expect to wake up at all, let alone to four Cybertronians trying to steal his fuel pump.
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Almost titled transformers but the AI is self aware. No TF knowledge is really needed, it's just the hlvrai cast but robots.
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Benrey dates a car by asinineAbbreviations
Fandom Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, Half-Life, HLVRAI - Fandom, Transformers - All Media Types
15 Oct 2020
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Great Friends by asinineAbbreviations
Fandom Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, Half-Life, Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, HLVRAI - Fandom
18 Aug 2020
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TG: u heard me
TG: that thing in ur loverboys belly? eggBookmarked by asinineAbbreviations
30 Apr 2026
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Karkat practically flies up the stairs to the meteor’s roof. He can’t hear anything over his own breathing, but he feels the snapping of blood from blood.
He feels when things are wrong. And oh fuck, are they ever wrong. He feels like he’s going to throw up, but he just forces himself to fall up the steps even faster. Don’t be late again. Don’t fucking do that, Vantas.
He stumbles out, heaving in breaths as he takes in the scene, brain working furiously to compensate for the terror thrumming in his veins and the pounding of his head.
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20 Apr 2026
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In which Dirk Striders Auto-Responder needs to put his indistinguishability to the test.
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13 Apr 2026
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Just your average secret identity vigilante-style Homestuck fic, featuring heroes and villains and vigilantes and absolutely nothing else unexpected at all.
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13 Apr 2026
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Winter was rough season for Clark Kent. Always had been and his second year living in Metropolis was shaping up to be the same as the first - until the arrival of a newly discovered green mineral on display at the Metropolis Museum of Art makes it a whole lot worse.
As for Superman? Well, the tide of public opinion seems to be turning on the Big Blue Boy Scout, leaving Clark to answer one question: If you measure your right to personhood by tallying up all the good you've done on behalf of humanity, what do you do when the people around you no longer want your help?
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- Part 5 of Hometown Universe
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05 Apr 2026