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Atsushi: I would never let that awful Akutagawa drink my blood >:(
Akutagawa: I would never drink that dirty jinko’s blood >:(
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Atsushi and Akutagawa have to adjust to working together again after Akutagawa was turned into a vampire. What could possibly go wrong?
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15 Jun 2026
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fruit loops in time (circle around me) by justprompts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2021
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"This is Crabbe, and Goyle," the blonde boy says, pointing at the two boys next to him. "And I'm Malfoy, Draco Ma - "
Ron laughs, and Malfoy immediately bristles.
"Think my name's funny, do you?" Malfoy says, angrily. "No need to ask yours - "
"You're honestly so cute," Ron interrupts, yet again, shaking his head. "So tiny. And so angry, all the time. It's adorable."
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Ron Weasley, Time Traveller Extraordinaire, is stuck in the same seven year Hogwarts Loop, repeating the same thing over and over again. Naturally, he's so done with everything.Series
- Part 4 of and several bad jokes later
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- English
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- 15,101
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- 7/?
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06 Mar 2026
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Rivals don't treat each other like that by everdeen6
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2021
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Luna continues, unbothered with the silence, “Really nice of him to bring the attention away from Harry being a champion with that phrase.They’re such a good couple.”
The three of them blink. Couple? When did that happen?
Michael’s the first who breaks and asks, “They’re a couple?” His voice is a good octave higher than usual.
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Where Harry and Draco are oblivious, there's a school wide bet going on and its matchmaking season
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter AU Collections
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- English
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- 2,427
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- 1/1
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- 11
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Bookmarked by insanityisme
06 Mar 2026
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It had been two and a half months since the end of Spring Break.
Eddie had been cleared of all charges, The Byers were back in Hawkins like they’d never left, Vecna was dead and gone, and everything was back to normal; or rather as back to normal as Hawkins could get.
Unfortunately for one Steve Harrington, his new normal seemed to be not only his inability to get a date, but also his newfound proclivity towards staring at Eddie Munson’s mouth while he dramatically narrated during a five hour Hellfire session, or counting the freckles on the bridge of his nose, or memorizing the patterns in his honey coloured eyes.
What the fuck was wrong with him?
(Now with Eddie’s pov added!)
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- 8/8
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28 Mar 2025
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"You're abusing company policy,” Steve corrects and Eddie nods, unashamed, and leans forward.
“Fuck The Man, Harrington. Gimme a taste.”
Or: it's the hottest day of the summer so far, and Eddie just wants his due of free samples. Annoying the shit out of Steve Harrington is just a cherry on top.
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- Part 1 of the summer of '85
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- English
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- 5,594
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- 1/1
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27 Mar 2025
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is there a bone in my body that's not weak for you by farouche (AnonymousSinner)
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
26 Jul 2018
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“Oh,” he says then, quiet realisation, “Is that what you want to hear?”
“I – I don’t-” Simon starts, and then all thoughts leave his head as Markus moves forward, taking hold of his other wrist like he had the first and caging him there, pressed against the desk.
“That you’re good,” Markus murmurs, “That I think you’re brilliant.”
Or: Simon is struggling with what it means to be free. Markus tries to help. It ends with the misuse of Markus's office desk.Series
- Part 1 of dumb robot boys in love
Bookmarked by insanityisme
23 Mar 2025
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In which Sam is inadvertently a cocktease and the "The Most Sexually Frustrated Angel in the Garrison" award goes to Gabriel.
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23 Mar 2024
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[OLD] Draco Malfoy's Sudden Memory Gain by dreamerlemur
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jan 2023
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[THIS FIC HAS BEEN REWRITTEN WITH AN UPDATED VERSION ON MY PAGE. THIS IS THE OLD VERSION.]
On a dark, October night, the story once started and now starts again.
As a boy lay in his small bed, his head seemed to become heavy and his vision blurred. He tried to cry out for his mother, but before the high-pitched wails could leave his mouth, he fell unconscious.
On that same dark, October night, Voldemort was vanquished by the Boy Who Lived.
And after that same dark, October night, the future would change, for better or for worse.
