core_boar

A cartoon version of some dyke (aka core_boar) that looks vaguely like one of the McNugget buddies



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  1. Summary

    28 months before Her Divine Highness' debut into society, Gideon Nav escapes the Ninth and subsequently disappears into thin air.

    25 months and 21 heavily redacted letters later, Harrowhark Nonagesimus receives an invitation to attend the Emperor's lyctor trials... and also vie for the hand of His only begotten daughter in a competition of courtship.

    Harrow really fucking hopes she's wrong about who Prince Kiriona is.

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    Charming's Not the Word I'd Use: The full story from Harrow's POV

    Winsome, Charismatic and Likeable are All Out Too: Bonus stories!

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    After a couple of John mandated "getting to know you" games, Ianthe declared Kiriona's childhood a blighted wasteland and made it her mission to give her the quintessential adolescent experiences she missed out on while growing up on the Ninth. The delivery mechanism for these artificial childhood memories would be a series of slumber parties.

    The series follows the 3rd and 4th Speedrun Kiri's Lost Childhood Sleepovers as they play fuck marry kill, spin the bottle, and (reads notes) open heart surgery...

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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    In his 30s, John Gaius cured cancer and became the face of an august medical institution. In his 40s, he discovered a long-lost daughter. In his 50s, he was informed he was God.

    In her 20s, Harrow needed a degree.

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    09 Jul 2024

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    The one where the orphaned heiress to an infamous cult who believed that a man cured death is just trying to escape the shadow of her past with as little friction as possible. And the daughter of the man who the aforementioned death cult thought cured death is trying to do the same thing.

    Independently of one another.

    OR: The one where Gideon and Harrowhark are neighbors in a shitty apartment complex.

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    20 May 2025

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    For personal reasons, the rock that had become ugly meat (that had– for just a brief moment– become a beautiful, beloved child) was now six dogs. This decision, while admittedly made under duress, had nonetheless paid out in dividends. As she lay in sun beams, as she rolled around with herself across the soft ground, she liked to count the reasons why this had turned out to be a terrific idea.

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    More Than Five Things Nona Loves About Being Six Dogs And None She Doesn’t Because Being Six Dogs Rules

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    Gideon Nav Does Not Want A Therapy Dog But That's Just Too Fucking Bad Innit

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    A Fan Fiction Containing No Stray Italian Greyhound Lyrics Even Though They Definitely Would Have Fit. You're Welcome.

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    13 Jun 2024

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    Gideon asked questions. Harrow surprised her with answers. They reached an agreement; they decided to be smart, to be patient. Gideon made a promise, Harrow gave her one in return. Wait and see.

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    the year is 1994, and Gideon and Harrow leave their small town for life in the city.

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    team 69 roommates au only this time it's the 90s

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    18 Oct 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus was the most vile, unpleasant, obsessive, arrogant pinched face little shitheel to ever walk God's green earth. There were not enough adjectives in the dictionary to truly convey what a hateful little snake she was.
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    “How-” Harrowhark started, so quietly at first Gideon mistook the sound for a cough, “how would you say... you’re feeling?”

     

    After a miserable fifteen years at Blessed Saint Anastasia's School for Girls, Gideon has a change of heart.

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    9/?
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    15 Jul 2023