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why tonight, why tonight? by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
20 Apr 2026
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“I met a dental hygienist that was wearing a dog collar when we first got here, we danced and then he gave me a mint from a little baggy. It made sense that he’d carry those around, but then…” He just shrugs.
“Oh, Birdie,” He laughs, but it’s desperate, like a cry for help from the bottom of a well. “Was it - minty?” His voice sounds three octaves too high.
“I couldn’t tell. It’s so loud in here.”---
Matt and Jay plan to enthrall the Rivoli’s new booking agent at a gay club. Jay accidentally takes ecstasy thinking it's a breath mint, and Matt is subjected to torments previously unique to the trenches of WWI. It's going to be a long, long night.
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21 Apr 2026
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my jaw is on the floor i am ASTOUNDED. and how good this is
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The Matt Johnson Girlfriend Experience by Wheat From Chaff (wheatfromchaff)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
15 Apr 2026
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"See, this," Jay says, panting. "This is how you treat your girl."
"Is that what you are, Bird?" Matt asks, inches from Jay's skin. "My girl?"
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Matt discovers a nude photo of one of Jay's past hookups on his phone.
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Five times the boys stuck fingers in each other’s wounds and the one time it got nasty.
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- Part 1 of swallow
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When Mickey Milkovich first got to the University of Michigan he had two goals; play hockey and get drafted into the NHL. But by his junior year, he’s at risk of losing his full ride scholarship because of his slipping grades.
Enter Ian Gallagher, an ambitious and fiery redhead who takes his job as Mickey’s tutor way too seriously and seems determined on making his life a living hell.
Or a College AU where Mickey is a hockey player and Ian is studious as fuck. They are everything the other one hates. Or so they think.
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27 Nov 2025
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Pro-esports AU!
What if the staff of Burgers, actually worked really well together? In competitive esports.
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“Randy,” Benson cut in, closing the distance between them again. He pushed a stray curl from Randy’s forehead. He slid one hand down Randy’s arm, thumb brushing the inside of his wrist.
Randy’s pulse spiked. “I, um, I mean, you play differently after a timeout. You just…change.”
“Change?” His gaze was half‑lidded, amused. He reached out and rubbed Randy’s shoulder. “Don’t worry. You played well, gave us the run on that second map.”
Randy’s breath came in shallow gasps. “Really?”
Benson’s lips curved into a crooked grin. “Not so hot on the third, though. Maybe, you don't got the stamina to keep up.” He gauged Randy’s reaction, that teasing glint never leaving his eyes. “But I’ll make a deal, tonight, I’ll go easy on you.”
Randy dared a small smile. “Promise?”
“Promise,” Benson moved to close the distance between their mouths.
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21 Nov 2025
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(pulls my hair out and screams) this made me feel really normal
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“I’m, uh… sober,” Tweek announces because what the fuck else is he supposed to say to his ex-boyfriend that he ghosted 10 years ago to go do drugs?
Craig nods slowly. He wants to say congrats, or I’m proud of you, or how have you been sober for this fucking long and not contacted me at all you fucking asshole–
(In which Tweek emerges from his decade long absence from Craig’s life as a sober desert hippie and Craig is just an emotionally stunted mechanic in South Park. They try to figure it out.)
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The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan.
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30 Oct 2025
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Gregory Hirsch is a student in his fifth year at college, needing only two credits to graduate. Art class, he’s not even remotely worried about, but it becomes quickly apparent that taking an Into to Business course with Professor Tom Wambsgans was a complete mistake.
Not only does Greg suck shit at business, Tom is a bit of an asshole. Half of the time, anyway. As a teacher, he’s actually pretty good. The only reason Greg isn’t failing is that they spend way too much time going over the concepts again together in Tom’s office. But in every other context, he’s a flirtatious prick who sends nothing but mixed signals.
Greg still wants to sleep with him anyway. And he’s pretty determined to do so, despite the potential damage to his psyche and, maddeningly, his heart.
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- Part 1 of Teacher's Pet
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18 Sep 2025
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"When he kisses you it’s like kissing God, or something."
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Eric is an English major. Buddy is in a band.