[In other words, what happens when a minor antagonist realizes they're in a novel, and does the first thing that comes to mind--fuck shit up]
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- Part 1 of Take It Back (In Time) Now Yall, One (Interdimensional) Hop This Time
- Part 1 of DMSMGee Whiz
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- 60/60
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14 Aug 2023
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Power, Politics, and Friends, oh my! by ahoeinplainsight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Nov 2023
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Harry twirls the pan in his hands, grinning almost evilly, and says slowly, “These actually hurt quite a bit. I would know. Would you like to find out just how much, Aunt Petunia?”
Harry finds out about his strange power at a young age and happily uses it to his advantage.
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- 29/?
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Bookmarked by insanityisme
14 Aug 2023
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Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get sloshed- a father who won't accept him, a Harry Potter he can't stop crushing on and that damned hippogriff that tried to eat him. And he is going to tell them what's what, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef with Potter too.
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by insanityisme
14 Aug 2023
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LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??
Spotify playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg(Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)
DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.
NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC
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- Part 1 of All the Young Dudes
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- English
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- 526,969
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- 188/188
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Bookmarked by insanityisme
14 Aug 2023
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The CIA agents on the base are bullying the children, mocking them for their mutations. Charles will not tolerate it.
Or: Charles has a line, and the agents cross it. Several times. And Erik discovers that perhaps Charles is not so much of a pacifistic pushover as he appears.
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- 1/1
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11 Aug 2023
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The Masked Man (Who Has Everything) by Traincat
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
30 Jul 2011
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The one where Erik is Batman, and Charles is kidnapped roughly once a week.
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- 1/1
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11 Aug 2023
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An Act Too Often Neglected by thehoyden for amai_kaminari
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
08 Jan 2012
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Logan didn’t much like Erik Lehnsherr when he first met him in a bar about a year ago. Logan likes him a lot less after he dumps Logan’s tranquilized carcass on Charles Xavier’s doorstep like a dog presenting its owner with a stunned rabbit.
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- 1,501
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- 1/1
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- 152
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Bookmarked by insanityisme
11 Aug 2023
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The story of Charles's proposal to Erik will never fail to make Charles blush. Erik summarizes it as, "He literally threw the ring at me," to which Charles will always protest, "There's more to the story than that!"
Rumor Mill verse backstory. How Charles and Erik got engaged.
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- Part 2 of Rumor Mill verse
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- English
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- 6,511
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- 1/1
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11 Aug 2023
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For the kmeme: "Alex and Hank were two teenagers who frequently fight in school. One fight got so bad that the principal called in their fathers (as both came from single-parent families)/ guardians for a conference. This was how Charles and Erik meet."
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11 Aug 2023
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Any Measure of Peace by manic_intent
Fandoms: Marvel (Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
19 Jun 2011
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Written for the prompt: "AU in which there was no beach divorce. Charles has been throwing himself at Erik, but Erik refuses to give in to his desires. Something about not wanting to sully Charles' happy life with his darkness. He's done some things, you see. Some very bad things. Charles, however, is nothing if not persistent. So he seduces Erik with everything he's got. Erik suffers an epic case of blue balls."
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Bookmarked by insanityisme
11 Aug 2023
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Erik wakes up in Las Vegas with a hell of a hangover, a telepath in his bed, and a ring on his finger. Now what?
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- Part 1 of Impulse Decisions
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- English
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- 40,761
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 1
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- 509
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11 Aug 2023
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Rumor Has It by blueink3
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom
15 Jul 2012
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"Did I hear the doorbell earlier?"
"Yeah, but I'd steer clear if I were you. It seemed a little tense. I don't know what's going on, but there's a kid out there who looks freakily like the prof."
Nearly six months after Cuba, Charles' life is turned upside down for the second time. Though he's slowly learning to adapt to the first, he's not sure he can handle the second. Luckily for him, there are a few people out there more than willing to help.
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- Part 1 of Rumor 'Verse
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- English
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- 166,073
- Chapters:
- 47/47
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- 1
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- 621
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11 Aug 2023
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If You Liked The Book, You'll Hate The Movie by paperclipbitch
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
18 Feb 2012
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Modern-Day High School AU. It’s not until Hank realises half the class are glancing towards the back of the classroom with something like nerves and something like schadenfreude that he finds out Alex Summers is back.
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- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 2
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- 389
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Bookmarked by insanityisme
11 Aug 2023