killjoy_disneyworld
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If I Told You I Care by killjoy_disneyworld
Fandoms: Fallout (Video Games), Fallout: New Vegas
07 Feb 2024
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“Forgive me for not realizing this early, I’ve been told I can be emotionally constipated.”
“The doctor tell you that?”
“Arcade? No way, he’s even worse than me.” -
I See Satan’s Face When I Look In The Mirror, I See God Inside All Of The People I Meet by killjoy_disneyworld
Fandoms: Zoolander (Movies), Night at the Museum (Movies), Austin Powers (Movies), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006), Little Nicky (2000), Tenacious D (Band), Political RPF - US 20th c., Political RPF - US 21st c.
16 Oct 2023
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In an undisclosed but modern year, the U.S. presidential debate is interrupted and the two candidates killed, all by two familiar faces. After the country falls into utter chaos, it takes many different people from many different walks of life to come together and defeat an old enemy.
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In Which Deacon Forgets to Keep His Mouth Shut by killjoy_disneyworld
Fandoms: Fallout (Video Games), Fallout 4
24 Oct 2022
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Silly confession fic with a gender neutral sole survivor.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,334
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 67
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- 504
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“There, now stay out of trouble for at least ten minutes. For me?”
The courier smiled, “Anything for you, doctor.”, he purred. -
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“You have come to mean a great deal to me, I’m sure you know what I mean. I simply cannot allow you to leave this valley if it is not with me”
“I know I can’t stop you. I’m sure if I told you no you'd still follow me.”
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The Blunting of Sting by Ticklesivory (orphan_account)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
05 Jul 2024
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Bilbo Baggins is known for his quick wit and his sarcastic nature. As newly-appointed Thain of the Shire, he's expected to prepare for the arrival of a very important guest: the Prince of Erebor. During his tour, Prince Thorin is expected to spread goodwill and peace throughout Arda and bring home a suitable spouse to carry on the line of Durin.
Bookmarked by killjoy_disneyworld
14 Jun 2024
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Chosen Horizons by Wolfsbane_and_Nettles
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
02 Jan 2026
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‘Where the sun meets the earth, that’s where I’ll find you. Where the set path fades, and it’s just us two… Where we’ll choose our own fate and make it come true. My Horizon. My Heart. My Own. When you’re with me…I’m home.’
Bilbo Baggins spent his life avoiding destiny—until it arrived at his doorstep in the form of his Heartsong. Bound by an unspoken bond and a love neither dared to name, Bilbo couldn’t deny that Thorin Oakenshield was the one he was destined to find…and determined to save.
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- Part 1 of Chosen Horizons
- Language:
- English
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- 56/111
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08 Jun 2024
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Sydney Collins is 'blessed' with a gift of never dying, waking up time and time again, accident after accident. When the apocalypse hits, he finds him in the company of a little girl who is lost from her group. What else could he do but help her?
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- English
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- 51/?
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- 1,586
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16 Oct 2023
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Nora has barely sat down for six years. And boy, is she tired. Tired of pushing buttons, tired of running around. She’s been everything at this point. The superhero, the villain. Our sole survivor has worn every hat in The Commonwealth, and now there’s only one left.
On the flip-side, Hancock’s getting chased down by a chubby baby with wings. This kid keeps shooting heart-shaped arrows right at his head, and no amount of drugs or booze is going to make that fucker go away.
Oh, and...haven’t you heard? There’s been sightings of cowboys in Boston.
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20 Aug 2023
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Davy Jones is single, and Will is horny for tentacles.
A "what-if" timeline divergence with Davy Jones as a tyrannical coffee shop owner, Will as his employee, and Elizabeth as a marine biologist who falls for the goddess of the sea.
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Will Turner, fired from Starbucks and dumped by the mayor's daughter, is press-ganged into service for The Flying Dutchman, the last artisanal coffee shop left in quickly gentrifying Seattle.
The Dutchman is...still The Dutchman. After the fall of piracy, the ship pulled into port and converted into a coffee shop, under the leadership of the still-very-much-an-octopus-man Davy Jones. Beloved by the city for their strange appearances, they've become a tourist / thirst trap (monsterfucking is IN.)
City Councilman Cutler Beckett is out for blood. Part-time realtor, part-time politician, he's determined to snatch up the prime locations of both The Dutchman and Calypso's Corner, the oldest bookshop in the city, run by the mysterious Tia Dalma. Nobody knows she's been living there for centuries, except for Jones himself--a secret they share. (TIA DALMA REVENGE ARC)
Fully original overarching plot, EXPANDED LORE, new major character!
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07 Aug 2023