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The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
16 Oct 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Sol's PHM Smut
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,531
- Chapters:
- 7/9
- Comments:
- 1,189
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- 4,670
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14 Aug 2026
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They didn’t make a real baby—they can’t make a real baby, obviously; neither of them has the necessary equipment for that—but… Wow, Carl really wishes now that Grace hadn’t said that. It’s forced him to have thoughts that he should not be having... about him and Grace actually… making a baby. What the fuck.
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- Part 1 of you're having my baby
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16 Jul 2026
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Sound of Mind by SaturnIsSick
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Sep 2026
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When Rocky returns to planet Erid after 60 odd years, Adrian expects a beautiful reunion with their long lost partner and a happily ever after under a brightening star. Instead, they get an extremely codependent and traumatized mate, and a malnourished, creepy, leaky space blob, who are attached at the hip. Could Adrian learn to love this alien creature, or will it tear their marriage apart?
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- English
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- 58,341
- Chapters:
- 14/16
- Comments:
- 519
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- 2,139
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- 470
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26 Jun 2026
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Fragility not Foreseen. by CyberneticGhosts
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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Less than 2 months away from Erid. In the process of the Hail Mary evading an exoasteroid, Rocky falls from top to bottom of the ship.
In normal circumstances, Rocky could shake it off. Maybe a little sore, but okay.
In this case, Rocky cannot.
Rocky is scared.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 61,982
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Comments:
- 1,372
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- 2,364
- Bookmarks:
- 618
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- 38,704
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17 Jun 2026
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Accident Waiting to Happen by constantconfusion14
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 Apr 2026
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Within the tight quarters of the Hail Mary, misunderstandings, arguments, and accidents are bound to happen. It's especially unfortunate when all three happen at once.
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- English
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- 11,550
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Comments:
- 190
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- 2,018
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- 558
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- 12,265
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17 Jun 2026
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You're egg-cellent to me, baby! by SaturnIsSick
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 May 2026
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Rocky is egg bound. Grace has an idea.
Aka, Grace fists Rocky. But don’t worry, it's “only for medical purposes”.
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17 Jun 2026
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The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known by SerotoninShift
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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After the Taumoeba leak, after I decided to die after all and turned my ship around to save Rocky, after Rocky's frantic calculations about food supplies, Taumoeba multiplication rates, and human caloric intake needs, after we realized that with some rationing and luck I would make it, but that we were headed toward the unknown territory of trying to rapid-prototype me a life support system and synthetic food supply on an inhospitable planet: after all of that, after everything, I shouldn't have been surprised that it only took a few months on board the Hail Mary for things to get weird.
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- Part 1 of To Be Loved Is to Be Changed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,918
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 1,066
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- 3,109
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- 826
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- 32,276
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07 Jun 2026
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Solitude is the Soil in Which Genius is Planted by Dangersocks
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale
27 Sep 2013
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Solitude is the soil in which genius is planted, creativity grows, and legends bloom; faith in oneself is the rain that cultivates a hero to endure the storm, and bare the genesis of a new world, a new Forest.
-White Mountain, Mike NortonCarlos goes to the Whispering Forest.
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- Part 1 of The Whispering Forest
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09 Mar 2025
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Soldier, Poet, King by eerie_enchantress
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
22 Feb 2024
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Kabru prides himself on being able to understand people, so when he can’t figure out why Mithrun suddenly seems to be avoiding him, he goes a little crazy over it.
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26 Jun 2024
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During their stay in the dungeon together, Kabru is forced to confront two things: First, he hasn't had alone time in almost two weeks, and second, Mithrun hasn't had alone time in (potentially) thirty years. Ultimately, he decides that both are his problem.
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26 Mar 2024
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Where Does a Body End? by subwoofer
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
01 Mar 2024
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An advancement in Mithrun's relationship with Kabru causes some unwanted memories to re-emerge.
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26 Mar 2024
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1717. After escaping a troubled childhood, Ed Teach has a quiet little life in London, running a tailor shop, looking after his mother, and committing the occasional burglary. (Really though, when people leave pants-wettingly gorgeous silks hanging in their windows, what else is a fine fabric fancier to do?) As the threat of exposure looms, Ed meets a customer with a rather extravagant request.
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- Part 1 of Soft Goods
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07 May 2023
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“You may kiss the groom,” the celebrant concludes, and Ed raises one eyebrow right at the same time that Stede whispers, too quiet for the crowd to hear, “Will you?”
