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the potion by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
05 Nov 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- test tube/everyone
- Microphone/Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan/Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Lightbulb/Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paintbrush/Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Knife/Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Salt/Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Marshmallow/Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Apple/Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan/Lightbulb/Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan/Paintbrush/Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan/Lightbulb/Paintbrush/Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- minor Fan/Lightbulb
- Lightbulb/Paintbrush/Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Minor Characters
- Potions Accident
- Potions
- Girl Penis
- would this count as futa?
- hmm
- idk - Freeform
- Threesome - F/F/F
- Threesome - F/M/Other
- Threesome - F/F/Other
- my posture is SO bad chat
- Tentacle Dick
- i do that all of the time actually
- Smut
- s
- Shameless Smut
- smutty smut smut
- thats a fun asf word to say
- I Wrote This While Listening to Rio Romeo
- go listen rn
- i wrote this while listening to multiple songs
- Vaginal Sex
- Vaginal Fingering
- Penis In Vagina Sex
- i love half of these ships
- actuslly just testbulb testapple testbrush fantube testmic salttube and marshtube
- wow test tube likes women
- Finishing Inside
- Drools
- Vibrators
- Sex Toys
- Rough Sex
- Getting off
- Gentle Sex
- Semi-Public Sex
- if any of my irls see this my social life is GONE LIKE AURORA FROM TUDOMP
- Shit
- wrong fandom
- hi 2025 Mars Patel fans
- Alternate Universe - Laboratory
- Laboratories
- Lab Sex
- horny objects
- Oop
- Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)
- Blow Jobs
- Praise Kink
Summary

Test Tube is casually brewing another potion in her laboratory; right? But she accidently slips on something and it goes in her mouth. The biggest side affect was; it made her grow a dick. Once everyone finds out that Test Tube has another 'beaker' down there, everyone goes apeshit. [in a good way tehe]

Language:

English

Words:

900

Chapters:

1/?

Comments:

18

Kudos:

8

Hits:

229
'tis just a buncha "hocus pocus" by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
22 Oct 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Fan/Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan & Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity)
- Blueberry & Silver Spoon (Inanimate Insanity)
- Clover & Silver Spoon (Inanimate Insanity)
- Blueberry & Silver Spoon & Clover (Inanimate Insanity)
- Knife & Pickle (Inanimate Insanity)
- Dough & Bow & Apple (Inanimate Insanity)
- Apple/Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
- Lightbulb/Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan & Lightbulb & Paintbrush & Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Apple (Inanimate Insanity)
- Dough (Inanimate Insanity)
- Bow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Silver Spoon (Inanimate Insanity)
- Candle (Inanimate Insanity)
- Blueberry (Inanimate Insanity)
- Clover (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
- Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity)
- Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Pickle (Inanimate Insanity)
- Knife (Inanimate Insanity)
- Cheesy (Inanimate Insanity)
- Tissues (Inanimate Insanity)
- Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity)
- Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
- Tea Kettle (Inanimate Insanity)
- Spikey Mervert (Inanimate Insanity)
- Jack (Inanimate Insanity)
- Teddy Bear (Inanimate Insanity)
- Alternate Universe - Hocus Pocus Fusion
- Movie: Hocus Pocus (1993)
- Halloween
- Animal Transformation
- my neck hurts
- other tags LATER!!!!!!!
- minor trapple and testbrush cuz yeah..
- Object Show Characters Are Ambiguously Objects or Human
- you can see it as human or not
- poly lights live together
Language:

English

Words:

3,053

Chapters:

3/?

Comments:

1

Kudos:

1

Hits:

