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Alastor reached out with one hand again, laying it palm-up on the table.
Lucifer stared. “What?”
“Dance with me,” Alastor murmured, the smile that curved his mouth as insouciant as anything Lucifer had ever seen. “That is, assuming you are even capable.”
Weak after Charlie’s birth, Lucifer has no choice but to flee Hell when Adam brings an army of Exterminators and Heavenly Princes to his doorstep. With Lilith dead, Hell in shambles, and Lucifer in no position to right it, he flees to the only place he can think of: Earth. The human world is much different than he remembers, however, and his plan to simply keep himself and Charlie secluded in the first human city he lands in hits a snag when the woman from next door takes an interest in them and the strange radio show that, for months, has been Lucifer’s only mode of lulling his daughter to sleep, bringing her mysterious son into Lucifer's false life and threatening to bring the whole facade crashing down.
(Written for the RadioApple Big Bang 2025.)
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- Part 1 of Patina
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02 Nov 2025
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Two part RadioApple series.
- Part 1: Give Me Your Sins - Alastor goes into his rut earlier than expected. Lucifer offers to help out and has an existential crisis along the way.
- Part 2: Whisper Your Love - Alastor finds out his personal biology is inconsequential when it comes to having intercourse with a powerful and timeless immortal entity. The Radio Demon catches pregnancy and IT IS ALL LUCIFER'S FAULT.
Series Completed: 10/31/25
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02 Nov 2025
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It only takes a quick flash, and Lucifer’s chat blows up.
Lucifer’s eyes widen as he meets Alastor’s, who cradles his wrist in his other hand like he just got burnt. They stare at each other, gaping as the chat scrolls by.
'It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s just your hand, no one can tell anything from that,' Lucifer tries to say with his eyes while his heart beats a mile a minute. Over ten years of streaming, two years spent dating Alastor, and just over one year living together, no one has ever shown themselves on Lucifer’s stream unless they were an invited guest. Much less Alastor, who did everything within his power to keep his identity a secret.
And yet, all it took was Alastor accidentally moving his arm into view to break every rule they set up for themselves.
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A content creator AU written for RadioApple Big Bang 2025!
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- English
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- 8/8
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28 Oct 2025
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Lucifer is not where he expected he would be when God finally pulls the plug. No — he never would have guessed that fucker would be bold enough to try it on the very day he's meant to walk his daughter down the aisle.
He and Alastor haven't agreed on much since they split, but they align on this: they sure as Hell aren't going to let something as pedestrian as the Biblical apocalypse ruin Charlie's wedding.
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19 Oct 2025
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A series of one-shots set in a universe where Lucifer and Alastor married prior to the events of the show. Each one-shot should stand on its own.
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17 Oct 2025
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Lucifer sighed as he lowered the menu only to nearly jump out of his skin when he found the real Alastor standing in front of him, hinged at the waist and his hands clasped behind his back. Thankfully he managed to hold onto the menu rather than hurl it at him.
The bastard chuckled as he straightened and Lucifer‘s breath caught as he took in what could only be described as temptation incarnate.
If he hadn’t already been aware of his age, he would’ve thought he was twenty-five at most. There was an almost boyish look to now, clearly playing into the stereotypical young virgin role.
“I hope I didn’t startle you too badly, Mr. Morningstar,” he said, practically purring the words.
Fucking hell. He may as well have written “forbidden fruit” across his forehead.
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Concerned his friend isn't taking care of himself, Ozzie invites Lucifer out for a night at his club. Lucifer plans to drink from one of Ozzie's blood donor hosts and go back to his self-imposed isolation. He certainly doesn't plan on becoming one of Alastor's regulars. Or on having to protect him from another vampire who wants him all to himself, willing or not.
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- Part 1 of Just One Little Bite
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- English
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04 Oct 2025
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I Like Your Blood on My Teeth Just a Little too Much by MixkaRules18, PitFTW, TrashDemonx
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Aug 2025
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The mug is the last straw.
The aggressive red lines mock him from across the room, drawing his eye no matter how much he tries to resist. Not only is it ridiculous, garish, but the damned audacity he has in drinking from it like it’s just another cup makes it impossible to think of anything else.
Alastor doesn’t hate many things, but seeing his artwork defaced and enjoyed by that damned clown is far more than he can stomach.
Or
The result of 3 feral writers seeing one (1) screenshot
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- Part 13 of Radioapple one shots and short(er) stories
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25 Sep 2025
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Once upon a time, Lucifer was minding his own goddamn business, living a perfectly normal life – one that he was very happy with, thank you very much.
That perfectly normal life – that he was very happy with – was abruptly turned on its head by the arrival of a mysterious fae, calling himself ‘Alastor’.
It turns out that normal life gets a lot harder to manage when you’ve got an almost mythical creature following you around, insisting he’s ‘helping.’ Lucifer isn’t sure how almost getting him arrested is meant to be any kind of help at all – but he has to admit, there is something about this man. Fae. Creature? Something about Alastor.
Something that seems to draw him in, an elusive sense of belonging that he’s never really had. The question is – can he prevent himself from throttling Alastor long enough to figure out what it is?
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- Part 2 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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20 Sep 2025
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fruc·ti·fy - make (something) fruitful or productive.
/ˈfrəktəˌfī/Putting on a face of superior arrogance that had always served him well in the past, Alastor folded his arms over his chest and looked down his nose at Lucifer, “Well then! I suppose I’d like to see what the King of Hell has to offer, though I don’t promise to be impressed.”
