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    "What the actual fuck..." The one with the white hair muttered, his voice cracking slightly.

    Taehyung sank into a slow kneel before them, every movement deliberate, calculated, yet uncoordinated and shaky. The agony radiating from his joints was excruciating, but he performed it without outwardly displaying the anguish in his body. His gaze never left theirs, and yet it was a gaze that seemed to pierce through them, cold and resigned. Taehyung sat in front of them. Shivering like a dog. It was with the slightest tilt of his head that he exposed his throat, bitten raw and swollen.

    A hoarse, desperate whisper escaped his lips, barely audible but heavy with fear. "Please... don’t kill me."

    Or, Taehyung is meant to be feasted upon and killed. The Bangtan Coven disagrees.

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    "I'm just helping you study, really," Taehyung muttered, a cheeky grin only halfway hidden as he turned his head to the side, gaze finding their little window. Snow had started to fall right outside the comfort of their room, wind whistling softly. Taehyung had to swallow down the itch to howl with the wind. 

    Seokjin's chuckle was immediately followed by the sound of Taehyung's tail thumping against Seokjin's cosy bed with even more enthusiasm. 

    “I’m a veterinary student, Tae,” Seokjin reminded him, tugging lightly at a lock of his hair. “For animals. Not creatures. I am not a doctor. Even though I guess you are part animal...”

    Or, Taehyung is a rather accident-prone werewolf. Seokjin is an exhausted vet student.

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    Someone popped open the trunk.

    For a long moment, Taehyung simply stared. Unblinking. Unmoving. His brain, unhelpfully, short-circuited. The man staring back at him was handsome—annoyingly so. Dark hair, slicked back with precision. Sharp cheekbones, soft mouth. A face that looked like it belonged on a billboard, not gaping into the trunk of a car.

    Taehyung lifted a hand—an awkward wave. The man didn’t react. He just blinked down at Taehyung, slow and measured. Then, wordlessly, he shut the trunk once more.

    “Jimin,” a voice croaked. “There’s a dude in your trunk.”

    Or, Kim Taehyung accidentally kidnaps himself and decides to make it everyone else's problem.

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    "'M not a crybaby!" Taehyung immediately shot back, lips quivering as he cried, much like a baby.

    Yoongi blinked at the omega silently, his gaze softening as he observed the omega's delicate, tear-streaked face. Then, he simply nodded with a soft sigh, leaned forward and pressed a lingering kiss against his forehead.

    "Of course not," Yoongi agreed, long fingers softly tucking brunette hair behind a pierced ear, "How foolish of Alpha to think so. I apologise, puppy."

    Or: Some omegas turn clingy when in heat. Some turn violent and feral. Taehyung turns into a giant crybaby.

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    "Oh my god," Yoongi whispered, his eyes wide as he observed both boys hastily scrambling to clean up the spill. They were employing their own shirts, previously strewn beside them, to soak up the banana milk that had spilt onto the grass and their towels, "They're fucking idiots."

    Jimin, still caught in a fit of giggles, managed to catch his breath. He turned towards Yoongi, linking their fingers together and playfully tugging at his hand, "Mhm, this must be a dream come true for you, Mr. Himbosexual."

    Or, Yoongi has always had a thing for dumb pretty boys with muscles. Jeongguk just so happens to be an absolute idiot with nice pecs.

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    "Hy-Hyung," Jeongguk blabbered, his tattooed hands squeezing Seokjin's hips with a vicelike grip, unrelenting, his biceps bulging and trembling, shivering from exhaustion. Already fingerprints were bruising honey-golden skin, red and purple, most certainly only becoming deeper in colour with time.

    Or, Jin and Gguk fucking against a door for way too long.

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    He had moved.

    Namjoon had moved out of the way.

    How—

    How would his hyungs be able to find him now? He had broken Seokjin's instructions. What if they would never find him again? Namjoon was hyperventilating. His breathing was short and erratic, his chest felt too tight and hot. Blood was pooling in his mouth, his fangs pressing into his lower lip as he tumbled backward, until his back hit a wall.

    Or, that one time Namjoon hadn't gotten lost, okay? If anything, his hyungs had gotten lost.