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20 Aug 2025
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this has been one of my all time favourite fics since i first read it when i was 16
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A swelling, a tenderness. It all starts out slow, with Dennis waking up tangled in his sheets, sweaty and curled up on his side. Dull throbbing in his chest, an ache where his pecs are pressed into the mattress, oddly sensitive. It’s probably nothing. He‘s probably fine.
aka Mac‘s attempt to mellow Dennis out by secretly dosing him with dark web estrogen doesn‘t work out quite like he had expected. And then it works out like he‘d dreamt.
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18 Aug 2025
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At nineteen years old, Ian Gallagher’s stuck. Stuck in a minimum-wage job he hates. Stuck in the same boring routine--sleep, wake, work, take your meds, Ian!, try not to lose it day after day after day. But after his little brother introduces him to MICK MILK, a frustratingly hot horror gamer he watches on YouTube, Ian's life will never be the same. ♥️
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- Part 1 of Game Theory
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08 Aug 2025
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read this for the first time as a sophomore in high school n now im a sophomore in college woowwww
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To the hearts you break and all the cyanide you drank by thembonesthembones
Fandoms: Jennifer's Body (2009)
28 Sep 2023
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And then there’s Jennifer.
She’s resplendent even looking like a corpse. Her eyes are sunken but sharp, glittering with something like malice, and Colin doesn’t trust it even as his heart sings to capture it in poetry. To distract himself, he states the obvious: “This isn’t really your house, is it.”
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07 Aug 2025
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every time i rewatch jennifer's body i think about this fic because i love it so mucj
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[message deleted] by Sinister_Queer for netcrow98
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
12 Jun 2022
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Jayce, enjoying a night home alone, receives a series of salacious photos from his roommate, Viktor, who he absolutely totally does not have a crush on at all.
Viktor, out with his friends, snaps a few sexy pictures to see if he can entice his roommate into being a little bit more.
What could possibly go wrong?
(AKA: Viktor sends some dirty pics and Jayce still can't get the fucking message.)
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- Part 1 of [New Message]
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what’s with this dog motif? by orphan_account
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Aug 2024
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“What happened here, peanut? You make a deal with Big Retinol? Can I get in on this? I feel like I could use it a little more.”
Seemingly at a loss for words, Logan’s hand moves up to his hair, turning his face from side to side. He blinks, mouth agape.
“What the fuck. Wade, what the fuck. You see this shit too, right?” He grabs at his throat as the words come out, sheathing his claws slowly. “Why do I sound like that?”
“My guess is because you got de-aged, pal. A sorcerer, maybe? You get into any bar brawls with a Mage?”
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02 Aug 2025
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me when i'm a middle aged man and i age regress but instead of being a toddler i just turn 25
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i’ve never been good with weapons, but you want me to teach you with my bare hands
alex casts a glance at the camera, and tim sees his flushed face reflected in the viewfinder.
'take a look, big guy. and say hi to jay.'
alex whimpers at that, something that makes him sound like he's honest-to-god trapped, caught like a wild animal, and he glares up- 'you're burning this fucking tape,' he says, 'or i'll kill you. you know i can.'Bookmarked by killjoyfangs
25 Jul 2025
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this might be one of my favourite pieces of fic i've ever read actually
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let it bleed through my fingers, a treasure in my hands by agentcurtmega
Fandoms: Smosh, RPF - Fandom
12 Feb 2024
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“…i’m hungry.”
spencer didn’t even look up from his phone, “there’s pop tarts in the cabinet. those toaster strudel things in the freezer, we have eggs—“
“no.” tommy’s voice was strangely firm, hand coming out to grip spencers wrist. spencer dragged his eyes to tommy’s.
“i’m *hungry*.”
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or: shitty smosh vampire au no one asked for!!
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14 Feb 2025
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ohhh this is so good. ohhhhhhhhhh this is soooooooooooooo good. vampire tommy i need you
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a story about winning and losing. neither are graceful.
(complete... for now!)
now de-anonymized on a 4 a.m. whim!
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you bring me closer to god by adamstanheightsleftnut
Fandoms: The Passenger (Movie 2023)
22 Oct 2024
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What else could he have done? Randy had practically fallen onto his lap one day, begging to be changed, to be used, to be told what to do, how to be. Randy was safest with him. Benson could show Randy the way, could nurse his strengths and crush his weaknesses, he could teach him manhood. Wasn’t that his responsibility?
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He's sick.
Been sick, and for a long time now, but not like this.
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Dave likes to not be human sometimes, and Karkat is more than happy to help out.
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10 Jul 2024
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this fic was written for ME SPECIFICALLY!!!