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The Bush-Dwelling Window-Peeping Pervert by hermeticism
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Jun 2026
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“I-I’ll go, I’ll go, just- please give me my camera back,” Jonathan pleads in a shaky voice, flinching when Eddie tugs on his hair again. “I’ll give you the film an- and I’ll never bother you again, e-either of you, I swear-“
“Awww, Stevie c’mon,” Eddie interrupts, pouting at Steve like a little kid trying to convince their mom to let them keep a stray kitten they found in the street. “Look at him! The poor little perv is shaking in his boots! He’s more scared of you than you are of him! You’re seriously telling me you don’t find this cute?”
Eddie takes Jonathan’s chin in his hand and squishes his cheeks with his thumb and middle fingers, cooing at how warm his skin feels. He’s always had a thing for easily embarrassed boys.
“Eddie. He has a fucking boner.”
“So do I. Oh and look at that, you do too!”
Secret fuck buddies Steve and Eddie are hooking up when they catch Jonathan “the creep” Byers taking photos of them through the window. They teach him a lesson by taking a few pictures of their own… and forcing a few orgasms out of him.
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Do I love you? Well, I always did by hermeticism
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
09 Apr 2026
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As it turns out, being casual fuck buddies with your best friend isn’t as fun when you’re also in love with him. It’s actually a tad excruciating. Emotionally, that is. Still immensely pleasurable physically, but that’s beside the point.
This is an unfortunate fact of life Richie has been painfully aware of for months. Eddie is just figuring it out now though, and he’s much less equipped to handle it than Richie is.
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Repressed feelings rise to the surface for long term friends-with-benefits Richie and Eddie.
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- Part 4 of The Intricacies of Masturbation
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Eddie turns his back to Richie, not wanting him to see his shame, and regrets doing so immediately when he hears-
“Hoh. Ley. Shit.”
-from behind him, followed by a gentle, curious stroke along the base his tail. Oh. Right, he has a tail now. He nearly forgot. Eddie yelps at the unexpected touch, the furry appendage tucking between his legs all on its own. Except, apparently, he didn’t yelp.
At least, he didn’t yelp how humans yelp.
“Holyshit. What the fuck- Eds, did you just fucking meow? Didyoujustmeowatme? What the fuck? Is- wait, what the fuck is going on? Were you being serious-?”
“Yes I was being fucking serious! Do you seriously think I would fucking lie about turning into a goddamn cat?!”
Defeating an evil child-eating space clown in a gruesome battle to the death at the age of thirty nine should have been the most traumatizing experience of Eddie’s life.
And it was. By a long shot.
Until approximately three hours later, when he spontaneously sprouted two fluffy cat ears and a tail.
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“Where are you? Is everything okay? Max said you left Lucas’s house, like, two hours ago. I thought you were coming over,” Mike twirls the phone cord around his finger as he speaks, hoping he doesn’t sound too clingy. Will doesn’t like when he’s clingy. He hears a heavy sigh over the line. It makes his heart pound uncomfortably hard in his chest.
“Yeah, everything’s fine, Mike. I just- um- something just came up. Can you pick me up? I don’t feel like biking home.”
“Oh. Yeah. Yeah, okay, of course. Where are you?”
“Um-"
The audio gets muffled all of a sudden, like Will put his hand over the receiver. Probably to talk to someone else. To talk to whatever stupid fucking asshole he’s with right now. Mike resists the urge to slam his head into the wall until he fucking dies.
Mike Possessive Wheeler is already struggling to cope with being Will's totally casual fuckbuddy... then Will says Chance is better at sex than him, and he loses the ability to play it cool. Or, yearning loser Mike gets pushed too far and puts Will in his place.
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- Part 2 of The Payoff of Being Pathetic
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“I don’t… I’ve never done this before,” Mike’s voice wavers as he speaks, a testament to how vulnerable he feels. On his knees, Will’s hard cock held in his hand, waiting to be serviced. It’s a stupid thing to say, and he cringes at himself right after the words leave his mouth. Obviously Will knows he hasn’t sucked a dick before. Obviously Will knows he’s a total fucking virgin, and has no earthly idea what he’s doing.
“Yeah, no shit,” Will laughs, and is incredibly amused when Mike looks down all shy and embarrassed. Amused, but also affectionate in an all too familiar way. He cups Mike’s burning face with one hand, his touch tender as he lets his thumb graze over his cheekbone. “Do you want to stop?”
“No. No, I want to,” Mike says without hesitation, leaning into Will’s hand like a touch starved puppy, “I just- I-I don’t know how. I want to do it right. I wanna be good for you.”
“If you really want to be good for me, you’ll stop talking and put my dick in your mouth.”
A jealousy fueled confrontation ends with Mike on his knees at Will’s feet. Or, Mike is a pathetic, desperate, yearning loser and Will walks him like a dog.
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- Part 1 of The Payoff of Being Pathetic
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Feelings Feelings Feelings by hermeticism
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
17 Oct 2025
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Reddie, senior year of highschool, porn with a little plot, service dominant Richie, submissive Eddie.
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- 11,632
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The Intricacies of Masturbation by hermeticism
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
09 Apr 2026
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Reddie, college roommates/friends with benefits, porn with plot, submissive vers Richie, dominant vers Eddie.
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Byler, post-canon, porn with plot, switch (submissive leaning) top Mike, brat bottom Will.
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i think there's something you should know by noseygiants
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
14 Jan 2026
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Bookmarked by hermeticism
24 May 2026
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Mike Wheeler has a specific request of his loving boyfriend, some drink spiking and light bondage later, those needs may just be met!
Bookmarked by hermeticism
26 Jan 2026
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Mike does not dream when he sleeps.
2022 Byler Gift Exchange Fic for carrionpigeonn!
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"We said we wouldn’t let it get weird.” Mike says. He pointedly makes eye contact with Max, then with Will, both of whom are blushing and trying to avoid his gaze. “It’s weird,” he declares. “We need to talk about it.”
"Okay. I'll start," Max says. “It’s weird because I liked it and can't stop thinking about it."
Mike chokes on thin air
"You- what?" he coughs.
"You heard me," Max says, shoulders squared despite her pink cheeks. They darken from pink to full red as she continues. "Also, the way you two kept looking at each other was hot," she says.
"We- i- what?" Will says eloquently.
“What?” she echoes. “It’s only fair. You saw me and Mike get off, now I want to see you guys get off together.”or;
Mike tries to get them to talk it out after he and Max accidentally hooked up in front of Will. Not a lot of talking gets done. Will is certainly not complaining.Series
- Part 2 of we could all be the best kind of friends
Bookmarked by hermeticism
16 Dec 2025
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Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me by Mere_Mortifer
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
08 May 2020
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“Who the fuck are you?” Eddie exclaims before he can stop himself, and the man turns to face him with a shriek. "I have a dog, you know? He’s like half wolf or something, if you don’t get the fuck out my apartment I’ll tell him to attack!”
The man, incredibly, laughs again, this time less hysterical and more plainly awkward. “Yeah, uh, about that…”Or: Eddie brings a stray dog home. Turns out, it's a werewolf.