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“That one with the leather and the hair, he’s getting cast for sure.”
“Oh, yeah. Doesn’t even matter if you can actually bake, when you look like that!”
“He’ll be this year’s Chigs, or Sandro. Everyone’s flavor, you know?”When Ed Teach gets cast on The Great British Bake Off, he understands the assignment. Look hot on camera, banter with the judges, bake memorable shit.
He isn’t there to make trouble. He isn't there to make friends.
And he certainly isn’t there to fall in love with fellow baker Stede Bonnet.
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29 Jan 2025
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Ed and Stede meet as strangers one night on a New York subway platform when Stede discovers an abandoned newborn baby. Both men are instantly infatuated with him (and each other). When they attend the court hearing for his case, the judge spontaneously decides to offer Stede custody, which he accepts– only to realize afterwards that she assumed they were a couple.
The two men immediately craft a plan to pretend to be together in order to keep the baby, creating fake backstories, coaching their friends, and moving in together... into the same bedroom... and the same bed. But what they didn't anticipate was falling head over heels in love, not only with their son, but with each other.
Inspired by the TRUE STORY outlined in this article
Features: a very fast slow burn, fake dating, only one bed, pining while fucking, and other tropes
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- Part 1 of Baby Baby Baby
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Podfic of Bird Watching by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Sep 2024
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Ed wants to support his boyfriend Stede's hobbies, so he accompanies him on a bird watching trip despite not sharing the same interests.
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- English
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- 12
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- 1/1
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24 Sep 2024
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Ed and Stede became an accidental international sensation at the 2024 Paris Olympics in Synchronicity.
They crashed into my brain out of nowhere and they haven't left! So I've started a series for all the little bits and pieces I have planned in their world, covering their story before and after 2024, and also diving into the stories of the rest of the crew.
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28 Jul 2024
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$20 Wedding Dress by ghostalservice, petrichorca, veeagainst
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Oct 2023
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Ed needs to blow off some steam, so he buys a thrift store wedding dress and pretends to be a runaway bride, in hopes someone at the swanky bar he wanders into will ravage him into oblivion. Stede sees a vision in mint green, but isn’t sure he will be of any interest to this mysterious stranger. Archie watches two cringefail men fall head over heels for each other.
(Yes, Ed’s wearing the season 2 wedding topper dress. 👀👰💚✨️)
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- 14,568
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- 3/3
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13 Jul 2024
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When Louis asks to wear a skirt to Mary and Doug's wedding, Stede takes him to Kraken Fineries to get one custom-made. After meeting Ed, the owner of the shop, Stede decides that his own rather bland wardrobe needs a bit of a refresh.
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13 Jul 2024
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podfic of "The Angriest Chicken in the Apothecary" by Ignisentis by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Aug 2024
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Stede's a lonely apothecary owner looking for love. Ed's a jaded potions master looking for his place in the world. This is how they find what they're looking for in each other.
Podfic length is 5:09:49
Although this work is rated E, all of the E material is in chapter 12, (and a little bit of reference to some E activity in 13 without going into actual detail...) but please read about that material in the notes of 12 and let me know if you need more information.
It is a story younger folks might enjoy while skipping a bit in that chapter....
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- English
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- 168
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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20 May 2024
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When Mrs. Stede Bonnet had deserted her husband for the second time, she had known that the way would be difficult. In this flight, she had left her jewels and gowns behind in order to start afresh, taking only a purse with enough money to allow her to embark on a new life in very modest circumstances: she took rented lodgings above a shop for gloves and ribbons in a small country village, attempted to manage with no servants, and set out a little notice offering her services as a dressmaker and milliner.
A retelling of the 2x04 dinner party in a genderbent Regency AU.
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- Part 14 of Sweet Damsels
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- English
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- 6,118
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05 May 2024
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Podfic of "Baddy Zaddy" by ElapsedSpiral by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 May 2023
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“I moved to a new flat because I’ve just walked out on my wife of twenty five years. And our two children. Without telling them. Well, I left a letter, but it was brief.”
I started to think he’d hung up. Then he said “go on”.
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A preposterous AU with a preposterous meet cute. Featuring Ed's terribly named sex shop, Stede being a proud ally of the LGBT community and surprisingly tame sex given the premise. Unbetaed.
Fair warning: this fic is not intended to be a realistic depiction of anything, including but not limited to: property development, print media and/or the adult entertainment industry. If you are looking for a fic which covers any of these topics accurately and seriously, please read another fic. That being said, I hope you enjoy!
P.S. all of the sex toys names are real because of course they are.
Podfic run time is 6:46:29
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- Part 1 of Baddy Zaddy
- Part 1 of Coming Out Podfics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 220
- Chapters:
- 15/15
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25 Apr 2024
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Podfic of "Work Experience" By Elapsedspiral and Shearwater by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Apr 2023
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"Hey Iz. Got offered another job so won't be coming back. Cheers."
CONTENT WARNING!!! Listen with an empty bladder or you might have tears run down your leg.
