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Twenty years ago, Aziraphale and Crowley met as teenagers while visiting Rome. They instantly formed the kind of horny, smitten bond neither would ever forget. They lost touch and haven't seen each other since that summer. When Crowley applies to work in Aziraphale's coffee shop after leaving his job as an architect, they're both full of doubt. Neither wants to ask if the other remembers, let alone admit their feelings. After all, who would still be in love with someone they met two decades ago? They turn, instead, to writing down their feelings.
But would they be brave enough to actually confess them instead of keeping them to themselves?
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After the averted Apocalypse both Heaven and Hell try to find a scapegoat. And since the supernatural entities actually responsible for it couldn't be killed with either Holy Water or Hellfire, they have to turn to the next best thing. That means whoever they think was in charge of the whole debacle. So - not in so many words - that means Gabriel and Beelzebub.
All of this happens while our favourite angelic and demonic duo act like all but a married couple and enjoy their retirement from their respective Headoffices.
That is to say, until their two former bosses manage to anger both of Heaven and Hell to such an extent that they incite open rebellion in the ranks. Angels and demons alike will fight side by side to end all of this nonsense once and for allAuthor’s note: I do surmise that we all have quite a lot of thoughts about season 2.
I somehow managed to get some pretty big Agnes vibes while writing it, so it’s spoilers by association. -
There's something to be said about second chances by elf_on_the_shelf
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
18 Jun 2025
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This story picks up just after the trial and deals with all our beloved characters trying to cope as best they can in the aftermath of whatever the hell that shitshow was.
Blitz is trying his absolute hardest.
Stolas is not doing all that great.
Loona is giving the whole supporting daughter deal a try.
Mill and Mox are having their own issues (as we all well know after having watched Sinsmas).
Fizz and Oz and Verosika and Beelzebub all lend a shoulder to cry on and more. Hell, even Pringles makes an appearance.
And our two mains are shocked - to put it mildly - to see how many people are in their corner and what an extremely vast support network they're going to have along the way.
So things might not be that terribly bleak after all, if only given enough time.Also - apropos of absolutely nothing - this happens to be my 69th published fic. And I just thought that to be neat. And also very fitting. I can just about imagine Blitz going: "nice" while doing finger guns :))
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As a part of this year’s Big Bang (Silver Screen edition) organised by the wonderful people on the Do it with style Discord Server – this is my humble entry for the event.
What this story means to portray is a retelling of the movie Dangerous Beauty which is my favourite movie in all existence. It has it all. Humour. Romance. Feminism. Quite an ungodly amount of sass. Angst. And quite surprisingly for what we know from history in general – a happy ending.
The action takes place in sixteen century Venice – the Republic in its heyday – and focuses around a young ingenue and her paramour who just so happens to be of noble birth. So obviously their love story cannot grow roots. Or at least it can’t in the "they get to get married and live together happily ever after" way.
But that gives our protagonist space to grow into her own personality and be an absolute powerhouse of a woman.
I don’t want to say any more for fear of spoilers, but let me tell you that being an active member of society that manages to provide for your family while also a renown poet as a woman back in them days was no easy feat. Never you mind actually escaping an Inquisition verdict of being a witch. -
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Ed is a very famous yet very jaded artist who took the art scene by storm twenty years ago and has been in the spotlight ever since. So excuse him if he is just theeee teensiest bit bored of it all. The parties, the drama, the auctions, and - most of all - the clients. Ergo, at some point in the last year or so, Ed had realised that enough was enough and started teaching art classes to kids instead. It’s everything he had ever dreamed of and more. He can finally be himself. He rediscovers the passion that had made him choose painting in the first place. And he also makes a friend in the shape of one small but very opinionated ten-year-old. His life is exactly what it’s supposed to be. And it’s not as if he could hope for more, now is it? That is… until he meets his new protegee’s father. With his neverending legs and his crazy amount of blonde curls and his sodding suits in all of the colours of the rainbow. After that… well… Ed’s not so sure anymore. What he is sure about though is that he is utterly and irremediably screwed.
