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    Yuri Briar is an intelligent man. He's also a protective one-- and Loid Forger just reeks of deception. It's only fair that he looks into the person his sister has decided to marry (SECRETLY, FOR A YEAR, APPARENTLY) isn't it?
    He's not obsessed. He's just concerned.

    In which Yuri stalks Loid and gets damn close to him. I mean. Damn close to figuring him out. I mean. Damn close to him.

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    08 Aug 2025

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    "And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."

    "That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.

    "It comes down to his ass."

    "Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!

    He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.

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    19 May 2025

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    Inspired by Jennilah's adorable artwork of a tiny!cas-filled gumball machine.

    Dean walks into his local bank one day and notices that someone has filled the old gumball machine with these tiny, wiggling, sentient angels in individual plastic packaging. Deeply concerned about their air supply and the fact that they're trapped there in the sun, he starts pumping in quarters to rescue them. This is worse than leaving a dog in an overheating car.

    Now he's got forty of the little guys running all over his house, and god knows how many others might be trapped and dying all over the city.

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    27 Feb 2024