87
Hotel Hope(Jay) by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
13 Oct 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Cheesy/Tissues (Inanimate Insanity)
- Apple/Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
- Trophy & Apple & Cheesy & Tissues (Inanimate Insanity)
- Everyone & Everyone
- OJ & Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paper & Salt (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paper & Pepper (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ & Paper & Salt & Pepper & Bomb (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ & Pepper (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
- Apple (Inanimate Insanity)
- Cheesy (Inanimate Insanity)
- Tissues (Inanimate Insanity)
- Box (Inanimate Insanity)
- Yin-Yang (Inanimate Insanity)
- Cherries (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- Salt (Inanimate Insanity)
- Pepper (Inanimate Insanity)
- Bomb (Inanimate Insanity)
- Hotel OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- Location: Hotel OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- Episode: s02e07 Everything’s A-OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- Post-Episode: s02e07 Everything's A-OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- "but carson!!!!!!!!!!!! cheesy got eliminated in s2e8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" so? its called an AU
- Heterosexuality
- Homosexuality
- cheesetissues and trapple shippers COME TO ME
- platonic payjay
- Inanimate Insanity Season/Series 02
- References to Canon
- References to media
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Sleepy Kisses
- Kissing
- Feelings Realization
- trapplecheesetissues except theyre all gay somewhat
- Author Projecting Onto Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
- hell yeah
- I Love Apple (Inanimate Insanity)
- Nice Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
- changing for the better
- Workaholic OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ Being an Asshole (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paper Needs a Hug (Inanimate Insanity)
- save this poor boy
- CPR
- Mortal Kombat References
- Fire
- Rescue
- i cooked so hard
- I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
- the prologue at least
- I Wrote This While Listening to Vocaloid Music
- house fire
- Motel
Summary

After a drastic house fire, the eliminated contestants are forced to live somewhere else. Until a mysterious hotel turns up; owned by some of the pre-competing contestants

Language:

English

Words:

550

Chapters:

1/?

Kudos:

3

Hits:

44
Till Death Do Us Part by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
15 Sep 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- OJ/Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ/Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity)
- Marshmallow/Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- Break Up
- Cheating
- Shartpost
Summary

Decided to post this. Bored asf.

Language:

English

Words:

203

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

2

Hits:

25
It’s not like you’re hot or anything.. by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
14 Sep 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Knife/Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
- implied marshmallow/trophy
- implied knife/marshmallow
- Marshmallow/Paper towards the end
- Knife (Inanimate Insanity)
- Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- Mentioned Marshmallow
- like 5 times - Character
- We Are SO Back
- why I was gone?
- Maggot Fields fucking TRAUMATIZED ME
- that one Salt x Soap noncon fic?
- yeah..
- Gay
- Gay Sex
- trophy is dumbass
- Blow Jobs
- Not Actually Unrequited Love
- Orgasm Edging
- Anal Sex
- Fight Sex
- methinks?
- Fighting
- Cross-Posted on Wattpad
- Mentioned Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Smut
- Eventual Smut
- Male Homosexuality
Summary

Trophy and Knife fight over Marshmallow a lot. But something changes.

Series
- Part 8 of ii oneshots that will turn your dog pup/pupself
Language:

English

Words:

570

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

3

Kudos:

12

Hits:

400
A Troubling Cacophony of Lies by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
27 Aug 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Paper/Salt (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ/Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ/Salt (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ & Paper & Salt (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- Salt (Inanimate Insanity)
- OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- Polyamory
- Secret Relationship
- Break Up
- getting caught
- Minor OJ/Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- as well as minor saltjay
- keeping secrets
- First Kiss
- Background Poly
- I DONT SHIP SALTJAY THIS IS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES
- Heterosexuality
- Homosexuality
- Song: Valentine (Laufey)
- Other Additional Tags to Be Added
- Paper Needs a Hug (Inanimate Insanity)
Summary

Salt and Paper start their own rebellion after they believe that OJ isn't attracted to them anymore.

Language:

English

Words:

1,749

Chapters:

5/5

Comments:

3

Kudos:

3

Hits:

147
little dreams by carson is balding (carsonithink) for Myself

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
06 Jul 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Everyone & Everyone
- Other Relationship Tags to Be Added
- Fan/Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Knife/Pickle (Inanimate Insanity)
- Knife & Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan & Lightbulb & Paintbrush & Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paper & Salt (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paper & Salt & OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- Paper/Salt (Inanimate Insanity)
- Inanimate Insanity Ensemble
- yay yay yay hooray
- Cross-Posted on Wattpad
- GO READ IT
- Kisses
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- Breakfast
- Hotel OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- Autistic Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
- Other Additional Tags to Be Added
- Secret Identity
- Assassination Attempt(s)
- Inspired by Renegades - Marissa Meyer
- OJ is a villian
- basically Nightmare from Renegades
- i would say
- I'm so sorry
- Rare Pairings
- Strangers to Lovers
- the recommended characters are OJ's cronies.
- judge gavel as a mayor
- go read the Renegades trilogy by Marissa Meyer
- or you will explode in 3 day
- /j
- BUT GO READ IT
- ITS SO DAMN GOOD
- hero/villian
- Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
- Paper is kind of Adrian
- they're BOTH my children
- Minor OJ/Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
- my wattpad is CarsonDoesShit jsyk
- No Smut
- Canon Divergence - Salt Doesn't Stalk OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- slow burn paysalt
Series
- Part 1 of Renegades x II AU
Language:

English

Words:

2,100

Chapters:

5/?

