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"Meet Leslie Johnson, mermaid." John blinked in confusion. Surely Finch was using some obscure literary reference, or perhaps making a pun. It was too early in the day for wordplay. Team Machine's latest number is a mermaid! Careese, especially in later chapters.
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"Jeesh," Root said dramatically, "you lure a pretty girl to an abandoned warehouse and tie her up for an hour just once, and she never lets you forget it." (From Root Access.)
Or, what happened when Root kidnapped Elizabeth for the afternoon?
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The rabbit hole went far, far deeper than Elizabeth Ruben had ever expected, but she wasn't about to back out now. What would she do? Go back to her boring ol' job as a programmer? Puh-leeze. Being Robin was so much more fun...and maybe, someday, it would let her pay back her debt to the world. Sequel to Protocols. Donnelly is back! Carter lives! Things get hacked! AU.
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- Part 2 of Protocols Universe
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Root and Elizabeth exploring a creepy science lab in New York. At night. In the dark. What could go wrong?
Elizabeth has seen some weird stuff in her time working with Harold Finch and his Machine AI, but nothing like Aperture Science. Cut off from Root and Shaw and thrust into an unfamiliar environment overseen by an AI that seems just a little too interested in her alleged "massiveness", she must survive long enough to escape GLaDOS' clutches.
But hey, it's not all bad. At least Root and Shaw are looking for her. It's not like they followed her into the same mad universe and are stuck in test chambers as well--wait, what? My assistant Greg says they are, in fact, stuck in test chambers as well. How tragic!
Post Portal 2. This story branches off my "Protocols" Person of Interest Season 2 AU where Carter and Donnelly are alive and well. Chell will show up later.
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“Well excUGHse me for trying to be nice,” Rick said, rolling his eyes. “You know what, I take it allll back. You—you abandoned your clothes and dignity back there for nothing, and-and-and your virtuous sacrifice was completely meaningless. P-people get stuff stuck up their orifices all the time, Lizzy. It's nothing to write home about.”
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An AU in which Carter lives, Donnelly is after John again, Root can count the number of people she's killed on one hand, Leon keeps getting into trouble, Shaw has emotions, the Machine is sentient, and Elizabeth Ruben is just trying to make sense of it all.
...also known as "Elev's home for discarded television characters".
Lots of semi-accurate technobabble and social commentary. Some overarching themes, some story arcs, and lots of sarcasm.
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Gordon is unreadable, Alyx makes a disastrous choice, the Beatles are timeless, and Aperture Science goes characteristically too far. Rated T for violence.
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15 Jun 2020
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Roahkkavuohta by afterandalasia for ashleybenlove
Fandoms: Frozen (Disney Movies), Wreck-It Ralph (Movies)
09 Jan 2014
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Tamora Calhoun walks like a man, talks like a man and walks into Arendelle’s Guard like she was born to lead them. But when things go wrong while Elsa is travelling, Calhoun might just be the only one who can save them.
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24 Feb 2018
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“You probably do not think this is cruel,” GLaDOS says suddenly, not taking her gaze from the mouse for a second, “After all, you have such enormous capacity for cruelty, I doubt you can recognise mistreatment even when it is right before your eyes. However, a normal human with basic abilities of empathy, love, and compassion, would correctly identify my treatment of this animal as cruel.”
Chell says nothing.
“However, if this experiment were to be submitted to an ethics committee, it would receive full approval. Cruelty, in and of itself, is not wholly banned in science, after all. It is simply needless cruelty, the kind you excel in, that is not permitted. What I am doing is necessary for testing conditions. What I do is the only way for knowledge to progress.”
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Chell, GLaDOS, and the end of the world.Bookmarked by elev
04 Jun 2017
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Commander Shepard's body is a gift from Cerberus, and she struggles to regain control from them.
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03 Dec 2016
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There ain't no peace for the wicked, as Garrus is about to discover when a scandal interrupts his daily routine.
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06 Nov 2016