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    "Tell me where they are, filthy bastard," Jimin hissed, eyes narrowed as he towered over Taehyung. The tip of his sword was tilting Taehyung's head up, its keen blade nicking his throat with every shaky exhale.

    Taehyung grunted in response, a ferocious snarl contorting his face as he defiantly drawled, "I'd rather perish."

    Renowned for his dual roles as a respected strategist and a skilled warrior, Kim Taehyung has navigated his troops through seemingly impossible battles and faced unknown armies with unparalleled prowess. His name alone strikes fear into foreign armies, known to be as unbeatable as he is mysterious. That is, until Park Jimin's men manage to capture him, of course.

    And, suddenly, it's Taehyung's job to keep his enemy from finding out his most well-concealed secret.

    After all, no one would think that Kim Taehyung, the fierce strategist, is also an omega.

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    "I'm sorry, I don't speak human," the creature explained in perfect Korean, broad grin giving way to multiple sets of teeth, all sharp and pointy, "You need to wear the universal translator for us to understand you, little traveller."

    It tilted its head to the side, handsome face full of boyish charm as its tattoos continued snaking all along his muscular biceps, moving as if they had a mind of their own. Taehyung swallowed loudly and stared back up into the red eyes of the creature in that pretty face that was so very human, yet so very other.

    Or, the story of astronaut Kim Taehyung who gets lost in space and is found by beings that don't seem to be quite human themselves.

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    "I'm sorry, I don't understand," Taehyung's eyes blinked up at Jin, but they weren't focusing on anything, "Aren't you guys going to kill me?"

    The plan was simple enough: infiltrate the crown prince's chamber, snatch him discreetly, and then use him as leverage to bend the king to their will. The threat? His only heir's life hanging in the balance.

    But life has a way of derailing even the best-laid plans. Who would've thought, that the king seemed completely indifferent to the loss of his only child? And, more importantly, what were they going to do with a royal prince in their house now?

    Or, the story of how the crown prince Kim Taehyung fell in love with six criminals.

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    "I don't want to! I already said no!" His voice was sharp, cutting through the air with intensity, eyes ablaze with anger, "I don't want to go to a stupid exhibit! Just... just fuck off!" The last words came out with a bitter edge, laced with a hint of desperation, as Namjoon struggled to contain the turbulent emotions swirling within him.

    Immediately, silence fell over the living room.

    Oh.

    Oh no.

    Or, that one time Namjoon got a bad grade and took it out on Jeongguk, who was not having any of it.

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    "Humans are always so suspicious of me. Fine," he conceded. Placing the iPad on Namjoon's bed, he adjusted his green hat, tugging it until his elongated ears were fully on display, gesturing to them theatrically, "See? Elf ears."

    Namjoon scrutinized the pointed ears, his scepticism lingering. "But those could be fake. I've seen TikToks of people with fake elf ears," he pondered, squinting in the dimly lit room.

    Or, Namjoon wakes up to a stranger in a costume in his room telling him to make a wish and he's not too sure what he should do about it.

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    "I swear, I'm not turning into a cat. What on earth are you guys talking about?"

    Behind him, a sly snicker echoed through the room as Taehyung revelled in the impending revelation. His voice, airy and filled with mischievous delight, teased, "Oh yeah? So this tail has always been here, then?"

    Before Yoongi could process the implications of Taehyung's words, there came an unexpected tug at his back. A playful force pulled him backward, and he found himself pressed against the warmth of Taehyung's chest. Startled, Yoongi let out a yelp of surprise, and his eyes widened in horror as he felt something unfamiliar—a sensation he hadn't noticed until that very moment.

    Or, that one time Yoongi tried to brew a potion for class and it didn't exactly go the way he planned...

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    "Oh, I like lots o' smart words!" Namjoon babbled, his words slurred, and he wiggled around in Yoongi's lap, seemingly attempting a great escape to resume his earlier escapades of careening into walls, "Like 'Ubiquitous,' which means 'present everywhere.' So, like, uh, air is ubiquitous. Or 'Mellifluous,' which means you like something so much that it's hard to explain why. Like- Like, my love for you guys is mellifluous."

    "That's..." Yoongi had to intervene, preventing one of Namjoon's hands from colliding with his own nose, "That's really cute, Joon-ah. We love you too, darling."