When Lucifer laughed this time, it sounded somewhat less warm and merry than it had before, a note of dark promise caressing his chesty tenor, “Oh, Bambi. You’ll be lucky to remember your name by the time we’re through.”
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14 Sep 2025
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Alastor doesn’t say the words ‘I love you.’ Lucifer doesn’t want to be bothered by that, and he wasn’t at first, but he says it all the time, and yeah, maybe it’d be nice to hear it back once in a while.
It’s not until a trip to Rosie’s (complete with the requisite best friend shovel talk) that he learns to look closer and see all of the ways Alastor does declare his love, even if he doesn’t often speak the words out loud.- Language:
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11 Sep 2025
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Dropping out of his arts conservatory to help his ailing mother in the family diner was never part of Alastor's plan, but then again neither was moonlighting as a stripper to make ends meet.
Being saddled with a multi-million dollar company and getting divorced weren't part of Lucifer's plan. Neither was the angry man behind the diner counter who hated him on sight.
Plans change...sometimes for the better.
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- English
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- 3/3
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06 Sep 2025
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With the exterminations (at least momentarily) cancelled and the hotel’s crew proving to all of Hell that they can hold their own, Charlie will finally get her shot at rehabilitating sinners. Not only that, but her dad has also moved in with them after so many years of fragile connection.
Living with him is… not quite like she remembered? But that’s fine! It’s great even, her dad is eager to help out despite his first doubts. And she’s really hoping he’d decide to stick around. There’s so much she didn’t know about her life at the palace, or Lucifer’s dealings with Heaven. Just a whole lot about her own dad she never questioned.
His ongoing animosity towards Alastor does cause some friction, but she’s sure they’ll figure out soon. After all, her dad never looks quite as animated as he is around Alastor, and he’s the only person that manages to get Alastor to break character from time to time. If only they saw how much they have in common…- Language:
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- 2/2
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14 Aug 2025
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Long before the Golden Age of Piracy, the sea was as wild and untamed as Alastor, the god who ruled it. In an attempt to keep him, the ruthless pirate, Vox, sealed Alastor in a mortal form. Centuries later, a young privateer named Lucifer steps into Alastor's cabin and offers him a chance at freedom.
Thus begins the tale of a man who fell in love with the sea.
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- English
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- 1/1
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07 Aug 2025
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A moment of carelessness ruptures Lucifer's building relationship with Charlie as he gets caught being affectionate with Alastor. Made to leave the hotel at Charlie's behest, ancient wounds are reopened. Struggling with what this means for his future with his loved ones, Lucifer hides away as he is engulfed with the hellfire of his own emotions.
This is how Alastor finds him, running away in fear of hurting anyone. Charging through the flames to help his petit flamme is not a question of if, but how fast.
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- 1/1
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01 Aug 2025
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It is frightening to look at the person you love and not know their face; to not know their name. There’s a quiet fear in knowing you’re at home, but having no clue how to navigate it or where anything is.
Alastor, however, is not one to endure such emotions. With a hotel to upkeep, a princess to advise, a looming deal, and a somehow steady relationship with the King of Hell to juggle, Alastor doesn’t have time to question why his brain keeps drawing blanks. Yet, as the issue persists, he begins to worry how long he can bear the confusion that now comes with everyday life.
Tension grows between him and Lucifer as Alastor fights to keep his brain in check. Each time his memory fails, Alastor starts to wonder if his mind will ever stop playing games — or if Lucifer will lose patience and end everything first.
It unsettles him to realize that, despite everything, the thought of losing Lucifer frightens him the most.
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31 Jul 2025
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I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins by Arthyradio
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 May 2025
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Lucifer agrees to perform at Ozzie’s for the first time in decades when Asmodeus shows up asking for him and Angel Dust to take the stage.
Alastor watches.
He does not handle it well.
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18 Jul 2025
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(Standalone short fic, but can be read as the smut continuation to Theoxenia)
Ch1: After far too long, Lucifer finally has Alastor in his—their—bed, and for more than just sleeping. And then finds that maybe they should have discussed some basics first…
They work it out. Avidly.
Ch2: They switch and continue to explore each other and new options.
ch3: Back to bottom!Alastor. Alastor makes a suggestion and gets more than he bargained for. Not that he's complaining. And they finish it off with some spitroasted venison.
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13 Jul 2025
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Six times Professor Lucifer Morningstar is unable to cast a corporeal Patronus and the first time he does.
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- Part 1 of Mischief Managed: RadioApple Hogwarts AU
- Language:
- English
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- 68,372
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 375
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10 Jun 2025
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Based on the excellent Coraline AU artwork by @deadspaceguy1
After a traumatic accident, Charlie, Lucifer, and Alastor Morningstar move from sunny New Orleans to an old house in rainy Oregon. The place seems nondescript enough and Charlie is ready for a new adventure. While wandering around the house, Charlie finds a rather peculiar little door.
The story of a young girl, her fathers, and her other fathers.
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- English
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- 56,500
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- 7/7
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10 Jun 2025
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Hate the Sin, love the sinner by Godlizza
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
29 Jan 2025
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“He’s not her uncle,” Lucifer cut in, much to Charlie’s evident annoyance. “Because we’re not related!”
“Who’s not related?” Vaggie demanded. She was getting dizzy and irritated from all the circles they were talking in. She just wanted to know who their dinner guest was going to be and whether or not it was worth bringing her spear.
Charlie aimed one more glare at Lucifer before saying primly, “My Uncle Mammon.”
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A family dinner featuring: The king of Hell, his daughter the princess, and the embodiment of greed. What could go wrong?
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10 Jun 2025