Comments:

2

Kudos:

1

Hits:

102
Carson's Dandy's World Headcanons! by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Dandy's World (Roblox)
12 Jun 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Sprout (Dandy's World)
- Astro (Dandy's World)
- Cosmo (Dandy's World)
- Vee (Dandy's World)
- Shelly (Dandy's World)
- Shrimpo (Dandy's World)
- Rodger (Dandy's World)
- Glisten (Dandy's World)
- literally everyone
- Evil Boxten
- Headcanon
- Trans Cosmo (Dandy's World)
- Evil Dandy (Dandy's World)
- evil boxten - Freeform
- headcanon book
- Shrimpo Has Anger Issues (Dandy's World)
- Chubby Cosmo (Dandy's World)
- Dandy Has a Tail (Dandy's World)
- Fanmallow yuri wins
- Shit
- wrong fandom
- Autistic Shelly (Dandy's World)
Summary

ye

Series
- Part 1 of Spring Somber 2025
Language:

English

Words:

181

Chapters:

2/37

Comments:

4

Kudos:

12

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

200
silently waiting by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
06 Jun 2025
Tags
- Major Character Death
- Fan/Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Marshmallow & Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan & Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan & Lightbulb & Paintbrush & Test Tube (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan (Inanimate Insanity) & Everyone
- Fan & Knife (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
- Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Inanimate Insanity Ensemble
- Suicide
- Guns
- Fan Misses Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Men Crying
- Heaven
- First Kiss
- how do you spell sucsessfull
- its fucking confusing
- Eating Disorders
- Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified
- Angst
- Heavy Angst
- marshmallow & fan are besties
- Oops
- Pictures
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Self-Harm
- fan just putting others before himself
- like always
- Song: The Red Means I Love You (Madds Buckley)
- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
- Not what you think
- its just very heavy angst
- not rape or anything
- obvi
- Blood and Injury
- Self-Hatred
- fan hates his life
- Additional Warnings In Author's Note
- Successful Suicide Attempt
- Hotel OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- Platonic Kissing
- the fantube can be viewed as platonic or romantic
- you choose
- Song: Blow My Brains Out (Tikkle Me)
- Song: I Love You Like An Alcoholic (The Taxpayers)
Language:

English

Words:

182

Chapters:

1/?

Kudos:

3

Hits:

74
Rebellion by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
14 May 2025
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Rape/Non-Con
- Apple/Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
- Knife/Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Trophy & Knife & Marshmallow & Apple (Inanimate Insanity)
- Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
- Apple (Inanimate Insanity)
- Rose (Original Character)
- Knife (Inanimate Insanity)
- Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- grannies with guns
- badass grandmas
- Tags May Change
- Tags Contain Spoilers
- Season/Series 02
- Hospitalization
- Cancer
- Surgery
- Trophy works at a fucking McDonald's
- Crashing Out
- Working at McDonald's
- Swearing
- except I use it like a comma
- Skibidi Rizz
- Canadian author
- jsyk
- Hemoptysis
- Mentions of Cancer
- Money
- flipping people off
- Horniness
- Stress Relief
- Second-Hand Embarrassment
- Card Games
- I wanna fucking cry after reading punished and pulled
- i think I hate marshplebow now
- AAAAAA
Series
- Part 2 of Miserable
- Part 2 of Spring Somber 2025
Language:

English

Words:

4,178

Chapters:

3/?

