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Calamity Jane, an officer teetering on the edge of rogue, does not take pride in what she does. But she knows it's necessary. And she will do whatever it takes to do what she needs to do.
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After successfully rerouting the train, the chaos of the past 24 hours finally catches up with Joey.
Xefros is determined to make good on his promise of protecting her.Series
- Part 12 of StarCrossed Shipping Ficlets
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Calder asks Occeus to help him with a little personal project of his. What kind of moirail would he be to say no?
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After a harrowing ordeal, two Jade bloods who haven't seen eye to eye in... basically ever, finally have a reason to talk face to face.
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Thank you for purchasing your HOMESTUCK UNIT from WHAT PUMPKIN, the purveyor of both our beloved webcomic and its various byproducts! You clearly have the capability to read, as well as order from our website {How else could you have gotten this?}, so its quite obvious which of the beloved little shits you’ve just had delivered to your door! The master of mixes, the unleasher of SICK FIRES, and the KNIGHT OF TIME, DAVE STRIDER is in the house! Or outside it at them moment, i don’t know if you’re the kind to read this sort of thing on your doorstep in the open with a huge ass package next to you. Maybe you are, maybe you aren’t. But whatever, this dude can be a bit of a handful with his flashstepping ways and rambling conversations {dude’s got diarrhea of the mouth} so it’s highly suggested you take a peruse of this here manual before you crack that box open like its pirate booty ripe for the plundering.
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- Part 3 of Homestuck Unit Manuals
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What's up, WHAT PUMPKIN here to unleash our latest creation to those who love our content, from the iconic HOMESTUCK webcomic to the various videogame spinoffs connected to it. That's right, get ready for the HOMESTUCK UNITS! WARNING: WHAT PUMPKIN is not responsible with any damage, towards individuals or property, that could occur with these UNITS. Also not responsible for the shenanigans, chaos, and hilarity that will ensue.
A series of manuals from What Pumpkin, focusing on a new line of products for all Homestuck fans.- Words:
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On Beforus, culling is seen as a benevolent, kind act for highbloods to perform in service to those below them.
But one mutant blood in particular knows just how false this assumption can be.- Words:
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What do you remember about your past, Spades Slick?
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You had made peace with the fact that your curiosity would get you into trouble long ago: you just hadn’t. Quite. Anticipated this.
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30 Aug 2018
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Kidnapping of a Cryptid by AMournfulHowlInTheNight
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Jul 2018
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The conversations hadn't quite gone as planned, but that didn't mean that Izuku was going to make it easy for him.
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- Part 2 of Conversations with a Cryptid
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20 Jun 2018
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Fanart!
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19 Oct 2017
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Porrim pitied Kankri, in the palest way possible. She tried over and over again to win his affections. When he continued to deny her, those feelings turned pitch. In order to keep them from destroying each other, Karkat has been forced into a middle leaf position, and he's doing about as well as can be expected. He just wishes their dates didn't have to be at his place all the time.
A drabble based on Porrim/Kankri dynamics, with some Shouty McNubs for good measure.
Bookmarked by botgal
11 Oct 2017