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BT Tower Telephone Group B by 2ambiace, bystandertxt, cozyTeacups, doitwithstyleevents, elf_on_the_shelf, fenrislorsrai, freyjawriter24, OrdinaryRealities, pass_the_salt, sevdrag (seventhe), seventhe
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Original Work
28 Sep 2020
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A series of works made for group B in the 2020 Good Omens BT Tower Telephone event, run by Do It With Style events!
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BT Tower Telephone Group A by Aethelflaed, bananaquit, bystandertxt, doitwithstyleevents, elf_on_the_shelf, jenna221b, kerkusa, LillysoftheValley, miss_minnelli, Scrumptious_Bastard, Sir_Bear
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Original Work
26 Sep 2020
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A series of works made for group A in the 2020 Good Omens BT Tower Telephone event, run by Do It With Style events!
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BT Tower Telephone Group E by CatofApocalypse, doitwithstyleevents, EdnaV, elf_on_the_shelf, idealPeriWren, Janara, Mackaley, mehrto, Thyra279
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Original Work
26 Sep 2020
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A series of works made for group E in the 2020 Good Omens BT Tower Telephone event, run by Do It With Style events!
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Conversion by HolRose
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Oct 2025
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It is 1941, during the Blitz. Aziraphale and Crowley share their first, tremulous kiss, and are then abruptly separated. Crowley thinks he knows why, and is both angry and disappointed. But what has happened to Aziraphale is a secret he doesn’t get to hear until a new century is in its teens, and they are both facing the threat of Armageddon.
A canon divergent AU. A story of the steadfastness of true love under duress.
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Bookmarked by elf_on_the_shelf
03 Sep 2025
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Whatsapp Work Skin Template /Revamped by etc e tal (pe_pe_peperoncinocandy)
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21 Apr 2023
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Whatsapp work skin.
- Text messages, photos, videos, voice messages, links and quotes;
- Group chats;
- Header and icons;
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04 Aug 2025
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Just a couple years into setting I.M.P up, Blitz and his team were still working without any particular solid plan for a business when a Goetic demon marches into their rundown office and demands them to take a job.
Except, there was a catch. There was always a catch.A seemingly haunted mansion in the middle of Hell?
Blitz didn't give a fuck that his team thought it was complete bullshit. He didn't even have to think twice and he was already accepting the job because it was time to hunt some ghosts and earn their fattest paycheck yet.
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AU in which Blitz and Stolas did not meet as children. Story is definitely a bit sadder than the summary might imply.
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28 Apr 2025
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Stolas is back from the dead (...the undead?) and Blitz had absolutely not been prepared to deal with such a situation no matter how much he had craved it. Except none of that mattered because he has a sad, vengeful owl on his couch and he will just focus on getting him his daughter as well as his title back.
If he says so himself, the idea he comes up with is foolproof.
He didn't think him and Stolas would be the only fools in the equation.
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Sequel to 'Remnants in a Cage'.
The last story was about grief. This one is about retribution.
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- Part 2 of Remnants
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28 Apr 2025
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25 years ago, Blitzø Buckzo spent a week in Hell, after his father mercilessly sold him to a demon king as a plaything for his son, the demon prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia. But, surprisingly, Blitzø had a pretty good time while he was there!
But what is even the point of being childhood friends with an actual demon prince, if you can't use that connection to launch a convoluted money making scheme based off the information shitty dead people took with them down to Hell (with a little assassination sprinkled in for funsies)?
There's literally no other point! Or, at least, that's what Blitzø tells himself when he decides to do exactly that.
So one Halloween, with the help of his employees, Blitzø summons that same demon prince who refused to kill him and became his friend instead all those years ago. But it turns out there's a high, high price, that only Blitzø can pay, for the help of a demon of such limitless power. And that price is…
Monthly movie nights!
And then a bunch more things sure do happen.
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- Part 2 of Circled In
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Bookmarked by elf_on_the_shelf
12 Apr 2025