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    A collection of some of my sanders sides stories !

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  1. Rec 3

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    After Grace Chasity defeats Max Jägerman and gains the power of The Black Book, she decides that it's her duty to rid the world of all of the "dirty dudes" that inhabit it. After all, she didn't sacrifice her chastity for nothing. While she goes on a rampage, killing anyone she deems "dirty", her friends and a certain younger child plead with her to stop.

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    16 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    Ever since she was a toddler, Grace Chasity knew she was going to die for the sins of Hatchetfield.

    It was an honor bestowed upon her at birth. She was His prophet, and when her blood is spilled, the members of her congregation will rejoice. The citizens of Hatchetfield will forever be safe from His wrath, their sins will be forgiven, and their debts will be washed away.

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    On her eighteenth birthday, Grace Chasity is supposed to be sacrificed for the Lord. But in the months leading up to the ceremonial day, Grace makes friends worth living for. As the clock ticks down, Grace has to decide whether she wants to fight to survive, or resign to the fate that’s been assigned to her. Luckily, she has friends who will stand by her side the whole way.

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    18 Jul 2025

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    Ted Spankoffski is a lot of things: an asshole, a sleazeball, the 'other person' of more than a few adultery allegations, pansexual, and, most importantly, an unlucky fucking bastard.

    Except, this time, the story isn't about him. (It never really is, though, is it?) This time the only thing you need to know about Ted Spankoffski is that he's a big brother.

    And it's about damn time his little brother got a taste of that good, old fashioned Spankoffski luck, don't you think?

    (Alternatively titled: Ted's perspective on Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

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    13 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    LOSE YOUR MIND AT LORDSPAWN'S NEXT SHOW.
    FEATURING WATCHER, STONE, SMILEY, AND BEX.
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    Peter Spankoffski lives a double life as a bassist for a masked metal band. Not a solitary soul outside his bandmates knows; not his best friends, not his brother, not even the girl he tutors, Stephanie Lauter.

    Stephanie Lauter goes to the first gig of a local metal band with the Smoke Club and quickly becomes a groupie, and a friend of a certain bassist who refuses to take off his mask in front of her.

    But this is Hatchetfield! It'd be too easy if his secrecy was their only problem...
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    Beta-read by pinetree_in_hatchetfield :D thanks Pine!!!!

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    13 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    Six months after the rage plague that swept over Hatchetfield, the small city tries to recover from the trauma and grief. But lurking in the shadows, a threat tries to return. And this time it's going to take a lot more than three psychics to stop it...

    Title comes from Rodney Atkins' "If You’re Going Through Hell (Before the Devil Even Knows)"

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    10 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    awww shit. here we go again