Kudos:

3

Hits:

165
Sleeping Overnight by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
04 May 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Knife/Marshmallow/Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
- Marshmallow/Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
- Knife/Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan/Knife (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
- Knife (Inanimate Insanity)
- Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Threesome - F/M/M
- Rough Sex
- Threesome
- Marshknife May 2025
- Multiple Orgasms
- Double Penetration in Two Holes
- Double Penetration
- Strap-Ons
- Missionary Position
- Finger Sucking
- Fingerfucking
- Spanking
- Cock Slut
- Double Penetration in One Hole
- Dom/sub
- Author Is Sleep Deprived
- Mating Bites
- Dry Humping
- Penis In Vagina Sex
- Moaning
- Sleepovers
- Literal Sleeping Together
- Pegging
- Fluff and Smut
- References to Step Brothers (2008)
- Peak movie
- Soda
- Candy
- Sour Patch Kids
- Masturbation in Bathroom
- Masturbation
- masturbation to sex
- Bathroom Sex
- I am the master baiter
- Gay Sex
- Floor Sex
- Pillow & Blanket Forts
- pillow fort sex
- Frottage
- Double Vaginal Penetration
- A teensy beensy bit more marshfan
- but Marshknife is Marshknife
- Drunken Shenanigans
- Drunk Pillow Fights
- Play Fighting
- Drunkenness
- They fuck and then get drunk
- i wrote this while listening to Luke TheNotable's hardcore Minecraft series
- Oral
- Street Rats
- Fan throws a fucking high heel at Knife
- Frolicing
- Being Walked In On
- Being High
- Wordcount: 1.000-5.000
- IM PROUD OF THIS
- no beta we die like me
- I'm Going to Hell
Series
- Part 4 of Marshknife May 2025
- Part 2 of Boys Will Be Boys
Language:

English

Words:

1,173

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

6

Kudos:

3

Hits:

536
You can make me cry, a thousand times! by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
03 May 2025
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Knife/Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Knife & Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
- Trophy/Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
- Knife (Inanimate Insanity)
- Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Trophy is Marshmallow's abusive ex
- because I said so
- Abusive Relationships
- Song: Tears of Gold (Faouzia)
- Hitting
- Verbal Abuse
- Physical Abuse
- trophy being an asshole
- Beating
- knife beats the shit out of trophy
- Eventual Happy Ending
- One-Sided Relationship
- Marshknife May 2025
- Emotional Manipulation
- Song: Girl With One Eye (Florence + The Machine)
- Blood and Violence
- Coughing
- Hemoptysis
- It basically means coughing up blood jsyk
- Slut Shaming
- not the fun kind
- Verbal Humiliation
- Stabbing
- Character Death
- trophy fucking dies
- Vomiting
- Emetophobia
- Vomiting Blood
- Killing
- FUCK
- Short One Shot
- No beta we die like trophy
Series
- Part 3 of Marshknife May 2025
Language:

English

Words:

281

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

1

Hits:

85
A Cacophony of Lies by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
02 May 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Knife/Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Marshmallow & Everyone (Inanimate Insanity)
- Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Season/Series 02: Inanimate Insanity II Ensemble
- Self-Harm
- Escape
- Hallucinations
- No Smut
- Hurt/Comfort
- Bittersweet
- Additional Warnings In Author's Note
- It's Hard and Nobody Understands
- Crack
- Flamingo References
- Suicide Attempt
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Cross-Posted on Wattpad
- Eating Disorders
- Blacking Out
- Comfort
- Hotel OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
- Emetophobia
- Hemoptysis
- Bathing/Washing
- Bubble Bath
- Crying
- Vomiting
- POV Female Character
- POV Marshmallow
- Vomiting Blood
- "Author fucking hates Knifecase" I LIED TO YOU I LOVE KNIFECASE NOW
- KNIFECASE WORLD DOMINATION
Language:

English

Words:

639

Chapters:

2/?