And Ed nods, sliding his palm up to cup Stede’s jaw and pulling him in for the softest of kisses. It’s brief, barely a touch really, but Stede practically melts beneath him, leaning into his touch. When Ed pulls away, he smiles and it’s full of sunshine and it warms Ed’s heart.
This is his husband. His husband.
Stede lets out a little nervous, sweet huff. “It’s nice to meet you,” he murmurs, and Ed can’t help the snort of laughter that falls from his throat.
Or:
The Married At First Sight (Australia) AU you didn’t know you wanted.
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- Part 1 of The Love Experiment Extended Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,552
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 610
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- 680
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- 127
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- 12,199
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23 Mar 2023
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Honestly, fuck Jack. Ed could do so much better than fuckin' "Calico" Jack. Just because he'd been in a funk for a few years that didn't mean... Well, Ed knew he was attractive. He could be sexy. He could. And he could pull someone so completely opposite to Jack they might as well be from different planets.
Enter the gorgeous posh blond bloke at the end of the bar.
Oh, he would do nicely.
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Ed and Stede have the worst exes in the world, but with a little bit of fuckery and a fabricated relationship (that's maybe getting a bit too real), they can help each other get them off their backs.
But what happens when their attraction to each other grows, and yet they’ve only agreed to touch each other when other people are around?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 100,426
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 613
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- 1,158
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- 333
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- 26,056
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05 Feb 2023
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Ed Teach is a brilliant engineer whose job is taking him halfway around the world for the next six months. Stede Bonnet is in the throes of a midlife crisis, just divorced from his wife and leaving his father's business. When a laundry delivery service mixes up their addresses and leads to a passionate night together, these two wonder if they can build a relationship together long-distance, or if their feelings for each other will come out in the wash.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 91,893
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 1,280
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- 1,101
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- 309
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- 21,425
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15 Dec 2022
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Ed is a high-powered executive who hires Stede as an escort to pretend to be his partner to boost his image within his company.
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- Part 1 of Take Back Your Mink series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,759
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 1,741
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- 1,749
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- 27,274
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13 Dec 2022
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Stede wonders what the man looks like. He doesn’t sound young like the first profile. Maybe a man in his late thirties? Or forties, perhaps? “Yes, of course, but I—” He shifts on the sofa, feeling embarrassed. “I’m rather new to this, I’m afraid.”
The man hums, and another shiver runs down Stede’s spine. “To phone sex?” he asks. “Paying for it? To talking to a man?”
“All of the above,” Stede sighs. “I mean, I’ve talked to men before, obviously, but…”
“Not for sex.”
Stede figures that the safest way to figure out if he's actually attracted to men is by calling a phone sex line.
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- Part 1 of Phone Sex AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 58,864
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 1,697
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- 2,102
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- 465
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07 Dec 2022
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When newly divorced and newly out Stede Bonnet is dragged to a rock concert by his assistant, he thinks it will be a fun night out and a chance to be more social after isolating himself. Little does he know, he is about to attract the attention of the legendary Blackbeard, frontman of Queen Anne's Revenge.
Their meet-cute hits a bit of a snag when an incident at the concert threatens the nationwide tour Blackbeard and his band are about to go on, putting Stede under a spotlight he never wanted or asked for.
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- Part 1 of Ed, Actually Universe
- Part 1 of bonnypitty's SMAUs
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 389,446
- Chapters:
- 43/43
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 1,167
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- 1,402
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- 371
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- 66,159
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04 Dec 2022
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Ed has a mostly work-from-home office job. He is rich and successful, but he hates it. And it’s not the job; he just hates working. Always has, always will. A bright spot comes into his dreary, digital world when a new coworker, Stede Bonnet, shows up on screen during a biweekly committee call. A work crush might spice things up. But before he can act on said crush, Ed has to figure out if Stede hates working as much as he does. (An office AU but not a "The Office" AU.)
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04 Dec 2022
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A modern AU in which Ed is a glassblower, because glassblowing is sexy. Ed/Stede medium burn, E rating applies from chapter 4 onwards.
Stede's life is boring, flat, made up of things he didn't choose for himself. He commissions some glass art from Ed as an anniversary gift for Mary, and Stede starts to learn what it is like to want things for himself.
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“Hey, it’s blond guy!”
“Uh,” Stede looks up to see leather and purple and strikingly tumbling hair. “Hi. Stede Bonnet. Blond guy?”
“Yeah man, I’ve seen you in the shop, I call you Blond Guy in my head. Good to have a proper name for you, Stede. I’m Ed.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 50,552
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 834
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- 2,035
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- 660
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10 Oct 2022