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Tis The Season by dimsimkitty
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
20 Dec 2025
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Tis the season. Whatever that means....
It's Christmas Eve 1998 in Sunnydale, California and Ed's working the night shift at the gas station.
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Edward Teach's plane just landed, and he needs a husband to be able to stay in his favorite country of Elbowvia. Stede Bonnet needs a husband to get his dead father's money. Turns out they both need to same ultra-specific procedure to prove their intentions. But can they find the semen? Tune in to see in this nerve-gripping story full of ups and downs.
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In Every Generation by dimsimkitty, Writer_Hardly_Know_Her
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
26 Sep 2025
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Supposedly, in every generation there is a chosen one. One girl who alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness.
But sometimes… things don’t go as planned.
A OFMD/Buffy The Vampire Slayer AU Featuring:
- Rogue Demon Hunter/Trying his best to be an adequate parent Stede Bonnet
- Slayer/Definitely just a normal girl (seriously, don’t tell her dad about the slayer thing, she’s going through enough as it is) Alma Bonnet
- Watcher/Regular ol’ tweed-wearing guidance counselor Ed Teach
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Won't Be Cornered, Won't Stay Suppressed by dimsimkitty
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Aug 2025
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It's 1929 and Evelyn Higgins and Mary Allemby Bonnet have been charged with obscenity for publishing Blackbeard's Neptune in their literary magazine The Skewer.
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Ed was cursed and turned into a frog in 1717, and for over 300 years he's been on his own. Little does he know that getting captured is going to lead him to his freedom. And love.
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The Strangest Feeling We Belong Together by dimsimkitty
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Aug 2025
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Ed is fisherman with a past, living a quiet life on the Shetland Islands. When he meets a mythical creature, he learns that legends aren't always what they seem.
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Jeffrey! Fettering! and Ivan take to the sea on their holiday adventure.
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- Part 2 of Jeffrey! Fettering! ❤️ Ivan!
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Newly divorced Stede Bonnet moves to the (definitely charming) small town of Ship's Creek to take over the inn (it's definitely an inn!) that he inherited from a great aunt.
Things do not go as planned...
Words by dimsimkitty | Art by Escargotcargot
Posted for the Our Flag Means Death Reverse Big Bang 2025
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Ed was a mop, Stede was a tree, can I make it any more obvious?
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When Jack finally proposes to Ed, Ed thinks all his dreams are finally coming true. But turns out planning a wedding to Jack isn't quite what Ed imagined. Thankfully Jack's groomsman, Stede, is there to lend a helping hand. Funny that Jack's never mentioned him before.
For OFMD JanuAUry 2025 - Day 2 - Wedding Professional
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What if Ivan didn't die? Instead, injured and washed up on a beach, a kind man stops to help him.
For OFMD Rare Ship Week - New Ship Day
(Post a ship that's never been done OR share a ship with only ONE fan work!)Series
- Part 1 of Jeffrey! Fettering! ❤️ Ivan!
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Edward Teach, owner of Blackbeard's Boutique, takes on a demanding new client, Stede, to outfit for a week of high stakes meetings and events after his luggage goes missing. Stede asks Ed to be his “official plus one” for many of the formal soirees, a request Ed accepts with good humor. Imagine Ed’s reaction when he accidentally discovers “Stede” is Stede Bartholomew Montague Bonnet, the Duke of Corsair!
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I watched a Christmas movie and turned it into a fic.
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A Plesiosaur To Meet You by dimsimkitty for ann_banann
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Nov 2024
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It's his first night away at university and Stede's worried that he's made a mistake going so far from home.
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Ed's happiest when he's behind the counter of his ice cream truck, a chance for him to be away from the pressures of being the most celebrated dessert chef in the city and just be Ed, bringing joy to kids the same way the ice cream truck brought joy to him as a child. So when another ice cream truck starts cutting into his time, he's determined to suss out his rival and take him down. Only one problem, the rival turns out to be his crush, and plotting his demise is suddenly a lot harder when the man is just so sweet.
Words by dimsimkitty || Art by CuFeilidh
Posted for the OFMD Big Bang 2024
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When Stede asks Ed to be co-captains, he has no idea what it means.
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When Ed gets stuck back late at work, the last thing he needs is to get trapped in a lift with Stede Bonnet.
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Stede sighs. Normally picking out something to wear for a night out fills him with glee, but he’s not feeling as enthusiastic as usual.
“Come on love, I promise you’re going to have a good time.” Ed sidles up behind him, sliding his arms around Stede’s waste. “Don’t you trust me?”
“With my life, Edward. But -”
“Don’t you love me?” Ed drops his voice low and presses a kiss behind Stede’s ear.
“With my whole heart,” Stede melts back into Ed’s embrace.
“Then pick out something hot and let’s get ready to go.” Ed pulls back and gives Stede a little tap on the bum. “Chop chop, the curtain waits for no man!”
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For Whom The Bell Tolls by dimsimkitty for ClaireGregory
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Aug 2024
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You find a weird bell, you don’t ding the weird bell.
Leslie dings the weird bell.Series
- Part 6 of Leslie's Tree Change Adventures
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[untitled birthday gift fic] by ann_banann, dimsimkitty for CatsAreWitches
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Aug 2024
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Ed's birthday is coming up and, try as he might, Stede cannot figure out what to get him. What will he do?
Panic. He'll panic about it.
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2024. Comedian Stede Bonnet agrees to appear on Drunk History Down Under to tell a story about the golden age of piracy. It does not go as planned.