Comments:

3

Kudos:

3

Hits:

63
Like he does by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
02 May 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Knife/Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Marshmallow/Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan & Knife (Inanimate Insanity)
- Knife (Inanimate Insanity)
- Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Vaginal Sex
- Moaning
- Penis In Vagina Sex
- GASP
- The Jerk/The Sweet One
- giggles
- Enemies
- Fan vs Knife fight to the death
- Jealousy
- Cunnilingus
- Shopping Malls
- Movie Night
- Death Threats
- Fighting
- Boys Will Be Boys
- Riding
- Plot Twists
- I'm Sorry
- I'm Going to Hell
- I have a field trip today
- yay
- Oral Sex
- Blow Jobs
- Ball Massage
- NOT RAPE
- jsyk
- consent is important
- Marshknife May 2025
Series
- Part 2 of Marshknife May 2025
- Part 1 of Boys Will Be Boys
- Part 8 of Spring Somber 2025
Language:

English

Words:

1,006

Chapters:

1/1

Hits:

233
You've changed. by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
01 May 2025
Tags
- Major Character Death
- Knife/Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Knife (Inanimate Insanity)
- Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Ensemble
- ghost knife
- Ghost/Human
- Hurt/Comfort
- Song: Vanilla Twilight (Owl City)
- Ghost!Knife
- no beta we die like knife
- Heterosexuality
- Author doesn't like knifecase
- Song: This Isn't the End (Owl City)
- Inspired by Music
- Based on an Owl City Song
- Character Turned Into a Ghost
- lelelelelele
- Episode: s02e18 Objects in Mirror (Inanimate Insanity)
- Gentle Kissing
- Ghost love
- Marshknife May 2025
- Self-Sacrifice
- Written in Class
- Heavy Angst
- Short & Sweet
- Short One Shot
- Men Crying
- I'm proud of this
Summary

It was mere moments after Knife had tried to cross the finish line.
But, would he succeed?
It was up to Marsh to find out.

Series
- Part 1 of Marshknife May 2025
- Part 7 of Spring Somber 2025
Language:

English

Words:

246

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

3

Kudos:

2

Hits:

62
we do a little tomfoolery by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: No Fandom
01 May 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Writing Exercise
Series
- Part 6 of Spring Somber 2025
Language:

English

Words:

106

Chapters:

1/?

Hits:

18
Late Night Talking by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
27 Apr 2025
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Marshmallow/Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
- Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
- Knife mentioned twice
- Soft Dom Fan (Inanimate Insanity)
- guys you can tell I like marshmallow ships
- Sub Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Penis In Vagina Sex
- Vaginal
- Daddy Kink
- Praise Kink
- Laughter During Sex
- I'm Bad At Titles
- I'm bad at writing
- 3 am sex
- Sex
- 3 am
- Author is Canadian
- Late at Night
- Nighttime
- Night Sex
- no protection
- Breeding
- First Impressions
- Late Night Conversations
- Fluff and Smut
- Fluff to Smut
- Butt Slapping
- Cunnilingus
- Song: Late Night Talking (Harry Styles)
- Dirty Talk
- Title from a Harry Styles Song
- Songfic
- Fan really likes Marshmallow
- like REALLY REALLY likes Marshmallow
- Nipple Licking
- Nipple Play
- Mom found the Marshknife porn lelelelelele
- im sad now tys
- tysm
- cock riding
- Riding
- Sleepy Sex
- Literal Sleeping Together
- Come Eating
- Cock Tease
- Large Cock
- Cock Slut
- marshmallow is a fucking slut
- Cock Shock
- Creampie
- Wet & Messy
- wet sex
- Loud Sex
- marshmallow hates knife
- smutshot
- Wordcount: 1.000-5.000
- Fan is kinda ooc but eh who cares
- Idiots in Love
- Love Confessions
- Multiple Orgasms
- 8
- i think
- yes i counted
- no beta we die like me
- dandys world references
Summary

Fan and Marshmallow talk late.

Series
- Part 7 of Song fics
- Part 5 of Spring Somber 2025
Language:

English

Words:

1,032

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

10

Hits:

350
scallywag nursery rhymes by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Just for Laughs (Festival)
24 Apr 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Scallywag - Character
- Nursery Rhymes
- For Kids
- Silly
- Please Kill Me
- Cross-Posted on Wattpad
Summary

I love Fantube sm they make me wanna run around while catching the children which escaped from my basement and then throw 276 out of the 482 children off a bridge

Series
- Part 10 of shit my brain forced me to write
- Part 4 of Spring Somber 2025
Language:

English

Words:

153

Chapters:

2/?