Podfic length 3 hours 12 minutes
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Point Wild has a long and sordid history full of all manner of folks, from free love hippies to weirdos desperate to look at women’s tits. Now, it’s mostly overrun by a gamut of queer men out for a consensual perve or exhibitionist adventure.
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Or, The One Where Stede Loses His Undies At The Nude Beach And Ed Finds Them
Written for AUpril 2024 Day 7: Nude Beach
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07 Apr 2024
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The resort is loud and sprawling. There are screaming kids everywhere, their parents too drunk to keep them on a tight leash, and Ed once again questions why this wedding had to happen during the fucking school summer break, and also why the universe hates him.
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Or: Ed is in the Bahamas for Izzy and Jack’s destination wedding, and he’s fully expecting it to be chaos. What he’s not expecting is the hot guy at the pool bar who flirts with him shamelessly and seems to be allergic to doing up his shirt buttons.
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- English
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07 Apr 2024
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Hold My Hand and We're Halfway There by lizzieisdizzy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Feb 2024
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Tony-winning director Edward Teach is tired of the grind of commercial theatre.
So when an unknown actor named Stede Bonnet buys an abandoned theatre in Brooklyn and founds The Revenge Theatre Collective, with the claim that he’ll bring a new musical to Broadway within the next year, the temptation to escape boredom is too good to resist.
Things do not go as planned.
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07 Apr 2024
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podfic of "Throat G.O.A.T." by nomadsland by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Jan 2025
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Edward Teach is a pop star about to embark on his latest tour when he develops vocal nodes. Stede Bonnet is the voice specialist who treats him. Sparks fly.
“Right. And could you please describe your singing voice to me? Or sing something you feel showcases your voice, if you feel comfortable. For my usual clientele, I’d suggest their go-to audition song, but I don’t get the sense that you do much auditioning.”
There’s a long pause during which Stede takes note of the guy’s eyes. Not a literal case note, that would be inappropriate. His eyes are large and brown and expressive, quicksand eyes. Eyes a person could get lost in. Right now, they’re slightly narrowed at Stede. He seems to decide something.
“Listen,” the client says. “I appreciate you not wanting to make it weird, but I promise I’m used to it.”
NOTES:*GRBAS is a general voice quality rating scale. The numbers are 0-3 with 0 indicating no involvement and 3 meaning severe. G = general (overall), R = roughness, B = breathiness, A= aesthenia (weakness) and S = strain.
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Stede Bonnet has just moved into Orange Crescent. There’s a house on the corner, opposite Stede’s own, with a garden full of flowers and a gleaming motorbike on the driveway. He’s forgotten to buy sugar.
Edward Teach has his morning disturbed by his new neighbour. Enamoured at first sight, he invites Stede round for a chat, and then another, and then another.
This is the story of them.
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04 Mar 2024
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The island of snacks is a refuge for Stede. Island of Misfit Orgy-goers, he thinks to himself. He snatches a bottle of water, does as the sign says, and hydrates. He can hear music playing throughout the whole house, a sexy and sultry playlist that he quite enjoys. Over the sound of the music are the occasional moan or sound of slapped flesh and a whimper. Stede blinks, staring at the wall and taking in the sounds of the evening. Could he distinguish Mary’s voice from the rest? He wonders. He doesn’t think he can. He doesn’t know if he’s ever heard her in the throes of passion, come to think of it, and that thought slightly depresses him.
“First time?” a deep voice says across the island.
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Stede and Mary attend their first queer poly play party, and Stede learns a lot about himself with the help of a delightful stranger.
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01 Mar 2024
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if we got married, would that be cool? by gendercrowley
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Feb 2024
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The feeling of knowing that Ed was his, the thought of getting to have this forever was enough to make his heart swell. He never really thought Ed would be a fan of marriage or even want that for them, considering the rocky journey they both had just been on to find and fight for each other. But maybe he was wrong?
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Ed keeps (not so) subtly dropping the topic of marriage into conversation with Stede. Ed thinks he's being slick about it but Stede's not as clueless as he seems.
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- Part 1 of domestic (almost) bliss
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03 Feb 2024
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“Not that I’m complaining but what did I do that merited a kiss like that?”
Stede blinked.
“Ed, that was mouth to mouth.”
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Or the one where Ed and Stede meet while walking their dogs. Pongo and Perdita. Yes, this is a 101 Dalmatians AU. Part of the OFMD Reverse Bang
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- Part 7 of Modern Meet Cutes
- Language:
- English
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- 1/1
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21 Jan 2024
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edstede firewatch au
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Ed finds himself in an extremely precarious situation. If he plays his cards right, he might have a chance at fucking both Mary and Stede at some point.
And since Ed is a smooth fucking talker when he needs to be, that is how he finds himself with his tongue down Stede’s throat and his hand up Mary’s skirt in the copy room fifteen minutes later.
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Ed is thrilled when his best friend (with benefits) from college, Mary, gets hired at the hospital where he works. He's even more thrilled to meet her husband.- Language:
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28 Dec 2023