    "Mhm," Namjoon nodded wisely, his intoxicated expression oddly endearing, "You know what- what else I love mellifluously? Dick-"

    Or, garlic - contrary to popular belief - doesn't actually kill vampires. It does get fledglings quite intoxicated, though.

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    It only took a brief moment before Taehyung resumed his movements, the clinks of the mug and the sound of coffee being poured resonating through the room. With his back still turned to Namjoon, Taehyung pondered aloud, "I'm actually unsure! I mean, it would come with the same symptoms as being strangled any other way, I suppose. So, bloodshot eyes, a bleeding nose, maybe some bleeding from the ear canal... But I have no idea whether it is possible to strangle someone with hair. That's a really good question, babe."

    Namjoon's disappointment settled quietly over him, his lips forming a subtle pout, "Yeah, I figured. Even Google can't help me out with this one anymore... Guess I'll just have to come up with another way to let Hakkun kill her. Thanks, anyways, Tae-ah."

    Or, Taehyung doesn't have an answer to one of Namjoon's morbid questions. Luckily, he comes up with an answer soon enough.

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    "The pleasure is mine, hyung. Who would have thought a casual coffee break would turn into a collaboration on the perfect crime?"

    "Maybe I should make a character based on you? You're quite literally what I'd imagine Hakkun to be like if he were real! A medical student with morbid knowledge that could help him kill people... You could be a really talented serial killer, Taehyung." Namjoon's giggles filled the air, his eyes forming crescents from grinning so broadly.

    However, Taehyung froze for a moment, his grin wavering briefly as he peered ahead at Namjoon. "Well, let's hope I don't get any ideas from your book then," he responded, his voice carrying an unusual tension that Namjoon couldn't quite decipher.

    Or, Namjoon is a thriller author with writer's block and Taehyung is an exceptionally helpful medical student.

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    "Maybe you should consider kidnapping him over more often, Tae."

    "Not kidnapping! Herding!" Taehyung vehemently protested, aghast at the mere suggestion that he would resort to kidnapping his boyfriend.

    Hoseok giggled happily underneath the hybrid, nodding in agreement with Taehyung. He pecked the hybrid's lips to grab his attention, adding, "Exactly! I'm here of my own will. It's not kidnapping if I willingly come over."

    Or, Hoseok comes over for a movie night and gets tackled by Taehyung. Lovingly, of course.

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    Jeongguk's eyes darted between Taehyung's sheepish smile and the hybrid, his arms folding across his chest in a mix of curiosity and apprehension, "Please, tell me you didn't abduct that lamb, Tae baby."

    "I didn't kidnap the lamb!"

    "Oh, thank heavens—"

    "I herded it. Completely different," Taehyung interjected with an unwavering tone, his tail continuing its animated thumping against the couch as he grinned at his boyfriends.

    Or, Taehyung is a Border Collie Hybrid, so it's not really his fault that he keeps herding cute little lambs, right? It's instincts!

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    "His name is Taehyung. He's a bornian tiger. Fairly harmless so far, not shown any aggression, but tiger hybrids can be a handful, Jimin-ah. They're full of energy, get possessive, might tear things apart when they're amped up. They..." Namjoon lowered his voice, "...can be pretty risky. Untamed."

    Jimin didn't even glance at Namjoon. Taehyung. What a pretty name for a pretty kitty. And with those sharp teeth and glimmering claws, he would most definitely withstand any vacuum attack.

    "Taehyung," Jimin repeated, a wide, genuine grin spreading across his face as he met the bornian tiger's gaze. His heart swelled with a mix of excitement and an inexplicable connection, as if fate had orchestrated this moment for them.

    Or, Jimin has always wanted a pet, and Taehyung has always wanted a home.

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    Namjoon's face lit up once more, and he grinned at them with genuine happiness, "I'm sure their coven will let me drink from one of them! If I ask Jackson hyung, he'll probably let me drink from him if I get hungry and-"

    "No!" Jeongguk's sudden yell cut through the air, his breath coming a bit too quickly. Namjoon flinched and turned around to look at the young boy, his eyes perplexed and head tilted curiously to the side. Jeongguk swallowed once and took a steadying breath before clearing his throat.

    Or, that one time Namjoon made a new friend and his hyungs were taking the news as well as they possibly could.

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