Hits:

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Bloodbath by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
18 Apr 2025
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- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Rape/Non-Con
- Ruby/Coiny (Battle For Dream Island)
- Fries & Pin (Battle For Dream Island)
- Ruby & Pin (Battle For Dream Island)
- Coiny & Pin (Battle For Dream Island)
- Coiny & Rocky (Battle For Dream Island)
- Bottle/Pin (Battle For Dream Island)
- Gelatin/Needle (Battle For Dream Island)
- Bottle & Pin (Battle For Dream Island)
- Coiny/Pencil (Battle For Dream Island)
- Ruby/Pin in one chapter
- Coiny/Pin (Battle For Dream Island)
- Knife/Marshmallow (Inanimate Insanity)
- Pin (Battle For Dream Island)
- Ruby (Battle For Dream Island)
- Coiny (Battle For Dream Island)
- Fries (Battle For Dream Island)
- Other Character Tags to Be Added
- Original Child Character(s)
- Original Characters
- heavily implied Coinby
- Stalker Pin
- Stalker
- Creepy Behavior
- Some Humor
- Author Is Sleep Deprived
- Author Is Not Religious
- Eventual Smut
- Penis In Vagina Sex
- Rough Sex
- Fucked Up
- Objects Are Not Humanized (Object Shows)
- Creepy Fluff
- Implied/Referenced Cheating
- Crack
- Cross-Posted on Wattpad
- Coiny Needs A Hug
- Everyone Needs A Hug
- Almost everyone dies
- Loss of Virginity
- lots of OOC
- Song: We'll Meet Again (Vera Lynn)
- Cheating
- Don't Like Don't Read
- Yandere
- Death
- Stabbing
- Inspired by Fanart
- At least chapter 12 was
- Childbirth
- Loss of Parent(s)
- Loss of Control
- Stockholm Syndrome
- Crack Treated Seriously
- Threats of Rape/Non-Con
- brainrot
- Mentioned Glisten (Dandy's World)
- in ch.18
- Bottle fucking dies
- Vibrators
- I wrote this while listening to Insane Clown Posse's music
- There's A Tag For That
- Weddings
- Surprise knife is pins brother
- Divorce
- Manipulation
- Masturbation
Summary

After years of pining for Coiny, Pin finally musters the courage to confess her love. However, her hopes are shattered when she witnesses Coiny proposing to Ruby instead. Consumed by jealousy and heartbreak, Pin's obsession with Coiny takes a dark turn and leads her down a path of violence and revenge. As she sets out to eliminate anyone who stands in her way, Pin becomes a ruthless killer, consumed by her own desires and blinded by rage. Will anyone be able to stop her before it's too late?

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- Part 1 of Bloodbath Series
- Part 3 of Summer Saga 2024
- Part 6 of Pintle fanfics
- Part 4 of shit my brain forced me to write
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another shot. by carson is balding (carsonithink)

Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
16 Apr 2025
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- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Book/Pencil (Battle For Dream Island)
- Book & Pencil (Battle For Dream Island)
- Everyone & Everyone
- Book (Battle For Dream Island)
- Pencil (Battle For Dream Island)
- Original Parent Character(s)
- Tags Contain Spoilers
- for both this fic and tpot 17
- Beware
- Avril Lavigne References
- pencil likes avril lavigne
- A lot - Freeform
- Alternate Universe - Teenagers
- Lesbian Character
- Bisexual Female Character
- Butch/Femme
- femme book
- nerd book
- jerk pencil
- butch pencil
- Written in Class
- Girls Kissing
- Love/Hate
- Enemies to Friends to Lovers
- Enemies to Lovers
- Friends to Enemies
- bottle misses pin
- might make that into another fic
- Hosting
- hosts
- Forgiveness
- assholes
- Hatred
- Book hates Pencil (Battle For Dream Island)
- Battle For Dream Island Season/Series 05: The Power of Two
- Episode: s05e17 Bottle For Dream Island (Battle For Dream Island: The Power of Two)
- Spoilers for Episode: s05e17 Bottle For Dream Island (Battle For Dream Island: The Power of Two)
- Post-Episode: s05e17 Bottle For Dream Island (Battle For Dream Island: The Power of Two)
- Song: What The Hell (Avril Lavigne)
- Christianity
- Useless Lesbians
- Homophobic Language
- Homophobia
- gb calls winner the f slur once
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- Part 2 of TPOT Rewrites
- Part 3 of Spring Somber 2025
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